"Dante. Dante! Wake up!" There was a kick at the leg of my bed. I opened my eyes to see a complete stranger sitting by my bed. "WHOA! Looking for a job? We're not open yet!"

This guy looked at me funny. "The game said you'd take any dirty job!" GAME? What's flowing through this kid's head? A game! The nerve! I replied, "Just what do you mean by game?" The guy took a briefcase out from below the bed. He opened it, and inside was three medium-sized disc cases. All three said Devil May Cry on the front. Devil May Cry, Devil May Cry 2, and Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening. Those are what they said. "My name's KC. I need your help."

I followed KC to a door in the corner of my bedroom, which was never there before. Must be how he got here. We were in a room with a wooden floor that was covered in dirty clothing. Smelled like rotten food. "Whew! No wonder you need my help!" I wisecracked. Ignoring my remark, he opened the door and told me to follow him downstairs. When we got to the bottom, he passed me Rebellion, my old sword, Ebony & Ivory and 3 Vital Stars. He picked up two swords resembling Agni & Rudra. Then he picked up my old gun, Artemis. "You coming?" He asked.

We opened the front door. Just a casual street, with cars and loud six-year olds. That's when I saw the problem. A giant balloon producing evil Demons. The ones I fought when I first opened up the shop. They were heading for a group giggling little girls. KC jumped out and blasted one's head off. He turned around and said, "I only learn from the best."

I jumped and joined him in his bloodthirsty frolicking. One by one, the Demons approached. A Demon knocked KC to the ground. It tried to slice him in half when he grabbed the scythe with his hands. A mere mortal just grabbed a very sharp weapon from a dangerous monster. He flipped with the scythe still in his hands and shoved into the Demon's head. They came, they saw, they all turned into Red Orbs. MONEY! When we were done, he passed me a note. He said, "You may need that when we're getting clues."

The note said:

Jump: X

Style Move O

Shoot: Square

Slash Triangle

Now I'm really confused.