Day 5 (Officially)
LW: (walks into the room to see it covered in a thick layer of dust) Hello? Anyone here?
Everyone: Lazer! (Rush up to meet him)
Charlie: Where have you been?!
LW: What do you mean?
DB02: Dude, you do realize you have been gone about six years, right?
LW: (Look of pure confusion on my face) Huh?
Itchy: Look. (Points to calendar)
LW: (Meanders over to the calendar, and after dusting the cobwebs off it to see it saying December 31, 2017) Oooooh…oops.
Carface: Oops? OOPS?! You leave us in here for 6 years and all you could come up with is oops?!
LW: (Rubs the back of my head in response) Well yeah, between work piling up and with the addition of me being in college, finding time to stop by and smell the roses is very rare. Luckily, I am on break till the middle of January, soo I should be able to hang around more often.
Belladonna: Well that's a relief. Being cooped up in here so long with my cousin, is not exactly my idea of a good time. You learn things about others and yourself you don't want to know.
LW: And again sorry, life tends to get the better of you if you allow it. And the same goes for our fans with the story. Sorry for taking so long in getting the new chapter out. I really didn't want a hiatus this long to happen, but as I explained before I was otherwise preoccupied. Now with that out of the way, I do believe I need to get things in order. (Slams hands together as a ripple passes through the room, causing the room to be instantly cleaned, and the furniture and equipment to be revamped as well.)
DB02: Finally, back in the saddle. Let's do this!
LW: Okay everyone to your places.
(Everyone walks to their seats respectively. DB02 sits on the red chair from before, as LW sits on a chair shaped like a hand.)
LW: Okay let's get the questions out of the way first before the dares start with each person. First one out the gate is our old friend RevDragon. He asks Charlie: "Hey Charlie, Snickers how was the dress?"
Charlie: That was not a pleasant experience for me, thank goodness everyone has forgotten about it.
DB02: You do realize that the moment this chapter goes out, they will look back to see what he's talking about right?
Charlie: Aw, crap.
LW: He asks Belladonna: "Would you rather live in the ocean for the rest of eternity or be forced to turn good?"
Belladonna: Hmm…Neither one is really appealing to be honest…
LW: Need to pick one I'm afraid.
Belladonna: You know what, I'll pick force to turn good, for the main fact I would love to see you struggle to come up with a feasible idea to do that.
LW: I'd be careful who you taunt with that logic. Anyway, he asks the reverse for Annabelle: "Would you rather suffer in hell for the rest of eternity or be forced to turn evil?"
Annabelle: All honesty I'd pick the first option, for the main fact if all I had to deal with is my cousin for the entire time, I think I'll be fine. I mean I spent the last 6 years with her here, and all honesty I feel like I am already there.
LW: Oook (Slowly slides down in chair to seem smaller) Um time for the dares.
DB02: Yes, RevDragon dares the cast to watch this video (walks in with a tv, stand, and a VCR, with a tape in hand.)
(Everyone gathers around as DB02 pops in the video)
*Roughly Half an hour later*
DB02: (turns off the tv) Okay thoughts?
Charlie: It was something I'll be quite honest.
(Everyone, including Belladonna, Carface, and Killer, nods their heads in agreement.)
LW: Okay he last dare involves…Um…Sasha can you kindly walk over here.
(Sasha walks over to where I'm at as I show her what she needs to do.)
Sasha: (Looking slightly mortified) Okay. (Walks off backstage for a moment, before coming back with a white looking pepper, and a cleverly disguised bottle of hot sauce) Oooh Charlie.
Charlie: Yes? (Looks right at her with an arched eyebrow)
Sasha: Eat this! (Shoves the pepper down his throat before he could react)
Charlie: (Currently has smoke pouring out his ears as a tongue of flames is flying from his mouth) Water! Water! Don't just stand there! Help!
LW: Dear god this is just painful to watch. And yet I can't help but find it slightly amusing and can't look away.
Sasha: Here use this! (Tosses him the hot sauce)
Charlie: (Opens the bottle and chugs the whole thing. More fire erupts now) AHHHHHHH!?
(Charlie runs around a little while before jumps head first into the pool nearby. The entire thing turns into steam in an instant.)
Charlie: (dreamily sighs) That's much better.
LW: If it's any consolation he apologizes for it.
(Charlie walks back and sits next to Sasha who received a hug from him knowing what happened for a reason.)
