Hullo all! Guess what! I'm in a car, and I will be from now (5:00PM till 9:00PM tonight) then from 10:00 AM to 8:00 PM tomorrow, well, I bet you want to know why, well, what happened is we have to get this boat from Connecticut, which is really close to NYC so we went to NYC for two days then we head out to get the boat. Then we spend seven hours fixing the lights on the trailer. Then we're finally on the road and I've finished all the fan fiction I had gotten, and it's to dark to play Fire Emblem, so meh. Well, your in luck, you'll prolly get about five chapters. Lucky you. PS Wicked is Awesome with a capital A! We saw it this weekend.

And thank you for all the great, fantastic, wonderful, loving, spiffy, wicked, nifty, super reviews I got! I hope I live up to your hopes with this new chapter! Oh and everyone, every single person guessed right. So cookies for everyone! hands out special, homemade cookies with a picture of Sasuke and Naruto making out, then more with Sasuke with Neko ears and tail, and a third with Naruto in his Christmas dress The only people who didn't guess were the people who said 'Oh, it was great update soon.'

Oh, and a lot of you said that I was making Sasuke to stupid, well, he's not being stupid, just underestimating Naruto, a lot. Plus, how would you react to finding out that someone that you had known as an idiot for your whole life turned out to be just as smart and stronger then you?

Anyway! To the fic!

By the way, Kyuubi comes in this chapter so therefore… I shall give you…a key! (dun dun duun)

Bold is Kyuubi talking

Bold and italic is Naruto talking to Kyuubi in his head,

And italic is Naruto thinking (wow, there's a sentence you don't hear very often. Lol)

- - - Recap- - -

Naruto wears a mini-dress and tells Sasuke about a spy for Konoha who works in the Akatsuki will be coming over that afternoon

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- - -Naruto's POV (finally)- - -

Naruto's mental clock woke him at 5 o'clock. No one knew that he woke up early. He thought that it would fit more with his image if he was seen as a late-riser, especially as Sasuke was also a natural riser. So, apparently, was his cat. Well, at least he hoped that it was, as he was about to wake it up.

"Good morning Sasuke!" he said, getting up from his bed and stretching. The cat seemed to be one of those animals that came awake all at once, with no passing time from sleeping to waking. It also seemed to be used to waking up early, as it did not glare at him (much, but he was starting to think that a glare was it's default setting) and rose from the bed with feline grace.

Naruto felt as though the cat was watching him as he began to do his normal morning stretches. When he was done with that he walked over to his closet. It was over in a corner where most people wouldn't see it unless they were looking for it. This wasn't on purpose, it was simply the way his room was set up.

He opened up the cabinet, grimacing when he saw all that blinding orange. It wasn't his fault, the store owners had claimed that they were mysteriously out of his size and that all they had that would fit him was this awful orange coat. His suspicion was that they had come up with the brightest, ugliest, worst thing for a stealth ninja to wear so that they enemy would be more likely to see and therefore kill him. He was, in a twisted way, grateful, for because of this, his stealth was better then anyone in the villages.

Anyway, when he was around the house he could simply wear a pair of black pants that Iruka had gotten him. He wore the orange outfit so as to not alert the villagers of this plan, for fear that they would start to give Iruka the same rotten treatment that they gave him.

He sighed, he would just keep these pajama's on during breakfast and training, so that he wouldn't have to get changed again for his guest. He went back to the center of his room and picked up the little ball of fuzz that he had decided to name Sasuke. He wondered what Sasuke would say if he found out that he had named something cute and fluffy after him.

'He'd probably go into his rant about how he's an avenger and how could you possibly associate him with anything that cute.' Kyuubi said from the back of his mind. Naruto snorted. "Very true." he replied aloud. Sasuke-neko looked at him, probably wondering who he was talking to. He grinned down at the little cat.

"I was just wondering what the real Sasuke would say if he knew that I had named an adorable little kitten after him, and Kyuu said that he would probably go into his avenger rant and how could I possibly associate him with anything that cute?" he giggled again. The cat glared at him He got the distinct impression that if the cat were human, it's glare would rival Sasuke's. (A/N: .)

Naruto just grinned. "I knew I picked your name right. Come on, I have to train. Do you want me to make you something or do you want to catch your own?" The cat gave him a look that said, very clearly, 'catch my own? Are you nuts!' and Naruto grinned. "Ok, bacon it is." and suddenly there were two Naruto's. The one not holding Sasuke went to the kitchen, the real Naruto headed to the willow tree in the corner.

He noticed that Sasuke was staring after his clone with his mouth hanging open. "Wachya lookin at?" he asked, stopping in front of the branches.

