Disclaimer: I do not own a darn thing. That means I do not own InuYasha, the characters, Pink, her songs, whatever label she's signed to, Akademiks, Enyce, a dead milkman's ex-wife's tailor's first cousin's dog, or a chainsaw.
Based on the song 'Stupid Girls' by Pink
Stupid Ghost
(Kagome)
Stupid ghost, stupid ghost
Stupid ghost, stupid ghost
Maybe if act deceased
InuYasha will like me
Then maybe I'd learn to float
But I don't wanna be some stupid ghost
Go to the cemetery
You'll find him there
Growling out loud so all the little demons scare
Looking for some dead chick to love him once again
(What's wrong with men?)
What happened to loving people
That are still alive
Clearly you can love folks 50 years after they've died
She's long past dead, gone you see
But he keeps worrying about her and not thinking 'bout me
Why, oh why does he long for the dead?
Oh why, oh why? Why not me?
Maybe if act deceased
InuYasha will like me
Then maybe I'd learn to float
But I don't wanna be some stupid ghost
Maybe if act deceased
Rigor mortis throughout me
With a see-through body
I don't wanna be some stupid ghost
I go out shopping,
Get some Akademiks
Jeans from the nearest clothes store
An Enyce shirt and some purple stilettos
Kami! I look like a whore!
But it's ok InuYasha likes it
So it's good enough for me
I'll surprise him tomorrow at midnight
I hope that he'll like what he'll see
(Kikyo)
That future chick's around
In a pair
Of Akademiks!
But I do like her hair…
(Kagome)
Maybe if act deceased
InuYasha will like me
Then maybe I'd learn to float
But I don't wanna be some stupid ghost
Maybe if act deceased
Rigor mortis throughout me
With a see-through body
I don't wanna be some stupid ghost
InuYasha: Oh my God, monk! Kagome's dressed like a total whore!
Miroku: You say it like it's a bad thing.
InuYasha: No! She's totally hot! But Kikyo's so… so…
Miroku: Dead?
InuYasha: Hey! Well, yeah but…
Miroku: You're such an idiot.
InuYasha: I WILL BE LOVED!
Miroku: … frickin psycho…
(Kagome)
May not be as 'live as most, or as 'live as any, folks
But she has my man, on which to boast, stupid ghost
May not be as 'live as most, or as 'live as any, folks
But she has my man, on which to boast, stupid ghost
Maybe if act deceased
Rigor mortis throughout me
With a see-through body
Stupid ghost!
Maybe if act deceased
InuYasha will like me
Then maybe I'd learn to float
But I don't wanna be some stupid ghost
Maybe if act deceased
Rigor mortis throughout me
With a see-through body
I don't wanna be some stupid ghost (x3)
Now before I leave you for my next song (Flea bitten- from Unwritten) I have an announcement. Since I can't seem to put all of my songs into one story, I am going to put them into a C2. It will be called 'The songs of the Junityke'. So go there, please. BUT! Before you do please read and review this song. Thank you. 0()0