Chapter four
"Eddy, what are you doing?" Ed asked.
"Mixing chemicals." Eddy said, mixing the chemicals.
"Double Dee is going to kill us, like the evil space warrior, space traveler Drano from issue #92 on planet sausage when he killed all the sausage people! Life can be so cruel!"
Eddy slapped Ed in the face, left to right.
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
"Get a hold of your self, monobrow!" Eddy said.
"Sockhead is stupid! That means we can do whatever we want with his room!"
Ed and Eddy looked at Double Dee.
"Zip-uh-dee-doo-dah." Double Dee muttered.
"Double Dee, can we mix your chemicals?" Eddy asked.
"Fine, as long as you don't make a hole in the wall." Double Dee said.
Moments later, Eddy and Ed were mixing chemicals with vinegar, ketchup, taco sauce, dressing, and hot sauce!
Mixing chemicals with those things can leave holes in a ceiling! Eddy looked in Double Dee's drawer to see what Double Dee has. Eddy found a bottle In Double Dee's drawer. It was a chemical. The chemical was a blackish, purplish color. Double Dee called it chemical maxx.
"Ha! Double Dee spelled max wrong! Or maybe he put an extra x there for a reason."
On the back of the bottle, it said, "Do not touch my chemical! Mixing this chemical can be very treacherous. To avoid injury, please wear a suit that's heat protective, and goggles. Be careful!-Double Dee."
Eddy snorted and said, "In your dreams!"
Eddy and Ed were laughing maniacally.
"Let's mix this with hot sauce!" Eddy said.
Did I mention that they weren't wearing goggles, or a suit? Major uh-oh! They mixed chemical maxx with Ed's hot sauce. Then, the chemical was going to explode! Way to go, Eddy and Ed! You just created a chemical reaction, and now they are in a predicament!
"We have to get out of here, Eddy!" Ed said.
He picked up Eddy, and Double Dee, and they ran for their lives.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Double Dee's house exploded.
Lucky for the Eds, they were okay. Suddenly, Double Dee woke up.
"I'm not dumb anymore!" Double Dees said.
"You guys were lucky that was only temporary. MY HOUSE!"
Double Dee looked at his house in horror.
"M-My residence…demolished, disintegrated, destroyed, ruined!" Double Dee turned around and glared at Eddy and Ed.
"You too!"
Double Dee walked slowly to Ed and Eddy.
"Um…Double Dee?" Eddy said.
15 minutes later…
"ED! PICK UP THAT WINDOW!" Double Dee yelled.
Ed picked up the window.
He was tired, hungry, and sweating.
"EDDY! PICK UP THAT CHEMICAL BOTTLE!"
Eddy picked up the chemical bottle and threw it in the trash can.
"I guess cleaning isn't so bad." Eddy told Ed.
"While you too are busy cleaning, I'm going to gorge on a slice of pizza! Mm-mm! That anchovy pizza is so delectable!"
Double Dee left Eddy and Ed with the cleaning.
"Great. Now what are we supposed to do?" Eddy said.
"I have my dirty underwear with me Eddy." Ed said.
"So what?" Eddy said.
Ed got out his dirty underwear and threw it at Eddy. "ED'S UNDERWEAR!" Eddy gagged.
THE END
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