'I think he wants to know why you don't use hand symbols. See what happens when you show off, you confuse a, um, poor little animal.' put in Kyuubi helpfully.

'You know something, don't you?' Naruto thought back.

'Who, me? Anyway, tell the nice kitty about your hand signs or lack there of' Kyuubi replied, his voice a mock parody of innocence.

"Hey, Sasuke, let's leave the bugs for the frogs that come to visit and close our mouths, ne?" Naruto grinned. "Yeah, about the lack of hand signs, it's just a trick I picked up from Kyuu, it took me almost a year to master it, but it amplifies my chakra, and makes it impossible to replicate my jutsu's with Sharingan or other such bloodlines.

"It also helps the one of my bloodlines, well, let's just say it's not one of the ones that needs handsigns so that knowing how to do handless jutsu's just helped me master this bloodline. I got the idea from Haku, he's a guy I… knew… and asked Kyuu if such a thing is possible, and the old fox said yes and spent the better part of six months teaching me and the rest of my time perfecting it. Anyway I have to train. So, lets go."

He walked through the willow branches, feeling the familiar tingling feeling of the permanent transportation jutsu that he had placed in his room. He stepped into his glade, the place that he had marked as his own, hidden deep in the forest, where no one else dared to go. The forest knew him here, every animal, every tree and plant in this forest, especially this glade, his glade, knew him. And he knew them as well as he anything.

"Alright Kyuu, you want to spar?" He asked aloud, putting Sasuke down on a tree stump near the stream. He felt Kyuu nod from the back of his head. Naruto grinned in anticipation, it had been to long since he'd had someone worth sparring with. He closed his eyes, picturing each symbol for the proper jutsu in his head. In a few minutes, as it was a long and complex jutsu, Kyuu was standing in his favorite human form. As he was a demon he could shift into any form he choose, but his favorite form was that of a young man with long red hair, his golden eyes slanted and his pupils slit like a cat's. He had the same whiskers on his face as Naruto, although they were darker. He wore black pants and a rust red shirt with dark brown, thigh high boots.

Kyuubi grinned at Naruto, revealing sharp teeth. He also had pointed red ears on top of his head. Naruto grinned back. With seemingly no warning they lunged at each other, neither of them landing a blow (A/N: I suck at fight scenes so, yeah, sorry if this sucks). Neither of them paid attention to Sasuke, who was staring a the new comer in shock.

Kyuubi struck out at Naruto, who flipped over his outstretched arm and landing behind him, kicking out towards his head. Unnoticed by the two, the clone that Naruto had made earlier slipped into the valley and placed a plate of food in front of the watching cat, then disappeared into a puff of smoke. Sasuke turned his attention back to the fight. He couldn't see them.

A sudden rustle from above him made him look up. The two of them were fighting in the trees above his head. Kyuubi aimed a kick at Naruto's head, who swung down so he was hanging upside down from the branch. Using what must have needed incredible strength, he pulled himself up, using only his stomach muscles, to grab Kyuubi's feet. He pulled him off the branch, now dangling upside down while holding Kyuubi by his feet. Naruto dropped from the branch suddenly, flipping over in midair so that he landed on his feet, while holding Kyuu upside down by his ankle, with his long hair brushing the ground.

"Alright, you win. Now put me down, you're getting my hair dirty."

"Aw, is poor wittle Kyuubi-chan scared of a wittle bit of dirt." Naruto joked. Sasuke stared. 'Wait, Kyuubi? As in the Evil Demon Fox that was killed about 16 years ago? Is that the 'Kyuu' that Naruto has been talking about? HOW THE HELL COULD HE REFER TO AN EVIL CREATURE BY SUCH AN ENDERING NICKNAME! Although when he thought about it, it did make sense, in a twisted way. He would have to ask Naruto about it when he was human again.

Speaking of Naruto, he turned back to the blond, who seemed to be contemplating the best way to put Kyuu be down. Coming to a conclusion, he tossed him into the air as easily as though he were a rag doll. Kyuubi landed on his feet next to Naruto.

"There, I spared you 'pwesoius hair from the evil dirt'" Naruto laughed.

"Shut up you. Come on, I, um, we have to get ready for It-" his golden eyes flickered to Sasuke "your guest."

"Yeah, I suppose. We've been at this for a while. He'll be here soon." Naruto shrugged, going over to pick up the stunned Sasuke and the plate next to him. "Hey, Kyuu, did, I dunno, did you drop a log on my cat or something, because he's kinda, um, deadish."

"Oh, I dunno Naruto, he may just be shocked by your mad skills." Kyuubi joked.

"Of course, that must be it." he replied in the same manner. "But really, I'm worried, he's the first animal that I actually want to keep."

