Day 6
LW: *walks into studio through the front door to be greeted with the song "It's Been So Long" playing over the loudspeaker upon opening the door.* Yeah, I deserved that. It has been a loooong time coming, and I know I have quite a bit of explaining to do in the process.
DB02 & PA: *Flat look* you don't say…?
LW: Yeah yeah, I get it. Just need to take care of a few housekeeping items before I do.
Belladonna: Such as?
LW: *Motioning to the dust around* This is a studio, not an archeological dig site. No need for all the dust and sand about.
Snaps his fingers, and the entire studio is now shinier that before, complete with new equipment, props, and textures. In other words, RAY TRACE ENABLED MODE ON!*
Belladonna: *Covers eyes* Gah, too bright!
Annabelle: *Walks up with sunglasses on* Problem dear cousin?
LW: *Dulls the lights down a tad for everyone's sake* Problem number 2, *looks to PA* I've been in talks with the one that gave me the teleporter on the hiccup with you, and he's been looking for the part to fix the glitch that caused your "corporeal displacement". So hopefully, by the next chapter, you should be physically with us.
PA: Well that's good to hear at least.
LW: Now, why do I feel like I am forgetting something….Wait a minute. *Does a quick head count* We're missing one?...Where's Charlie?
Sasha: You don't remember?
LW: Remember whaaa….*Sudden realization*oh right he was…!...ohhhhhh….mmmmh….5 years in there….I may need to work my magic when he, well stumbles, out.
Walks over to the FanGirl Closet, unlocks and opens it, and a thoroughly "Ravished" Charlie Barkin falls face first onto the floor*
LW: *Looks at him, then looks at the door* …*Waves his hand, the FG door swings back close, under tighter security, before promptly disappears from sight.* That…will not be in use, for a few episodes. It's the least I can do. Now to bring him back to reality. *Flicks his wrist left and a torrent of water appears above him, before promptly falling on him, jarring him awake*
Charlie: Yow, where's the fire?! *Looks around frantically*
Itchy: You okay Charlie?
Charlie: Amazingly, yeah…Which is odd considering I went through 5 years of absolute torture…
LW: The water you were just splashed with has healing properties, capable of healing damages done centuries in the matter of seconds. Only use it if things are in dire straights considering how potent that stuff is. *Clearing his throat* Now let's move to the room for my announcement and the two letters.
THE ROOM*
Everyone is currently sitting in different chairs with LW, DB02, and PA sitting on the three host chairs with a desk in front of LW.*
LW: Okay, first and foremost, I would like to apologize for taking as long as I did to get this out like I did, especially after the long hiatus on the last one, but between college, working two jobs, trying to write a fantasy novel series, and recently Hurricane Ida basically railroading its way past where I live, I haven't had as much free time on my hands to check up on this, hence why there are only two letters with requests. *Just as a heads up, everyone that I live with is fine and slowly getting back on their feet before anyone asks.* That being said I've come up with a few questions of my own to kinda fill in the spaces today, so we should have enough for a full episode today.
Belladonna: Okay…
LW: Secondly, and this is from personal experiences with college work, *AHEM* deadlines SUCK! They are the creativity killers to anything dealing with art of any kind, and I personally won't put myself under a deadline for the next episode. That being said, if you feel that I am taking too long to get the next episode out, like for instance, a month passes, and I haven't mentioned or updated anything, LET ME KNOW! Y'all *points directly to the camera to you the viewer, you guys are just as important as the characters, and I are to this show. So don't ever feel as if your voice doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, because it does. So, if not directly to me trying to blow up my phone with messages or requests * With the number of emails and messages I get on a daily basis, it may happen I may disregard it at first to focus on what I am doing at the moment, then get in contact with either of my two co-hosts and tell them to get in contact with me. Just knowing that someone alone is interested in this series is more than enough inspiration to continue and keep this going for y'all.
Annabelle: Well said.
LW: Now with the giant disclaimers out of the way, lets get to it shall we. *Slams hand on desk causing it to disappear* Our first one back is from a Spartan-626….when did Stitch get a fanfiction account?
DB02: Better question is when did he join the Spartans from Halo?
LW*Shrugs*
PA: He has a question for the girls stating: " If you never met Charlie, would you like to be with either Balto (Balto), Copper (Fox and the Hound), Dogger (Oliver & Company), Pongo (101 Dalmation Series), Tramp (Lady and the Tramp), Cash (Fox and the Hound 2), Bolt (Bolt), or any of the male Road Rovers or anyone else." Keep in mind that everyone would be around the same age and substitute Charlie for anyone you fancy besides Sasha.
Sasha: Hmm…anyone besides Charlie…Well, in all honesty, I would have to throw a bone to Diggs from Cats and Dogs 2 Revenge of Kitty Galore. Despite his clumsy nature, and the odd knack for causing things to blow up, his heart is in the right place and he's only out there to help others.
