Chapter six
"It says here on page 379 that the most powerful thing to do to stop people being king or queen of the cul-de-sac is to take my hat off? THAT'S RIDICULOUS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I REFUSE TO DO THAT!"
"Just try Double Dee." Eddy said.
Double Dee shook his head and said, "Fine. I'll take my hat off."
Double Dee took his head off. We couldn't see it because Double Dee's head was off screen.
"TURN IT OFF! IT BURNS!" Eddy said.
"You see? That's why I wear this hat all my life. Gentleman, I'm afraid that I have something to tell you."
The Eds were in Double Dee's living room, sitting in front of the fireplace.
"I was born with muscular dystrophy."
"What's musc…watchyamacallit?"
"Maybe this should clarify things." Double Dee said.
He lay down on the ground, but he couldn't get up.
"Oh." Eddy said, pulling Double Dee off the ground.
"When you have this disease, you don't live very long." Double Dee said.
"There's only one alternative way to stop the Kankers."
The kids were working to the bone. They were picking up heavy rocks. It was hot inside the building because the Kankers turned up the thermostat up to 110 degrees! The kids are struggling with the heavy rocks.
"This is rock is heavy like papa's anchors." Rolf said.
"This room is hot like the old village. Rolf needs to escape this volcano of death!"
"Quit your yapping!" Lee said, whipping Rolf.
"That was cruel, dude! Leave him alone!" Nazz said.
"SHUT UP!" Lee said, whipping Nazz.
"THAT WILL BE ENOUGH, THANK YOU!" Said a voice.
The Kankers turned around and saw Double Dee, Ed, and Eddy.
"You'll never defeat us. Surrender, now!" Marie said.
"Or else you guys are going to be in…well, in heaven if you don't!" Lee snorted.
The kids gagged.
"Back to work!" Lee said, whipping the kids.
"My legs are hurting me, Sarah." Jimmy whined.
Double Dee sighed.
"I guess there's only one thing to do." He said.
He took off the hat, and he was bald! A few strains of short hair, but still, he's bald! You guys want to know what Double Dee looked like without his hat, now you know.
Everyone looked at Double Dee and said, "Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald…"
"MY EYES!" Kevin said.
"Alright. Fine! Stop! Very well, then!" Double Dee said, putting his hat back on.
The Kankers were laughing hysterically. What the heck were they laughing for?
I know what you guys are thinking. The next chapter will be the last chapter. Let me see…NOPE! Please R&R to see if Double Dee will stop the Kankers!