Dear Whoever:
YAY! This is my first Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic (the first on this site anyway . ). This one is kinda short. It's just a funny thing… not really part of a big story. I just want to write this for two main reasons: One, I want to write something funny, and two, to introduce Moddy Pride. She's in most of my Fullmetal fanfics. She has got to be my favorite Fullmetal related character. At least two of my other characters will also be in this story: Alchemy Allcray, a state alchemist, and Kitty, a girl just seemingly wandering around HQ. There are three basic story lines here. Just watch… or read… whichever…
HA HA!
R. Dawn
Cast:
My people:
Modesty Pride: She's not a state alchemist…. Or is she?
Alchemy Allcray: What happens when a state alchemist accidentally eats the evidence of a drug bust?
Kitamo Kirio: Um… is she flirting with Havoc?
Original people:
Edward Elric: Well, he gets called short… again…Alphonse Elric: Ha ha, armor.
Colonel Roy Mustang: He's the barer of bad news… He thinks. Oh, and his girlfriend is acting very strangely…
Jean Havoc: Um… Is he flirting back? He dose know she's underage… Right?
Riza Hawkeye: Kim shared her brownies with her… they tasted kinda funny…
LET'S GET STARTED!
Alchemy and StuffChapter One:
She's a what!
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this Moddy," Col. Roy Mustang said to the woman across from him. She was wearing what looked like a military uniform… Except it was black. "But… it seems that… well, your state alchemist license has been revoked—"
"Wait," Moddy said, sitting forward in her chair. "I'm a state alchemist?" Roy blinked. She didn't know? How could she possibly not know? "Wow. I thought I was just going to a year round party." With that she got up and walked out the door, leaving Roy staring dumbfoundedly after her.
Moddy walked out of the HQ building with a pondering look on her face. She walked over to a bench where her friend, Kitamo Kirio, who almost everyone knew as Kitty, was eating doughnuts. She sat down. "Hey, guess what?" she asked her friend.
Kitty swallowed what was left of her doughnut, picked up another one, and said, "What?" before taking a bite.
"I'm a state alchemist," Moddy said.
Kitty spit out her doughnut and coughed, " You're a what?"
"A state alchemist. Or, at least, I was… I've just had my license revoked—" Moddy said.
"Since when!" Kitty asked, still choking.
"I dun kno… guess since last year when I got really drunk and went that thing…" Moddy said thinking about the past year… things made a lot more sense now.
Kitty looked over at her friend. "Ya kno, you look pretty clam for someone who just found out they've been a state alchemist for a whole year."
"Yeah, well…" Moddy said. She stood up and walked away.
Kitty just sat there, her mouth open. Her half-eaten doughnut lay forgotten in her hand.
Weeeee! Wasn't that fun? Don't hurt me!
OK, a few points. One: Moddy is an extremely bi-polar completely insane bitch who really likes muffins, and once got really drunk and somehow ended up in the state alchemist testing room… and somehow passed the test… Two: I know the whole thing about Moddy being a state alchemist for a year and not knowing it is a bit strange but… IT'S A FRIKKEN STORY PEOPLE! IT DOSEN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO ANYTHING EXEPT YOUR ENJOYMENT! ( sorry, I just got tired of my brother telling me that it was impossible to not know about something like that…)Three: Most- Well, all the chapters are this short. Four: All right, so I'm a little bit crazy, but that ain't bad, right? Hello?