Chapter one
My second Edd, Ed, 'n' Eddy story. Hope you enjoy it!
DING DONG! The doorbell rang. Double Dee opened it and he saw his two friends.
"Salutations, gentleman! Isn't this a marvelous day? The fresh, crisp air, the shining sun, the flowers and tress have transformed…"
"Tress, sunshine, whatever!" Eddy said.
"C'mon! We have to go to the beach!"
"I'm sorry, Eddy, but I have a lot of chores to do, but come in anyway."
Eddy and Ed went inside.
"NOT SO FAST!" Double Dee yelled.
"What?" Eddy said.
"Eddy, the shoes!"
"Edd again?"
"Please, Eddy! Mother and father have an eye of a vulture when they see grime on the living room floor, I mean look at it! It's unsanitary!"
"Alright fine." Eddy said.
"You, too, Ed."
Ed took off his shoes.
"Thank you, guys."
"Whatever." Eddy said.
Double Dee had 59 chores to do.
"AAAAAAAAARRRH! At this rate, we'll never go to the beach. Double Dee!"
Double Dee wasn't listening to Eddy.
He was cleaning the dresser, listening to the song "Wannabe", and doing a stupid dance.
"Edward!"
Double Dee still couldn't hear Eddy.
Eddy got out a microphone, plugged it in, and said, "Edward Marian, TAKE OFF YOUR HEADPHONES!"
That got Double Dee's attention.
Double Dee took off the headphones.
"Sorry I was ignoring you Eddy. I was listening to the Spice Girls, and it really assuages me while I'm cleaning the household items."
"Why do you listen to a British pop band from the 1990's?" Eddy asked.
There was silence.
Double Dee changed the subject and said, "Cleaning is fun once you get the hang of it."
"Yeah, right!" Eddy scoffed.
"I never cleaned anything in my whole life!"
"Okay, so let me get this straight." Double Dee said.
"So now I know that you know that you don't know how to clean, but since I now know that you know that you know how to clean, you know that I know that I can't help you since I have a lot of chores to do, so c'est la vie!"
Double Dee left the room.
"This stinks! Do you know what stinks more Ed?"
"Do tell, Eddy!" Ed said.
"I didn't know what Double Dee just said."
Double Dee had 10 chores left to finish. Eddy and Ed were in the dining room.
Double Dee ran past Eddy and Ed, but Eddy pulled on Double Dee's shirt and said, "Hold on there, Danny Tanner! ED!"
"Your wish is my camel." Ed said.
Ed picked Double Dee up and they all went to Eddy's house.
"Where on Earth are we going?" Double Dee asked.
Eddy ignored him.
Eddy's house was only a mile away.
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