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A Bit of Inspiration

"No," replied Roxas, sitting on his bed with his legs crossed.

"C'mon Roxas. Ya need to loosen up."

Roxas stared at his boyfriend with a straight face. Axel flinched, a slight bit unnerved. He began to stare back. Minutes passed, till Axel began to get bored. He blew on Roxas's face, making the blond blink. Roxas angrily pouted.

"Hey! No fair," he said with a tinge of whining in his voice.

Axel grinned at him. Resting his head on his hands, he placed his elbows on Roxas's comfy bed.

"All's fair in love and war, Roxas. Got it memorized?" he answered back happily.

Roxas let his face go blank again, "No, it's not."

Axel frowned, "Man. Show some emotions more. I know you have 'em. So what if we're Nobodies? We still remember what it was like to feel." Axel then had a mischievous look on his face.

"Of course, you feel emotions in bed don't you?" His grin grew wider. "Especially when you under my body, screaming my name, on the verge of climax…"

Roxas blushed. "Shut up." He kicked Axel in the shin. Score Axel: 1, Roxas: 0

Axel grimaced, "At least you're showing some emotions now." His face lightened up, "So… does that mean you'll do it?"

"No."

Axel pouted, "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

"No."

"C'mooooooooooooon."

"I said no."

Axel took a moment to think. "Hmm… no sex until you do?"

Roxas frowned and replied, "Your libido wouldn't let you last that long."

Ooh. Score one for Roxas.

"Fine then," Axel said, "the next times we screw, I'll do it nice and slooooooooooooooow."

Roxas flinched. When Axel screwed him slowly… IT WAS JUST DAMN PAINFUL! Axel would hold down his hips so that he couldn't thrust back, and with his boyfriend going at that same slow speed…

Roxas collapsed onto the bed. Exasperated, he finally said, "Alright. I'll do it."

Axel jumped on top of him so that they were face to face. He grinned and said, "Good boy. It's not gonna be that bad."

Axel pulled out the bottles of alcohol and told Roxas, "Here it is!"

Roxas pouted and asked, "Where'd you get it in the first place?"

Axel's eye twitched, "Never mind where I got it, okay?"

"Sure…"

(An hour later)

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"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Roxas ran around his room in circles, like a madman on the loose.

Axel stared in shock.

"Maybe this wasn't a good idea at all…"

Axel sat on the floor. Although he could hold his alcohol well, his Roxas's tolerance for it was—Holy! Were those footprint marks on the wall! Wait! Where'd Roxas go?

Roxas suddenly appeared in front of him with his clothes shed onto the floor.

"Axeeeeeeeeeeeel," he whined with his ass in the air, "I'm horny. Come here and fuck me."

Axel eyed Roxas suspiciously. A sober Roxas would never do that. He decided that he should take this opportune moment and get rid of the problem he was forming in his pants.

"Okay," He replied shrugging. "You asked for it."

Axel watched the body lying to his side. Considering the way that Roxas was out cold, Axel got up to get his lover some aspirin before he woke up to help subdue the massive hangover the blond would have. He would probably need a bucket too.

"DAMMIT! WHERE'S MY VODKA AND TEQUILAS AND SHIT!" Someone cried out in their room.

Um, on second thought, maybe he should wait a little while before getting Roxas that aspirin.

In the meanwhile, Larxene was thrashing Demyx's ass while shouting, "Where's my fucking vodka!"

"I didn't take it!"

"Like hell you didn't take it!"

Demyx could take care of that problem. Axel snuck to the medicine cabinet and grabbed the aspirin. The red-head looked forward to the next time he got Roxas drunk. Axel's lesson of the day?

Roxas + Alcohol equals Hilariousness and Good Sex

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