Day 2
LW: Morning all.
Annabelle: Morning.
Belladonna: Hey.
LW: (looks to see the others are still asleep) They aren't up yet, huh?
Belladonna: What was your first clue?
LW: No matter, I have ways of getting people up in a hurry. You may want to put those earplugs in right about now.
Annabelle: Why?
LW: Just trust me.
Both reluctantly put the earplugs in just as Lazerwing pulled out a shiny red whistle.
LW: WAKEY WAKEY! blows into whistle
Everyone else started to roll on the ground covering their ears in pain.
LW: stops blowing Glad to see that ya'll are awake now.
Charlie: Geeze! What was that for?
Itchy: Yeah. That was like nails against a chalkboard near a megaphone.
LW: Well you weren't up like the rest of us like I requested so I had to take drastic measures. You may take the earplugs out now. The two did as instructed Now that everyone is up, I have good news we have our first reviews, so everyone; TO THE ROOM!
They walk to the room they were in yesterday.
LW: Alright the way this is going to work is this: With every person that reviews we will do all the truths first then we do the dares, and as a safety precaution I have installed a Naughty Closet for those fan who have certain urges that they want to purge so to speak. You know who you are.
A door appeared next to the fan closet with a sock on the door.
LW: OK now with that out of the way, let's begin. Our first reviewer is DISNEYBLUE02 Confetti and celebration music plays Ok the first one is for Charlie. He writes "have you ever thought about having a few puppies with a certain special dog? If so, then who?"
Charlie: Well there is only one that comes to mind and that would be Sasha.
Sasha: Oh Charlie…
LW: How sweet… im starting to get cavities over here. Any who this one is for itchy. He asks "just how many fleas have you got, presently?"
Itchy: 2, 238 in counting.
LW: O_O you actually kept count?
Itchy: When they bother you as much as they do me you'd know why.
LW: Shudders ok this one is for Sasha. He wants to ask you this himself, so ladies and gentlemen DisneyBlue02.
Flash of light and DB02 appears, he walks over to Sasha and asks his question.
Sasha: Not yet but hopefully soon.
DB02 disappears in a plume of smoke.
LW: Ok now time for the dares! This first one goes out to Charlie. DB02 dares Charlie to do the Woggle Bird Wig from Gene Kelley's "Jack and the Beanstalk." And just to help us out we have special guests the Woggle Birds from the movie itself.
The two birds appear in a plume of smoke.
LW: Hello and welcome to the show.
WB1: Thank you it's an honor to be on this show.
LW: Well one of our cast member's here was just dared to preform Gene Kelley's part from the Woggle Bird Wog and we were wondering if you two could lend a hand.
WB2: It would be our pleasure.
Charlie: First off what does a Woggle Bird do?
WB2: What does a woggle bird do?
Charlie: yes, what I mean-
WB1: What does a woggle bird Do?
WB2: Well if a frog frogs and a bog bogs
WB1: And a Fog Fogs and a Clog Clogs
WB2: Then it follows we say as night follow day
Both: A woggle bird wogs.
~Continues till end of song~
LW: DisneyBlue02 I have no clue as to who you are but you just made my day. Thank you guys for coming.
WB2: No problem.
WB1: Hopefully you'll remember what a Woggle Bird does Charlie
Charlie: Oh I don't think I wont be forgetting for a while.
LW: None of us will. Thanks for joining us. Good bye.
Both: Bye.
Disappear into a plume of smoke
LW: Ok now for the next one which is for itchy, and it'll include a few words that no one would want to hear unless they are in the stands.
Itchy:Gulps W-which would be?
LW: Pulls mike from ceiling and looks like he's wearing a referee uniform LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Soon after he says that the room changes into a wrestling ring. Charlie and the others except itchy are in the stands overlooking the ring.
LW: Itchy your dare is to face that!
Itchy turns to see eight-foot flea wearing a wrestling mask over it's head as it roars out. Itchy turns nearly ghost white in sheer fright.
LW: the object of the dare is to pin it down and then cut it's head off with this. Tosses a flea dip-coated samurai sword and it plants itself onto one of the posts Good luck.
Itchy looks at the flea and then back to the sword quickly before getting ready.
LW: AND BEGIN!
-3 hours later-
LW: And the winner is Itchy!
The others clapped for him as he stood over the flea exhausted from fighting it.
LW: Alrighty back to where we were.
He snaps his fingers as they were transported back into The ROOM.
LW: While itchy recuperates from his dare lets continue shall we. This next one is for Sasha. He dares Sasha to kiss Charlie slowly, but passionately, for two whole minutes!
Sasha: Consider it done.
LW: Time starts now!
Sasha and Charlie passionately kiss for two minuets
LW: Ok time's up.
Charlie: Thanks DB02!
Sasha: Same here.
LW: This next one will require the participation of the rest of the group. The dare is for you to do the Urkel Dance and Killer has to lead it.
Killer: M-m-m-me?
LW: Yep, you fit the bill for urkel.
Snaps his fingers and everyone was now wearing pants with suspenders that were pulled up past their waist.
Belladonna: This looks so retarded it's now even funny.
LW: Falls off chair laughing so hard Oh MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT! START THE SONG!
Killer: Time to do the Urkel.
Now if you want to do the Steve Urkel Dance
All you have to do is hitch up your pants
Bend your knees and stick up your pelvis
I'm telling you baby it's better than elvis.
-Continued till end of song-
LW: Well DisneyBlue02 you just topped yourself way to go. Last one of the day. This one is from roseofnoonvale and he dares Belladonna to kiss Charlie.
Belladonna: Urgh… Fine.
Does it and then both spit out gagging to the side.
LW: Well that's all for now. We'll be back next time. All rights go to the ones that made ADGTH and the music used in this fic. G'Night, Mates!
