Day 3
LW: Morning everyone.
Everyone: Morning.
LW: It's nice to see that everyone is up and about this time.
Carface: That's because we didn't want to be awaken by that stupid whistle of yours.
LW: *Pulls out the whistle* What was that?
Carface: *Shudders* N-nothing.
LW: *puts whistle away* good boy. Expect a treat later. Well, anyway I am swamped with mail now thanks to some people. You know who you are and give yourselves a pat on the back. Anyway we start off with DisneyBlue02 and he asks… *reads carefully* all of us a question. Heh go figure. Anyway he asks: First of all, for all of them, what would you say if I were to make a Kamen Rider crossover series with all of you in it, with you, Charlie, Itchy, and Sasha as the main heroes?
Charlie: Wow, that sound interesting.
Sasha: It seems like a good idea.
Itchy: I'll be happy if I don't have to deal with these fleas in that story, please keep that in mind.
LW: I agree, and I am honored that you would add me to this as well. Be sure to expect a PM about the info. *Wink* He asks me next: And if you took a good look at me, what kind of dog would you think I'd most likely resemble, in your most honest opinion, and why? Well I took a look at your FB page pics and I am not sure why but I am seeing you either as a Boxer, Doberman, or Dalmatian. I don't know why, but that's what I'm getting from you. This next bit is for Carface and my suggestion is for you to get comfortable because this is just going to take a while.
*DB02 appears and pulls out a pen and notepad out of nowhere*
DB02: Ok carface have you ever stolen ladies' underwear?
Carface: yes.
LW: Wow you have no shame whatsoever.
Carface: Thanks for noticing.
DB02:where did you steal it from?
Carface: Considering who it's from, I can't say it out loud.
LW: Tell me and I'll tell him.
*Carface leans over and whispers in my ear*
LW: …You and me are going to talk later.
Carface: Figured as much.
*Lean over and muttered into DB02's ear*
DB02: You serious? *He nods* Ok…where were you on the night of June 27th?
Carface: Asleep.
DB02: What's your medical record?
Carface: How's that any of your business?
DB02: Have you been fixed?
Carface: No and I'm proud of that.
DB02: Are you married?
Carface: No.
DB02: Have you got a license to kill?
Carface: What?
DB02: What's the capital of North Dakota?
Carface: How should I know!
DB02: Have you stolen anything else?
Carface: Other than the pair of panties from who shall not be named no nothing else.
DB02: When was the last time you smoked?
Carface: Two weeks ago before I got trapped in here and why are you yelling?
DB02: Where are my slippers?
Carface: I don't know! Look under your bed!
DB02: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Carface: YES!
DB02: Is it more disgusting than you thought?
Carface: YES! *Faints*
LW: Wow, way to go DB02.
*DB02 leaves*
LW: This next one is for Killer. He asks: if Carface kept treating you like bully, why did you stick with him?
Killer: Well, even though I am treated like this I consider him as a friend.
LW: Ok….Belladonna, have you got any plans to get revenge over Charlie? If so, then what are they?
Belladonna: If I do I am not going to say them now. You'll just have to wait and see.
LW: … Sure. Annabelle, what really grinds your gears the most?
Annabelle: My cousin.
LW: Wow, no time to think, just out with it. Impressive. Sasha, if Charlie never became your boyfriend, then who would you date, and why?
Sasha: Hmm….. Well there is this Dalmatian at the bar who was trying to get with me a while back but I doubt it would last long.
LW: What was his name?
Sasha: Um, I do believe his name was Lupe, but I wouldn't quote me on that.
LW: Ok… Itchy, if you could review your fight against that giant flea, how would you describe it? And how did you feel after finally defeating it?
Itchy: One, terrible and painful and two, relieved.
LW: Charlie, do you like having your belly rubbed or scratched? He also adds that he is just wondering if you like it?
Charlie: Well, I wouldn't mind a belly rub now and then but I would have to be in the mood for it.
LW: Time for the dares. This first one is for Charlie and itchy: I dare them to sing the Two and a Half Men theme song with David. Now I would like to introduce, David.
*Snaps fingers and David appears into the room.*
David: Huh? Where am I?
LW: Welcome to Ask the Cast. You are here for a dare that was issued to those two. *Points to Charlie and Itchy* Tell me are you familiar with Two and a Half Men?
David: Yes.
LW: Well lets get singing.
