Chapter three
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"What are you two doing! Those are my prized possessions! They always hold science fairs every week, and I have won the science fair 72 weeks in a row! You can't just confiscate them from me!"
"We just did sockhead!" Eddy said.
"We're going to change your attitude on cleaning, and smart stuff! ED!"
"Yes, butler?" Ed said.
"Bring Double Dee outside for some fresh air." Eddy said.
Ed picked up Double Dee, and the two stepped outside.
This seemed like 100 years later, Double Dee and Ed came inside.
"Well?" Eddy said.
"Well what?" Double Dee said.
"Are you smart or not?"
"I don't know…let's see…" Double Dee tried to figure out hard equations, but he couldn't figure 'em out.
"AAH! I'm not smart anymore! I can't even figure out equations!"
"That's good! Ed, how did you do it?"
"Simple my friends." Ed got out a mallet.
"It's all thanks to this doohickey thing." He said.
There was silence.
"Ed, when you were little, did someone hit your head with a mallet?"
"Yes I did." Ed said.
(Flashback to when Ed was little)
"Here's the mallet, Ed." A little boy said.
"Ed, you do realize that hitting you in the head with a mallet, will gain you 50 pounds, loss of hair, and taking 145 I.Q. points?"
"Yep, just lay it on me." Ed said.
BONK!
(End of flashback)
Ed now weighs 166 pounds, he used to have orange wavy hair, and his I.Q. is now 3.
"Now way! A bonk on the head with the mallet, and It takes away your I.Q. points?" Eddy asked.
"Well, my I.Q. was 320, I know that, and if I'm correct, Ed took away 200 I.Q. points right out of me."
"Not a problem! Ed hit him again!"
BONK!
Double Dee is now dumb.
Dumber than Ed.
"So Double Dee, how many lives does a cat have?"
"Eleventy billion." Double Dee said stupidly.
"Woo-hoo! He's not smart, he's not a neat freak! He's perfect!" Eddy said.
That's chapter three, guys! Please R&R!