Chapter four

The next day, the Eds were slurping on jawbreakers when they stopped dead in their tracks. The gym was different. The gym was pink instead of brown, there were flowers on it, and the sign said "KANKERS Co."

"What happened to our gym?" Eddy said.

"I'm not in my happy place, Eddy!" Ed said.

"Our gym has been redesigned!" Double Dee said.

"Who would do such a thing?"

"Yeah, who?" Eddy said, rubbing his chin.

"Look, guys, a sign!" Ed said, pointing to the sign.

Eddy and Double Dee looked up and gasped.

"Kankers." Eddy said.

The Eds decided to go inside the gym.

The Eds looked inside the gym and the result?

Not good!

The inside was pink also!

Just then, the Eds heard laughing inside the basketball room.

"Let's go check it out." Eddy said.

Edd, Ed n' Eddy stepped inside the basketball room, but the there were no basketball hoops, even worse!

There were no basketballs!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

"Hey, look, Lee!" Marie said, pointing at the Eds.

"It's our boyfriends!" The Eds started to sweat.

"Um…s-s-salutations, K-Kankers." Double Dee stuttered.

"We'd love to stay and converse with you, but…I have an extracurricular activity at school today, and I have to attend."

"It's summer vacation. School doesn't start 'till September." Lee said.

With that, the Eds bolted out of the gym.

"Sic 'em, May." Marie said.

May galloped like a horse, and pounced on the Eds like Hulk Hogan.

"Eddy, I don't think my mom will like this." Ed said.

"She's out of town, lumpy." Eddy said.

"Perhaps we should call it a truce before the Kanker sisters…before the Kankers…"

"Before they what, sockhead?" Eddy asked.

Double Dee whispered what the Kankers are going to do in Eddy's ear.

"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" Eddy said, his eyes bulging.

The Eds tried to escape, but they couldn't with May on their backs, and she weighs 190 pounds!

"You guys have to be are slaves for the rest of eternity." Lee said.

"What if we refuse?" Double Dee asked.

"Marie, get the heavy artillery."

Marie got out a box.

The box said shrimp on it.

The box was really old!

Marie opened it and inside were lipsticks, eye shadows, lotion, perfume, crayons, and onions.

The Kankers ate the onions, put lotion on themselves, sprayed themselves with perfume, and put lipstick on their lips.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The Kankers kissed the Eds. They kissed like they never kissed before.