*Snaps his fingers and all three were given a top hat.*
Charlie: Men, Men, Men, Men, Manly, Men, Men,…
Itchy: Oooooooooooh
Both: Oooooooooooh~
David: Men, men, men, Men, Manly, Men, Whoaooooooooooh~
Both: Men, men, men, men, manly, men, men X2
David: Oooooooooh~
Both: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
David: Ahhhhhhhaaaaaaa.
LW: *Claps hands* Round of applause for you three. Thanks for joining us, David but it's time for you to head home.
*Snaps figures and David disappears*
LW: Next one DB02 Challenge's Charlie to a rap battle.
*DB02 poof's in with mic in hand*
DB02: Yo, D-Blue in da' house! Y'know who I am, I'm a badass playa' who don't take no spam. As f'you, Charlie Barkin, yo' mama was a tease! Yo' daddy had fleas! Puh-lease, get me a clothes pin, your farts smell like cheese! Call yourself a guardian angel, you's nothin' but a con, a liar and a pawn of the devil, son! Yo, is this thing on? Check, check. One, two, three. Check, one, two, three. What's happenin', C? Cat got your tongue? Ya' got a clogged up lung? Huh, huh? Why's yo' head hung so low? Did'ya stub your toe? No time f'you to answer, I gotta go.
*Drops the microphone*DB02: "Hmm! Top that, dog!"
Charlie: Umm….
LW: *Psst* Charlie.
Charlie: *Whispering* What?
LW: Tag me.
Charlie: What?
LW: Tag me.
Charlie: Ok.
*High fives me and I jump onto the stage*
LW: My name's Lazerwing man, I have chains so long that I can hang from the ceiling
And I deal with little shits like you for a reason, because your raps have no feelin. Bitch I invented rap music when my heart started beating and my beats have the bass bounding to the floor untill everyone is on the ceiling. My raps get them so hot that the rooms are steaming and then you could hear them screaming for the master beyond your weak ass singing. Man I hear better from that weird ass kid Justin, and he even knows that I am hustlein. I am in this for the fame because I so fly p diddy calls my name. I work a seven day job and it paid but all I care about is getting laid. By your girlfriend, your sis and mom I bring it all the time and go off like a suicide bomb. They came running to me and made me say what the frig, because you make Majin Buu look like a twig. You cant top me don't even try, oh look at the time is time to fly. Peace Out!
*Slams mic down and cause sparks, while tosses a hankercheif to DB02*
LW: "Here's a napkin because you just got served."
Everyone: O_O …
DB02: Charlie I admire you and I respect you. I only did that just for fun.
Charlie: Ok thanks.
*DB02 leaves*
LW: As of now there will be no rap battles anymore due to the fact that trying to come up with lyrics for them takes too much time. You want them to do one, pm me your lyrics and there's as well because I am not steppin in again. Ok, this next one is for itchy.
Itchy: Oh man.
LW: send in another flea, about his size, and have him annoy the flea, Annoying Orange style. (Knife and all.) And don't half-** on the jokes and puns. Unleash your inner orange dude.
*Snaps his fingers and a flea itchy's size appears.*
Itchy: "Hey! Hey, Flea! What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!"
Flea: …
Itchy: "Hey, Flea! What is a flea's favorite book?The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!"
Flea: …
Itchy: "Hey, what do you call a cheerful flea?A hop-timist!"
Flea: ….
Itchy: "What's the matter, flea? You got dander in your ears? Hehehehahahaha!"
Flea: *Slight tick mark appears* …
Itchy: "Hey! Hey, Flea! How to fleas travel?Itch hiking!"
Flea: *Eyebrow starts to twitch*
Itchy: "Hey! Hey, Flea! Hey, Flea! What is the difference between fleas and dogs?Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!"
Flea: *Annoyed to no end*
Itchy: "Jeez, and I thought your kind were the ones who bugged me. Hehehehahahahahahaha!"
Flea: *Several tick marks and eyebrow is twitching nonstop.*
Itchy: "Hey! Hey, Flea! Hey, Flea! Hey, Flea! Hey!"
Flea: *Enraged* WHAT?
Itchy: "Flea dip." *Cuts rope on the side of him*
*gallons of flea dip is dumped on it and it melts to nothing*
Itchy: "Whoa! Talk about a meltdown. Hahaha, ohh..."
LW: Beware of the annoying orange. Anyway this next one is for Belladonna and Annabelle. He says: I dare them to play out the scene in The Wizard of Oz in which The Wicked Witch of the West, played by Belladonna, makes her appearance in Munchkinland. Have Annabelle play the part of Glinda, and Anne Marie - having been brought in just for this chapter - play Dorothy. Please welcome to our show Anne Marie.