"Well if you're so worried why don't you heal him, dobe." Without warning, Naruto sprang to his feet, his grasp on Sasuke tightening.

"Don't call me that!" he yelled. "Only Sasuke can call me that, you know that!" Kyuubi snickered.

"Well, as you seem to like it so much when he calls you that, I didn't think that you'd mind."

"That's a lie and you know it. You know very well why I only let Sasuke call me that and that I'd mind" Sasuke glanced up. Naruto's face was a bright red, although whether it was from anger or something else he wasn't sure. He turned back to Kyuubi as the deamon started to speak.

"Yeah, I know why." he said. Sasuke blinked. Had the kitsune just winked at him?

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Knock knock knock.

"Coming!" Naruto yelled. He pulled open the door, revealing a tall man with short brown hair and brown eyes. "Hey! Long time no see, ne?" he grinned. "Come on in." The man walked into the living room, plopping down onto a couch as if he had been here many times before. There was a hissing noise and he quickly stood back up.

Naruto laughed. "That's just my cat." he said. The cat glared at the stranger, who tactfully moved somewhere else. "So my jutsu worked, I can see, I was worried it wouldn't work on everyone."

The man just nodded. "It worked fine." he looked around. "Where's Kyuubi?" he asked. Naruto laughed.

"He's just getting out of the shower. We were training."

"Oh? Which one of you won this time?"

"Me, but it was close."

"I see so how's Sasuke?" Itachi asked. Sasuke's ears viably perked, why would this stranger be asking about him?

"Ah, that's the you we all know and love. I was wondering, normally you start demanding information the second you walk into the door. And why would I have information on that bastard anyway." Naruto asked. The guest looked annoyed.

"Nice try Naruto, aren't you as bad as those creepy fangirls of his?" The stranger raised an eyebrow. Naruto blushed.

"I am not!" He yelled, a bit to loud, a bit to fast.

"Yeah, and how much did you spend on his birthday present this year?" he asked skeptically. Naruto flushed darker. Sasuke blinked. He hadn't gotten a preset from Naruto.

"mhnd." he mumbled. The guest grinned.

"Sorry, couldn't catch that."

"About 2 missions." he said, a bit louder. The person whistled.

"A-class?" Naruto nodded. The man tutted "Did you even give it to him this time?"

"No." Naruto said sheepishly. The man looked reproachful.

"Naruto! You said almost two Christmas's ago that you would actually give him something this year. And it's been two years and six months! Did you give him his Christmas present? Or Valentines Day? Or Halloween! Although why anyone would give people a Halloween present is beyond me. I'd say that you like giving him stuff, except, wait, you don't!"

"Ok fine, fine! I'll tell you dammit. He's fine. He's getting stronger. He'd be able to spar with Kyuu and tie soon, but…Anyway! He's still cold and uncaring. He's a jounin now. I hardly ever see him anymore. He doesn't have time for a loser like me, apparently." Naruto's voice was sad. The stranger looked sympathetic.

"I know that this won't help, but I think that you should let him see, well, you, not this moron you pretend to be."

"Oh yeah, like I can just go up to him and say 'Hey Sasuke, guess what, I'm not really as stupid as I act, I really have incredible chakra control, have made up fifty of my own jutsus and can rival and sometimes beat Jiraiya in a fight? Oh, and my dad, the Fourth Hokage, sealed Kyuubi in my stomach, but don't worry, he's really just a big fluff ball with a large temper!' Yeah, that'd go real well." Sasuke was staring at Naruto, his mouth open in shock. 'Beat Jiraiya, fifty jutsus, Kyuubi in my stomach, dad, ball of fluff…' kept circling around in his head, he was trying to connect the things so that they made sense.

"Well, it's always worth a shot." The stranger said. Naruto snorted. "Hey, um Naruto, I think your cat died." he said, glancing towards the animal sitting on the couch. Naruto looked over at him to.

"Oh, yeah, he tends to do that. He'll snap out of it soon." Naruto shrugged, picking up the cat and stroking it.

"What'd you name him?" he asked. Naruto blushed a bit.

"…Sasuke…" he mumbled. The stranger stared at him for a moment, before bursting into crazy laughter.

"Shut up! He's a lot like Sasuke! He even has the Uchiha glare down!" Naruto yelled.

"Oh my gosh!" Came a sarcastic voice from the hall. "Is the almighty Uchiha doing something as human as, gasp, laughing." Kyuubi emerged, wearing a clean outfit similar to his other one, except his red shirt had golden trim around the hems. His red hair was still damp and held the slight curls of wet hair. "And why are you still wearing that henge, you know that this whole place is sound proof and no one can spy through the windows." He said, sitting down next to Itachi.

