Oh my god! I have over 200 reviews spaz spaz spaz Well, since I'm so thrilled, you guys are spared my useless babble. Oh, and I have a beta! Give it up for Kai19! Who came up with a lot of the ideas for the last chapter! Wh00t! And this chapter. So yeah, yay for betas!

- - -Recap- - -

Itachi and Kyuubi know that Sasuke is a cat. Sasuke knows that the know. They have plans. We don't know what they are

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"Sasuke, we need to talk." Itachi said, one of the few things he had ever thought he would ever say to a little ball of fluff. Especially when said little ball of fluff was his brother. He shrugged. He would have to tell Sasuke the truth, from his own mouth, not whatever Naruto had told him. Sasuke nodded. Itachi picked Sasuke up and carried him to the living room. Kyuubi was sitting on the couch.

"Alright, are you two ready for your little heart to heart?" Kyuubi asked. He received two Uchiha glares. "Sheesh, I'm just trying to help. Do you want me to translate for Sasuke-kun or not?" Itachi looked annoyed.

"Yeah yeah, just translate you dumb fox." Itachi said,

"Translate?" Sasuke meowed. Kyuubi grinned

"Yeah kid. I'm hear to translate for you two Ah, all the Uchiha's together again."

"I thought that you said you couldn't understand me."

"I lied, duh, fox." Kyuubi said, as if being a fox was the only explanation needed to explain why he lied.

"What, what did he say?" Itachi demanded.

"Oh, I told Naruto I couldn't understand what his cat was saying, Sasuke-kun wanted to know why I could understand him."

"Ah."

"I'm right here and can hear every word you're saying, so stop talking about me like I'm not here." Sasuke meowed. Kyuubi grinned and translated for Itachi.

"Jeez Itachi, he's like a mini you." They both turned their infomous Uchiha Glares on him. "See what I mean! You two even glare the same!" he exclaimed. The two Uchihas glanced at each other, then turned away. Kyuubi grinned again.

"Hey, you two came here to talk, ne? So talk, don't mind me. I will, of course, be here listening to every word you say, but don't worry, only Naruto will hear what was said here." The two glared at him again, He raised his hands in a gesture of peace. "I kid, I kid, like I would let him hear this, that would ruin my…" He glanced at Sasuke. "Never mind." he said, giving an innocent grin. "Anyway, nothing you say here will leave this room. I promise."

"Yeah, like that means anything." Itachi muttered under his breath. Kyuubi just grinned. "Anyway, Sasuke. I'm sure you heard a simple version of what happened from Naruto-kun." Sasuke nodded. "So you know the basics. But I'm sure you want detail." Sasuke nodded again.

"Well, what happened, I was sent on a two month long mission. But I finished early and arrived home after just a month. When I was giving the Hokage my mission report, we heard a terrible commotion in the streets. We heard lots of screaming and yelling. I only caught a few words. "Uchiha" "murdered." and my own name. I was terrified. I wanted to know what was going on, I tried to leave the Hokages office, but the Hokage suspected that something more then the obvious might be going on. He told me to hide in the shadows of the office. I couldn't exactly refuse the Hokage, so I did. A few minutes later, a man came in, saying that the entire Uchiha clan had been killed, except Uchiha Sasuke. When the Hokage asked who did it, the man replied. "It was Uchiha Itachi."." Itachi's voice broke slightly, his emotion only brushing his voice. Even this, for someone who had become so adept at hiding his feelings, was a lot of emotion, even though no one who didn't know him would never have noticed.

"The Hokage knew that it couldn't have possibly have been me. He offered me a chance to clear my name. But I knew that we need a spy in the Ataksuki, so I declined. I wanted to keep the village that our family loved so much, that I loved so much, safe. I knew that you would believe the rumors, but I told the Hokage not to tell you the truth, though he offered. I knew that my story would be much more believable if my brother, who would know of my crime, hated me. It would be suspicious if you didn't. So whenever you came after me, I could hardely go easy on you, after all, Kisame was with me. I kept giving my mission reports to the Hokage. When the Hokage died, luckily, he had thought to leave a note for the next Hokage, Tsuade-sama, so she didn't shoot me at first sight.

