"Hagurosan! Neji-sama can I hug you? Kiba-aaaaaaaaaaaa! OMG SASUKE-SAN CAN I GET YOUR BROTHER'S NUMBER? OH PLEASE CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH SHIKAMARU! GAARA-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The brunette haired ditz of a girl started squealing in the packed full cafeteria of Konoha Music Academy. The band, sitting in peace just a little while ago shifted uneasily as the fangirl visibly started to create miniature love hearts around her.
"Die." With a light fwlap of his textbook onto the girl's head, Naruto cheekily emerged from behind the random fangirl with his book bag on a cafeteria tray. The girl stepped out of her faze and glared at Naruto who took a seat in between Shikamaru and Sasuke when she returned to her seat on the other side of the eatery.
Not noticing they were holding their breaths, Hagurosan including their manager sighed in relief as the rest of the school left them alone as long as the blond genius was with them.
"Thank god that they left us alone... I told you Neji that we were being fed to the hounds by coming here." Sasuke calmly continued eating his...grey slop. (A/N Flavourless burnt porridge ks?)
Kiba grimaced as Sasuke showed no emotion swallowing the funky smelling...substance called food poking at his own plate he mumbled, "You figure that a prestigious school like this should at least give a banquet to their students or something. Even Akamaru won't eat this shit." Dog boy went pale and tinged green as Gaara followed in Sasuke's lead and showed no emotion eating...it.
"Akime-san told me that it was a good idea to go back to school as Shikamaru wouldn't finish his tutor homework, you wouldn't stop fighting with Akime-san, Kiba was turning into Akamaru and Gaara was socially ...like a turd. No offence." Gaara really didn't care and snatched Naruto's book bag without a thought and popped it opened, taking a white-bread sandwich neatly wrapped in cling wrap.
"Sounding like that makes me think you have a thing for Akime in the first place."
Snatching back his bag Naruto glared at the now eating Gaara and placed his bag further away as he saw Kiba's drool starting to appear around the corner of dog boy's mouth while his hands were automatically reaching for his book bag.
"Please Naruto! I NEED PROPER FOOD!" Kiba kneeled in front of the blond haired dobe and begged with fake tears running down his face. Smirking in humour, Naruto pulled another sandwich out and teased Kiba, waving the sandwich in front of his face.
Back and forth. Back and forth.
Then he tossed it at Shikamaru who caught it without trouble even when he looked like he was sleeping.
Naruto grinned, "Who said that having friends not by choice is a bad thing cause when you really think about it, all friends are not by choice anyway!"
"Mikodi-san. Please sit down."
Nervously twitching her fingers Yumi slowly sat down in front of her homeroom teacher, Umino Iruka and her P.E teacher, Hatake Kakashi in the bland grey walled counselling room.
Noticing her nervousness and paranoid sense of aura from his student Iruka spoke with a happy smile on his face, "Mikodi-san. You should be happy to hear that Haku's murder was not associated with the Konoha Murders."
"It's not?" Kakashi silently nodded and her mouth turned slowly into a smile, "Thank goodness!" With that she somewhat happily left the room.
"It's only because Akimichi Chouji was kidnapped." Iruke gravely said as his smile turned into a worried frown.
In response Kakashi just didn't reply and whipped out his porn book.
"Hi Naruto-kun."
The blond dobe (refer back to the time in the corridor with Shikamaru) looked up from his work and saw a smiling yet pale Yumi evilly looking down on him.
Something was up.
"OOPH!"
Rikku literally fell on top of him and started destructively hugging him.
"RIKKU GET OFF ME!"
Rikku smiled widely and just crushed him more in her hug, "But Naru-kun! I haven't been out for ages and I really want to go get ice-cream"
Naruto could plainly think what her ulterior motive was, '-with Sasuke.'
"Yeah yeah just get off me," The genki girl crawled off him and sat on the floor, "and I'll go call Sasuke and-"
"-OH MY GOD NARUTO! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YAY!SASUKE!"
Yumi chuckled lightly as the gigantic room was filled with "shhhhh"es and the crankiest woman and her assistant giving Rikku and Naruto (who was rolling his eyes out) a lecture of proper behaviour-
-In a public library.
"Naruto."
Sasuke monotonously said his friend's name as an extremely hyper girl was latched onto him like a piece of bubblegum is to a shoe.
"Get her off me now."
Naruto and Yumi cracked up laughing at Sasuke's face and the reaction Rikku's reaction.
"ARGH!!! DON'T CRY!!!" The rooster haired celebrity was grimacing at the sight of leaking water.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SASUKE DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!"
A river was forming around Rikku and her infatuation as she bawled her eyes out.
"Rikku…. we're leaving without you for ice-cream."
The drama queen looked up from the floor and noticed that Sasuke escaped her clutches and now stood with her friends who suddenly turned to the direction of the ice-cream parlour. She ran.
"WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT FOR MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I would like a green tea ice-cream please."
A light green blob on a waffle cone was placed in front of 2 pairs of drooling eyes.
"Thankyou." Yumi payed the server and giggled as Naruto and Rikku started to drool at the simple image of her icecream.
'Thank god Sasuke is the only normal one out of my friends---' Then she spotted him staring at her icecream, '----then maybe not.'
Yumi chuckled quietly in the parlour booth as Naruto and Rikku decked it out on the last scoop of the black sesame ice cream. Noticing a sleeked navy blue blob of hair popping out of the opposite booth she decided to greet her fellow grade mate.
"Hinata! What a surprise to see you here!"
"Oh! Yumi-san… you sup-prised me! I came here cause of my cousin. You have met Neji right?"
Just then Yumi noticed another navy blue-black hair popping out of the booth chair, "Hello Hyuuga Neji! You're the manager of Hagurosan! Sasuke is over there." Two pairs of white eyes looked to the direction of the extremely bored Uchiha Sasuke, still waiting in line because of his friends in front of him still arguing about the last scoop of black sesame icecream.
"The one and only." Neji reached out his hand over the chair and Yumi met him half way.
"I'm Mikodi Yumi nice to meet you."
His eyes widened for a split second at her surname, "Mikodi is your last name right?"
Yumi just looked at him in confusion, "Yeah…"
A group of screams then erupted from the entrance of the icecream parlour as grey smoke wafted in from the doors.
"Yumi!?"
Rikku's voice could barely be heard as coughing fits filled the once serene parlour to a den of chaos.
"Sasuke! Oi over here!"
"Neji! Tasukete!"(A/N: I don't know if I spelt the romanji right. It suppose to mean help.)
"Hinata!"
At Hinata's plea Yumi ran out into the smoke, heading towards the door. Escaping the parlour, in the clear area she met a familiar pair of eyes and pale skin of her past teacher. She was purely shocked.
"………..Orichimaru sen…sei."
The pale man dropped a now unconscious Hinata into the arms of one of his minions.
"Nice too see my last star student alive and well, Yumi-chan."
She glared at his playful tone, "I'm only your last favourite student because you killed off the only other one!"
Orichimaru sickly smiled at the angry retort, "Now you care about your murderous boyfriend."
"WHY YOU—" She furiously lunged at him and saw no more.