"No, last time I visited you two were still working on the jutsu for that. So you finished." he said. When the two nodded, he did a few jutsu's and in his place was Uchiha Itachi. Suddenly Naruto's cat went nuts. He sprang to his feet and lunged at Itachi, before he was caught in midair by Naruto.

"Sorry, I don't know what's wrong with him, he's normally a bit more, well, sane." Naruto said apologetically. Itachi looked down at the cat and his now red eyes widened.

"Naruto." he said, his voice emotionless "Where did you get this cat?"

"Oh, I found him in the forest. He was trying to hide but I could smell him anyway. He's strange. Not a normal cat."

"No, he's not." Itachi agreed, his eyes locked with the cats. He seemed to shake himself, he seemed torn between being embarrassed about the concern he had shown about Sasuke in front of him, and laughter from what he had unknowingly made Naruto admit. The next few minutes were awkward, before Naruto stood up, saying.

"I have to go take a shower, you two keep each other company, ne?" He winked at Kyuubi, who decided to ignore him. He went around the hall, where he turned to Sasuke.

"Look, you. I told you about Itachi-kun, last night. He's a spy for in the Akatsuki, for Konoha. Jeez, you really are like Sasuke. Now you go in and listen to what they're talking about. You'll see he's a great guy. But keep hidden. Kyuu and Itachi-kun are the kind of paranoid people to not say anything in front of anyone. Even a neko." Naruto said, putting Sasuke down on the ground. "I'll be taking a shower." Naruto grinned at Sasuke before wandering off towards he bathroom.

Sasuke blinked. Naruto was weird. And crazy. Was that story he had told him last night about Itachi…wait. That would make him Ke! That moron! He suddenly blushed, remembering that the voice in Naruto's head, which he now knew was Kyuubi, who apparently wasn't an evil blood-lusting being after all. Apparently he was a normal guy that happened to live in a sixteen year old boy, and had a twisted and slightly perverted sense of humor. And according to Naruto, Itachi had been framed for the murder of his family. He found this to be more believable then he would have thought. He had never been able to truly believe it. And it had been his quest for revenge that had led him to Orochimaru in the first place. It would have been a very clever plan on Orochimaru's part. Kill off the strongest ninja family except two, frame one for the murder, and have the other one come to him for power and kill the framed one and he would have successfully gained a powerful ally while defeating one of his greatest threat.

He padded down the hall to where they had left Kyuubi and Itachi, the last thing he would have thought he'd ever do, right up there with fall in love with Naruto. He stopped. Where had that come from? He ignored it, passing it off as one of the strange things that his subconscious came up with.

He heard slightly raised voices coming from the room. He recognized his brothers voice.

"-when you know how much he hates me!"

"I thought it would be good for the kid."

"Which one?"

"Your brother. Naruto told him last night that a spy from the Akatsuki was coming over. He just didn't tell him that it was you. He didn't think that he would need to."

"You mean you haven't told him either? What is wrong with you? You do know that Naruto-kun is going to kill you if he finds out."

"Yeah, I know, but for now, I get to mess with Sasuke's mind."

"What are you going to do to my kid brother? I swear if you-"

"Relax Uchiha, I just think it's time he learned the truth. About Naruto, and about you."

"Truth! Who the hell needs truth!"

"You know that this will help him and Naruto."

"Yeah, you're right."

"Well, that was a sudden change of mind."

"Shut up."

"So you'll help me?"

"Yeah, alright. I'll help.

"Alright. We have to make Sasuke realize the truth, and see how much of the truth we can get Naruto to inadvertently admit."

"Ok, then I'm going to assume I'm staying for more then just today?"

"Hell yeah! Now let's get the guest room ready."

Sasuke heard the sounds of the sounds of two people getting up and quickly left so as to not been seen by the two he had just been spying on. He was starting to think that he knew nothing about the world he had so comfortably been living in. Nothing at all.

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"So." Itachi said to Kyuubi in a whisper. "Do you think he'll ever figure out that we knew he was listening."

"Doubtful, you Uchiha's tend to think inside the box."

"Hey!"

"You seem to have gotten over the shock of your brother being a cat pretty fast."

"I'm an Uchiha, it comes with the name. Plus, I do think that this will be very good, for both of them."

- - - To Be Continued- - -

So what do you think? Tell me, please, the more reviews, the sooner I update, just so you know. Oh, and I'm thinking about putting ItachixKyuubi in as a side pairing, thoughts?

oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR! IT'S 2006 HERE! AND THERE WASN'T EVEN A COUNTDOWN! beause I think my parents died or something they left for somewhere about five hours ago!