DB02: Fair enough. Bess?
Bess: Hmm…Hard choice, but I guess if I had to pick someone besides Itchy, then my first pick would have to be Bolt. He was a tad one-track minded when he started out in his movie but over time, he shows that there is a lot he is willing to go through just for his family and friends.
LW: Fair enough. Belladonna?
Belladonna: Since neither me nor my cousin have a significant other to speak of, I am going to assume its who we'd pick if we had to choose. Hmm…. I'm going to have to go with Kujo from his series. And in all honesty do I really need to explain why when it comes to a dog like him.
LW: Fair enough. Bring this to a close, Annabelle.
Annabelle: Considering that four of the choices are already in relationships, my vote goes to Blitz from Road Rovers.
Belladonna: Him? …*Thinks on it*…It's the accent?
Annabelle: It's the accent.
LW: *Eye rolls to the left* Anyway next one is from a vburro08. He dares you to basically reenact the musical number from your first movie with a certain king of the bayou.
Charlie/Carface: *Facepalms* Oh no, not him again.
Everyone – The three hosts and Charlie and Carface: *Confused looks* huh???
LW: Welcome to the show, the one, the only, the Big-lipped denizen from the Bayou himself, King Gator *Big lipped alligator moment tone plays as he appears in a puff of pink smoke*
KG: Well, hello everyone. Nice to be out of the Bayou for a moment to mingle with so many new faces, * notices Charlie and Carface* ooh and a few familiar ones as well. Hello, little songbird, it has been a while now hasn't it?
Sasha: *Looks to Charlie curiously* Songbird?
KG: MmmmHMM child, this boy has a set of pipes on him, and is quite the duet partner. *Glances over to Carface* And if it isn't the little orderve himself. Amazed to see you in one piece, *laughs* especially after I got my hands onto you.
Carface: *Grumbles* Keep your distance, you overgrown walking suitcase.
KG: And still just as hot tempered as I recall as well, *laughs* no wonder you didn't need any hot sauce or boudin to chase you down, heh. *Unimpressed look now adorns his face* Could have used a little less salt for flavor to be honest.
LW*Snorts silently as he tries to hold in his laughter*
PA: Lovely witty banter aside, *clears throat* I believe we have a musical number to perform.
KG: How right you are, honey. What do you say songbird? *Holds out his hand for Charlie* Once more for old times' sake?
Charlie: Why not. I've lived through worse.
KG: Splendid! Hit the music Maestro.
LW: *Flicks his wrist and now are all in the original area the musical number took place in* HIT IT!
KG: Let's Make music together
Let's make sweet harmony
Oh, lets make music together, baby
You take the do I'll take the ray
You better hang on to me
We are birds of a feather
Looking for the right key
Oh, lets make music together, baby
'Cause only music makes a man free
Continues till end*
KG: Aw, thanks for this, my K-9 compadre. It's been ages since I found a decent singing partner again.
Charlie: You know what, it was actually fun. Good to work out the ol' vocal cords.
LW: As fun as that was, we need to get back to the show.
KG: Until next time everyone, *Looks to carface* and as for you, I would say "See you soon enough" but I am under advisement by my doctor to watch my caloric and salt intake, and you sir are about as high in salt and calories I have ever seen in an appetizer.
LW: *Has to clamp his hand over his mouth to keep him from laughing out loud, before straightening himself out and teleports everyone minus KG back to the room*
Sasha: Had fun, Songbird? *Looks at Charlie with a raised eyebrow*
Charlie: The only reason I didn't the first time around was because I thought I was gonna wind up as someone's lunch after the orderve and his sidekick nearly turned me and Anne-Marie into swiss cheese in broad daylight.
Carfacce: *Audibly growling in irritation*
Sasha: Heh, well with this new bit of information, I hope you know that I am so going to rope you into preforming at the club now as my partner, right?
Charlie: I wouldn't have it any other way.
LW: Considering the length of the episode thus far, I think I'll end it on a question from me, and this goes out to Belladonna.
Belladonna: Alright, what's up? *Merely floating in the air out of boredom*
LW: Out of pure curiosity, what do you look for in a suitor?
Belladonna: *momentarily falls to the floor in surprise*
Everyone – LW: WHAT?!
LW: *Blinks* what? Did is say something wrong?
Belladonna: No, its not that. *Picks herself off the floor and dusts herself off* Its just odd that you are curious about my preferences in men.
LW: I'm curious on a lot of things, it's just this one that really piqued my curiosity as of late.
Belladonna: *Rolls her eyes* Well, if you must know, I look for strength, a sense of style, breeding, a sense of humor, and creativity.
LW: Interesting. Well thanks everyone for your questions and dares. Let's keep the gravy train rolling into next one. This is LaserWing,
DB02: DisneyBlue02
PA: and Prime Affinity
All: Signing off!