"Unlike the Third Hokage, she already knew who her successer was and suggested that I strated to meet with him, so he would get to know and trust me for when he became Hokage. Imagine my surprise when I saw Uzumaki Naruto in the spot I was supposed to meet someone that Tsunade-sama had described as "One of my most brilliant ninja's just as advanced if not more so then you." To be honest, I thought that Naruto-kun had just wandered there by mistake. He apparently figured the same, as he immediately turned around and headed the other way. I figured, that maybe, just maybe, it really was him, so I yelled out the code word that we had been givin, I mean, everyone knew that he wanted to be Hokage, and when I say everybody, I mean everybody. And some people knew about the current Hokages affection for him, so it might have been him.

"When I yelled out the password, he stopped dead. Right in the middle of the road, and turned slowly on his heel. When he turned around, I was surprised, he looked like such a different person. He, slowly, hesitantly, gave me the return code. Then he tried to act stupid again." Itachi snorted. "If I hadn't heard all that Tsunade-sama's praise for him, I would have thought that his serious from a moment before was merely something that only happened once a blue moon. I took a gamble. I told him to drop the stupid act, that he wasn't fooling anyone. His face changed immediately, became wary. Then he got that listening expression that he gets when he talk to Kyuubi-kun, and relaxed completely. From then on, it was only Naruto-kun who came for the mission reports. Only very recently have I been able to come to his house. It's because of a jutsu he invented, somewhat like henge. You'll have to get Kyuubi-kun or Naruto-kun to explain it, I can't, I don't understand it at all." Itachi finished simply, glancing at the fluffy ball of fur formely one of the fiercest known ninjas of Konoha. Said ball of fluff was sitting, digesting this new piece of information.

"Come on Itachi-kun, lets give him time to think it over, ne?" Kyuubi said, taking Itachis arm and leading him away from where he was looking at his brother in mild concern. Itachi turned a very faint pink as Kyuubi gently guided him away.

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Naruto was sitting in his hidden room, drawing in his sketch book. He had locked everyone else out. No one but Kyuubi knew how to get in without his permission, and Kyuubi already knew what was in it. He just didn't want Sasuke-neko to see it. And he definetly didn't want Itachi to see it. Suddenly the faint scent of something burning reached his sensitive nose. He put the sketchbook back into it's shelf, making sure to put the protective jutsu back on.

"Itachi-kun!" He shouted, standing up. "What have I told you about my kitchen?" he stomped to said room to find Itachi holding a burn pan of. . .something unrecognizable. Naruto was hardly even phased by the fluffy pink apron that he was wearing, that's how mad he was. Naruto began to scold him.

"What did I tell you the last time you tried to cook? And what is that supposed to be? Ok, who told you that eggs and peanut butter was a good combination? And why the hell did you mix it in the pan!" While Naruto was ranting, Kyuubi quietly snuck up behind Sasuke and picked him up. He looked up at the kitsune, who put a finger to his lips. He carried Sasuke away from the kitchen, Sasuke didn't protest, as he was still trying to get the image of Itachi in a fluffy pink apron out of his head. Kyuubi took Sasuke into the hidden room, walking over to the mountain of pillows by the guarded shelves.

"I'm sure you want to see what's in these shelves. Well, I'll hold you up so that you can see the top ones. I can't open them now, Naruto won't take that long." he grinned, before putting Sasuke on top of his head. From his new perch Sasuke could see all the things in the shelves. On every single top shelf was a nice, neatly wrapped present. All different shapes and sizes, with different bow and wrapping colour. They were all beautifully wrapped. Sasuke blinked.

"What are those?" he meowed. Kyuubi grinned.

"Those, kiddo, are your presents. From Christmas, your birthday, Valentine's day, any holiday that you get presents on and some you don't, there is a present up there, from every year since before you tried to leave. They're sorted by holiday, with the most recent present in the front. Those shelves are much deeper then any of the others."

"Why doesn't he give them to me, or throw them away, why does he keep them?" Sasuke asked. Kyuubi looked grimish.

"He tried, one year, a while ago. I remember that before he got to actually hand it to you, you said something horrible to him. I don't remember what it was, but if you ask the kit, I'm sure he will. The next time he tried was your birthday, and I remember that year that he decided not to after seeing a girl leave your presence in tears. He keeps them because he still hope that one day, he'll actually be able to give you one." Sasuke thought this over. He decided that this was one of the things in life that he would never understand. So wouldn't try. (A/N: Sorry if I seem like I'm making Sasuke stupid, it's not on purpose, I promise you, I love all Uchihas. But he still can't even comprehend the thought of Naruto liking him, for him. He's never had someone liking him for something other then his looks, so he doesn't know what to look for, plus, Naruto is also someone who he thought hated him for most of his life.)

