I know I know. You guys have been wanting an update since the weird chapter. I'll explain in the next, But first. Heres a hilarious intermission concerning Robin, Beastboy and rock paper scisors.

I got this funny thing from sock hunter who got it off some web site. So its not really mine. And teen titans is definetely not mine.

-Robin

I march down to the living room. PleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleasePleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleasePleaseoh pleaseohpleaseohpleasePleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleasePleaseohpleaseoh pleaseohpleasePleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleasePleaseohpleaseohpleaseoh Please let there not be Starfire.

I only ate two spoons of her pudding of boredem and I had serious stomach aches. It was really bad. Raven had to use her healing powers to make the pain stop. I never knew she could do that but... I guess you really do learn something new everyday.

Few steps are needed as I saunter over to the room. I feel like turning back but I have nothing better to do right now. So I'll go. Em, play the game station with Cyborg or BeastBoy. Uh...converse with Raven. Starfire could be braiding her hair right?

Ten steps, eight, seven. I quicken my footsteps and break into a run. I fear if I keep going like that I might change my mind and go to the gym- again.

I dash in and recieve weird looks from Cyborg and Beastboy who were playing the game station. Raven is reading. No signs of Starfire...yet.

"Hello friend!" Starfire bubbled.

"H-hi Star." I managed.

"Would you be so kind to taste my new batch of pudding of boredom?" She asked.

I looked at her, I have to learn to put my foot down. I will not give in to that pout. That damned god forsaken miserable emerald eyes po- She pulls her face into that pout. No! Please... My mind, body senses and heart says no. But my mouth says: "ok star." Quietly. How dare you betray me! Oh sh!t. I'm talking to myself again.

Eek.

Stop that!

Oh no. I did it again.

No, it must be the days of low crime rate. Even Raven has been becoming chattier. Cyborg more Cyborgish. BeastBoy lazier. Starfire...has been making alot more pudding than she usually does...

"Glorius!" She says...Loudly. I learn to cover my ears when she speaks. I know in her planet it is normal to use this decimal of volume to speak but shes on earth now. Time she learnt how to keep people from going deaf.

I watch her stir that milky sea foam coloured pudding... I cant and I wont! I see Beastboy in the corner of my eye smirking away. Laughing at my inpending doom. Spiteful little green veggie...

I place a hand on her shoulder gently and flash one of those charming but really begging smiles. "You know what, Starfire? Give it to Beastboy. He needs it more than I do."

Starfire's cheery face dims for a moment but lights upagain in thenext second again. "You are most correct, friend Beastboy does look a little hungry." She flies happily over and shoves the bowl infront of his face and smiles. "Try some friend, I added Hapflar fungus to give it more taste." Her sugar coated honey voice floats into my ears.

Beastboy turned the same colour of the pudding, he recovers and glares at me. "Dudet, we should give it to Robin, he does look a little pale..."

This did not move Starfire at all. Instead she looks my direction and smiles even wider. I clench my fist and shake them, I know Starfire cant see beyond her closed eyes andhappy face.

I look at the green little fungus and we share proceed with a quick little game of rock, paper scisors.

One, two, three. I lay down Rock and he places Paper.

I scowl and he is now laughing at my unfortunate face. Now Cyborg laughs. Raven lets out a snicker. They keep laughing. Starfire still smiling. And me, steaming with childish anger.

Why why why? I always lose rock paper scisors because paper beats stone! How is that even possible? Obviously, logically, scientifically. Rock is more dense than paper. Paper is a week solid and rock is...rock. So shouldn'trock beat paper? What was so good about paper? Was it going to magically wrap itself the rock and make it disappear?

I've loss to this stupid game. Now I have to eat Starfire's pudding. Worst still, I loss and it wasn't even fair!

"WHAPCK!" I swing a fist at Beastboy's face.

He spits out a loose tooth that had dropped off because of my powderful fist. I mean, powerful.

I recieved shocked looks from the titans.

"Dude! You...you hit me! Even though you got the loose tooth out, you still punched me! Dude, it hurted!" Beastboy said examining his dropped tooth.

More shocked looks from Raven and Cyborg. Starfire is now nodding accepting my unspoken appolegy.

I remain in the calm composture I was in. Turning around to Starfire's pudding, I deep a spoon into it and bring it to my mouth and said coolly:"Sorry, I thought paper would protect you."