Disclaimer: I'm really satranin to get sick of this...REALLY SICK...OK i DON'T OWN ANARUTO EVER1 NOWS TAT !...K THIS STROY HAS ALOT OF RANDOMNESS FUNNINESS AND WERIDNESS AND WATEVA NESS U CAN THINK OF LOL PLZ NO FLAMES I HATE THEM AND I'M SURE ALOT OF PPL HAT'EM TO PLZ BE KIND AND REIEW!
Naruto sat in the Ramen shop eating his 23 bowl today, and by 5:00 P.M he was full.
''AH! HEY THAT WAS GOOD!...OH YEAH! I FEEL GREAT!'' Naruto wailed out loud
'' I GOT IT! I'LL DO THE CHIKEN DANCE ON THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!'' Naruto said
'' I...DON'T WANNA BE A CHIKEN I DON'T WANNA BE A DUCK SO I'LL SHAKE MY BUTT!'' he sang as he danced in the middle of the road , causing innocent bypassers on cars to collide with one another...in other words...his chicken dance scared the innocent people in the Konoha village.
Suddenly...
'' Uh...excuse me sir...I'm sorry but nobody who has such beautiful eyes can dance on the street while moving their ass.'' saida lady in a police suit.
'' OH YEAH? Naruto challenged
Police person
'' YEAH!''
Naruto
'' YEAH!''
poilce person
'' YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH''
Naruto
...really?
Police lady
"YES! NOW PLEASE GO AWAY!" The officer said as she began to do the chicken dance herself.
Naruto slugged his head and moved himself to the side walk.
"Well...if I can't bug the people of Konoha...I'LL JUST GO BUG A COMPLETE OUTSIDER! ITACHI!
Srry ppl I was lazy and i promise that it would be longer jsut reviewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tank u. AND NO FLAMES!