Chapter two

The Eds were at Eddy's house.

They were in Eddy's closet.

"Why are we in your closet Eddy?" Double Dee asked.

"We are in my closet, for many reasons! Ed!"

Ed came in the closet wearing a smock, and glasses.

"Please rest your butt here." Ed said.

Double Dee sat on the stool.

Ed sat on a chair. Both were sitting across from each other. Eddy left his closet, and closed his door. It was very dark. Lucky for Ed, he can see very well, so he turned on the light which was above them.

Ed said, "Please close your eyes."

Double Dee closed his eyes.

"Now, tell me what you see."

"I….I….I see disinfecting wipes, and Windex, and sweet, sweet soap, and me clean my household items. Luminous lamps, brilliant, shiny computers, the sweet aroma of hand soap when I rub them against my hands, and…"

"That is enough, patient. Now…"

Ed got out a stack of big cards.

"Tell me what you see…"

Ed held a big card with a big, black ink blot on it.

"I see my clean, bedroom floor."

Flip.

"I see my Television screen, clean as a whistle."

Flip.

"I see me cleaning bathtubs. Oh joy!"

Flip.

"I see me cleaning leaves."

Flip.

"I see me giving baths to adorable pups."

Flip.

"I see…I see a bottle of disinfecting wipes."

Ed put the cards away.

"Now, I'm going to say a word, and you are going to say the first thing that comes to mind. Chicken."

"Poultry."

"Clean."

"Bathrooms."

"A terrible disease."

"Tuberculosis."

"Hand."

"Soap."

"Clean."

"Room."

"Lint."

"Trap."

"Now here are 300 cards. Now, In 20 seconds, please make something out of these cards." Ed said stupidly.

20 seconds later…

Ding!

"Times up."

Double Dee made a five foot tall vacuum cleaner.

"Stay here, I'll be with you in a moment."

Ed came out of the closet and showed Eddy the results.

"It's not good, Eddy!" Ed said.

Eddy looked at the clipboard Ed wrote.

"Wow! This guy is obsessed!" He said.

"Get in there, and change him!"

Ed went in the closet again.

"Is it serious, psychologist Ed?" Double Dee asked.

"Yes it is. You have a case of "Neat freakerosis."

Double Dee gasped.

"There is only solution to cure this disease."

30 minutes later, Ed came out and said, "Lady and germs, presenting, Double Dee!"

Double Dee stepped out of the closet.

He wore a black, leather jacket, with a blue shirt under the jacket, black, long pants, and instead of that sock shaped sock he used to wear on the top his head, he now wears a black hat on his head.

"He's perfect!" Eddy said.

"To celebrate, I'm going to my residence and clean all my possessions."

"Hold it! We're going to do something else instead." Eddy said.