*Anne marie appears*
Anne-Marie: Where am I? Who are you?
LW: My name is LazerWing and you are a guest star in Ask the Cast. You were sent here for a dare that requires your assistance. Are you familiar with the scene in the wizard of Oz where Dorothy appears in munchkin land?
Anne-Marie: Oh yes I love that movie.
LW: Well congratulations you get to play the part of Dorothy for the dare here. Let's get ready. Lights!
*Spotlights came on*
LW: Camera!
*Camera starts rolling*
LW: *Quietly yelling while emphasizing* Action! *Anyone who seen Cat's Don't Dance should know this scene by heart*
Belladonna: *Appears in a plume of red smoke and walks over to her dead sister's body that is under the fallen house*
Anne-Marie: I thought you said she was dead?
Annabelle: That was her sister the Wicked Witch of the East, this is the Wicked Witch of the West and she's worse than the other one was.
Belladonna: Who dare killed my sister? Who killed the witch of the east? *Looks at Anne-Marie* Was it you?
Anne-Marie: No. No it was an accident. I didn't mean to kill anybody.
Belladonna: Well my little pretty I can cause accidents too.
Annabelle: Aren't you forgetting the Ruby Slippers?
Belladonna: The slippers…. *walks over to get them*
*The slippers disappear and the feet roll under the house.*
Belladonna: They're gone. The ruby slippers, what have you done with them? Give them back to me or I'll-
Annabelle: it's too late. There they are and there they'll stay.
*Anne-marie looks down and sees the slippers on her feet.*
Bellabonna: Give me back my slippers. Only I know how to use their powers, they'll be of no use to you.
Annabelle: Keep them on no matter what. They must be extremely powerful otherwise she wouldn't want them so badly.
Belladonna: Ah, put a lid on it Glinda. Or I'll fix you as well.
Annabelle: As if. Now begone before some drops a house on you too.
Belladonna: *looks above her quickly* Very well. I'll bide my time. And as for you little missy just try and hide from me, just try. I'll get you my pretty and your little doll too. *Laughs fiendishly before disappearing in a plume of red smoke.*
LW: And Cut! That was purfect. Thank you for joining us Anne, but you must head back home.
*Anne-Marie disappears.*
LW: This one is for Killer. He writes: Killer, I dare you to sit through five hours of "Nyan Cat" on YouTube.
*Snaps fingures and Killer is now strapped down onto a chair and Nyan cat is played constantly for 5 hours*
Killer: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
LW: You my friend know the meaning of torture all too well, and I like it! This next one is for Sasha. He writes: Sasha, I want you to sing Itchy to sleep. I figure he deserves a good, long rest after battling that first flea. And if she doesn't know any lullabies, she can just hum Jigglypuff's song.
Sasha: Well ok.
*Snaps fingers and itchy's bed appears in front of him and then he is poofed under the covers*
Sasha: It's been a long, long day
I got some rundown shoes.
I ain't got no place to stay
But any old place will be okay.
*Continues till end*
*Itchy is fast asleep as well as Charlie, Carface and Killer.*
LW: *Whispering*Wow way to go.
Sasha: Thanks.
LW: Sorry but I need to get them up.
Sasha: Go for it.
LW: *Mouths 'Watch this'* Guess nobody will be getting their CHOCOLATE!
*All jumped from where they were sleeping and landed on the ground hard.*
All 4: *Groans*
LW: Last one of the day. This one is from ed wolfdog. He writes: make bess kiss sasha and annabelle kiss belladonna. And now permanently added to the mix I now call forth Bess.
*Bess appears in the room.*
Bess: What the heck? Where am I?
LW: Welcome to Ask the Cast ADGTH style, but unlike the other two guests that came here today you cannot leave.
Bess: How come?
LW: It's my domain I make the rules. Anyway you were brought here to do a dare. Get to kissin you two.
Sasha: Do I have to?
*Points to FC and it is being banged on from the inside*
Sasha: Alright, alright.
*Both kiss but turn around and spit the taste from their mouths afterwards*
LW: And now you two.
Annabelle: I am not going to enjoy this…
Belladonna: I'll give you whatever you want if I don't do this.
LW: I am going to get what I want after the show but no amount of begging or bargaining is going to get you out of this.
*Both reluctantly kissed and both gagged afterwards.*
LW: Well that is everything for today. As Always I don't own rights to anything and as always Please Rate and Respond. *Turns to carface* now as for those undies that came into your possession…
Have a happy holiday guys! ^_^