"Wait, Naruto-kun! Um! Will you untie the apron I can't get it off." came a very loud voice from the kitchen.

"That's our cue, kiddo." Kyuubi said. "I'll see if we can get you into the sketchbook some other time." he took Sasuke out of the room, little did Sasuke know that his "fun" for the day was far from over.

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"KYUUBI!" came a pissed off yell from the bathroom, shortly followed by the sound of someone turning off the water. This was followed by a very naked Naruto coming out of the bathroom, looking very much like he would like to murder the nearest fox that he saw. He turned to the side, where he saw Kyuubi holding a small cat, who, Naruto couldn't help but feel, was checking him out. The cat seemed to go into one of it's now regular shocks. "Kyuubi, you killed Sasuke-neko!" he said, loudly. Needless to say, this is not the best thing to say in a house where an over-protective older brother is staying.

"Who killed Sasuke? Is he alright?" said Itachi as he rounded the corner. He stopped, taking in the picture in front of him, which was a dripping naked Naruto, pointing at a dry, smirking Kyuubi, who was holding a fluffy, shocked and slightly drooling cat.

"GOD Naruto-kun! Put on a freaking towel. I think I've been scarred for life. My eyes! My poor innocent eyes!" Itachi yelled, closing his eyes, then covering them with his hands just in case. There a roar of fury as Naruto stepped back into the bathroom and tied a towel around his waist.

"Sorry, Itachi-kun, you can look now." Naruto said, with forced calm. "Now, Kyuubi, you. Are. SO DEAD!" He said, Kyuubi, who had seen this coming broke into a sprint. Naruto ran after him, yelling curses and swears. He finally caught him, grabbing the kitsune in a head lock, Kyuubi dropped Sasuke, who luckily landed on his feet, he could get used to these reflexes.

"Don't-ah, hit me-itai! I was just an-ow, nearly innocent-ouch! By stander!" Kyuubi said as Naruto did his best to punch his head in.

"NEARLY INNOCENT MY ASS!" Naruto shouted. Which subconsciously drew Sasuke's gaze to aforementioned towel-clad body part. It was a very nice ass. Not that he knew very much as far as asses went, he didn't go around looking at peoples asses, but for Naruto he would make an exception. He went back to pondering the finer points of Narutos ass, which, in his opinion, was most of it. It was a very short towel, as Naruto had just grabbed the first thing at hand. He also noticed that Naruto had a very nice, well muscled chest, he had always imagined Naruto to be more, well, roundish.

He also, as he had when Naruto had worn the Christmas dress, noticed that Naruto had very nice legs. All long and smooth and stuff. He was suddenly brought out of his daydream by a pair of blue eyes. They were peering in concern into his own. He was again thankful for his dark fur, as it hid his dark blush as he realized that he'd just been staring at Naruto's ass. Regardless of how nice of an ass it was. He shook his head frantically, trying to get such thoughts out of his head.

"Hey, Kyuubi, let's pretend that I'm talking to you again, alright?"

"Sure."

"So, if I were talking to you, which I'm not, I would ask of you knew whats wrong with my cat, he seems to be going into shock a lot."

"Maybe Sasuke owned him and all Sasuke's behavior has rubbed off on him."

"That doesn't explain these shock sessions, Sasuke doesn't go into shock."

"But if Sasuke could see the real you, he probably would."

"I suppose."

"Maybe you should go put some clothes on, your liable to traumatize Itachi-kun at this rate."

"Yeah, but then you'd get to play sweet caring doctor….or nurse." Naruto winked as he stood up, heading towards his room to change into some decent clothes as Kyuubi sputtered behind him

- - -To Be Continued- - -

That's all for that chapter, yes it was insane, but the first part was so serious that I had to lighten it up some how and I put in some hints, ok more than hints. That Sasuke is starting to feel something about Naruto. Don't worry it won't be one of those fics where he only realizes that he likes Naruto because he thinks Naruto is hot. Because that's called lust, not love, and while lust is fun hentai grin I prefer it when my characters are genially in love, not just. 'Oh, he's kissing me, and I've just realized that I love them.'

In fact I despise fics that are like, Sasuke starts kissing Naruto and Naruto struggles at first and Sasuke seduces him, because technically that's called rape. And then Naruto's like "Oh, because that was so much fun, I just have to be in love with him.' And yes there are fics like that, many of them. X.X

Anyway, review! And thank my beta for her wonderful help! Oh, and I'm sorry this chapter is so short, the others will be longer, I hope. . .