LW: Okay moving on we've had several messages from a reviewer by the name of scribbler619, who seems to be enjoying the show and has a question for Carface.
DB02: They ask: "If you and Charlie got into a legit fight, would you be able to live with yet another loss at his paws?"
Carface: Define the term fight, cause if it's brawn I'm sorry to say that I wouldn't be losing. As far as tricks go, then yes, I can see where you're coming from with that. But keep in mind I'm the one that killed him in the first movie.
Charlie: That may be true pal, but I did get you back for that and still have been to this day.
Carface: Feh, you get lucky.
(Both start growling, but stop instantly when I bring out my whistle)
LW: That's what I thought. We have an anonymous reviewer dare Charlie to, and I quote, "Do her".
Belladonna: 'Scuse me. Me with him? Sorry pal no dice.
Charlie: I'm with her on this. I've been tortured enough as it is.
LW: What have I said about rejecting a dare?
(An ominous thud comes from the fangirl closet.)
Both: Okay okay okay!
LW: Good. (Snaps fingers and both are magically transported into the naughty closet) Worry not, their minds will be erased, and anything bodily done will be fixed when they leave the area.
Sasha: That's is a relief.
Annabelle: How long will they be in there?
LW: I'll leave them a few minutes, then I'll yank them out.
*Several Minuets Pass*
LW: Okay that's enough. (Snaps fingers and both are back where they were before the dare happened)
Both: (Looks of what happened clearly on their faces)
LW: You two okay?
Charlie: Yeah, I'm fine, other than being slightly tired right now. (Yawns loudly as a clue)
Belladonna: Same, and slightly sore for some odd reason.
LW: Interesting. Anyway, moving on we'll jump to a dare sent to us from 24ShewolfSOS.
DB02: They dare: "I dare Charlie *smirks* to spend 15 minutes in a locked closet with Killer and Carface."
Charlie: Oh, come on!
LW: Rules are rules. (Snaps fingers and a regular closet appears and all three are shoved in as the door is locked shut) People here be dropping like flies. Anyway, while that is going on, lets move on to the next reviewer. The next one is from PrimeAffinity, and they want to join us.
(Flash of light appears, and an orb of light now floats in the room)
PA: Um was that supposed to happen?
DB02: Um, lazer?
LW: I do believe I need to tinker with the teleporter cause no that's not supposed to happen. Man, I need to do these things more often.
PA: Well, I can at least do my dares and all I in person.
LW: There you go. Look on the bright side. Meanwhile, allow me to do something quick.
(Snaps my fingers to unlock the closet door. It opens to reveal the three of them playing cards)
LW: In all honesty I'm not sure what I was expecting.
Carface: Who's the ball of light?
LW: New co-host. Speaking of which Charlie, they have a few questions for you.
PA: Thank You. (Floats over to Charlie, who's standing near the fangirl door, looking half asleep) Hey Charlie, what would you do if you were forced into K-9 for a mission for Annabelle?
Charlie: Put up with it despite not wanting to be along with the group.
PA: Thank you. (Charlie promptly falls asleep by the door) This one goes for everyone. Would you want to be human if you were given the chance?
Sasha: it would be an experience…
Itchy: that's true. Plus, I wouldn't have to deal with these pesky fleas.
Bess: Amen, to that.
Carface: Eh, I'm indifferent with the thought. Seems like more of a hassle than anything but being human does have its perks.
(Killer nods in agreement)
Belladonna: Technically me and my cousin can change into a pseudo-human form. It's in our power to do so, but what would be the point?
Annabelle: It's been a while since I did it last, I might need to refresh my memory on how to do it.
Charlie: (Still sawing logs near the doorway)
PA: LW, I'm quite sure you know my next request.
LW: Way ahead of you! (Snaps fingers and the fangirl closet is wrenched open by a magical force, as tendrils drag Charlie into it as he is jolted awake.)
(Charlie is now at the whims of the fangirls)
LW: Our last dare of the day is from another anonymous person and they ask Charlie to kiss the fangirls. Well, I can be honest about this pal, kissing is about the least of what's transpiring in there.
Charlie: HELP!? (Door closes itself)
LW: Meh, he'll be fine. Anyway, this will conclude todays episode of Ask the Cast. This is LazerWing, signing off.
PA: Lazerwing, does not own anything. All rights to All Dogs Go To Heaven and their characters go to the original creators.