Hello everyone! Here is another fanfiction by moi :)! Enjoy this random humor I put together one day while I was playing on a tape recorder! Weird huh?
Wario's Sandwich-o-doom
One day Mario and Luigi were taking a walk. "Hmm, nice day," he sighed sniffing in the fresh clean air. Then something knocked both of them in the head and they fell unconscious (kinda sudden eh?).
"Ooooh, my head," Mario moaned ", Where are we?" "Oh crud we're tied up," Luigi looked around ", aaand we're on a giant piece of…bread?" ",THAT'S RIIIIGHT!" two voices said in unison. It was none other than Wario and Waluigi. "Lovely," Mario mumbled rolling his eyes. "So how are you today boys?" Waluigi asked grinning evilly ", Enjoying the weather?" "Well not for long!" Wario butted in ", Because soon enough you'll be chain chomp chow!" "How so?" Luigi asked casually. Wario snapped his fingers and Waluigi topped the two with lettuce, cheese, some mayo, tomato, bologna, some pickles and another piece of bread that were all super sized! "…A sandwich…," Mario groaned ", You're going to make us… into a sandwich." "Yeah food for the hungry chain chomps that will hopefully be here soon!" Wario sneered.
"How do you know chain chomps eat sandwiches?" Mario asked. " They eat anything," Wario answered. " So you're gonna feed them a sandwich. What about us?" Mario asked again. "They're gonna eat ya," "Then what about the sandwich?" "They're eating that and you!" "What's that?" "What's what?" "No that," "What?" "No that! What is that! It's quite simple really." Wario slapped his hand over his face. "Listen," Waluigi butted in. "Yep?" Mario answers. "We have you in the sandwich," ",Uh huh," ",Then the chain chomps come," ",Uh huh," ",Then the chain chomps eat you and the sandwich at the same time," "Uh huh. Yeah," ",Did you get that," ",Nope."
Meanwhile as Waluigi looks as if he's about to blow up, Luigi randomly shouts ",I hate mayo!" "Well live with it!" Wario yells in aggravation. "You didn't tie us well!" Mario then speaks up. "Yeah," Luigi agrees. "Whaddya mean!" Wario thundered. "Lookey!" Mario simply crawled out of the sandwich with Luigi untied. "WHAAAAAT!" both Wario and Waluigi explode (not literally). "You're stupid Wario!" Mario insulted. "What? No I am not!" "Yes you are," ", No I'm not!" "Yes you are," ", No I'm not!" ", No you're not," "Yes I am! … What the heck?" "HAH! That proves it!"
Things had been going on like this for hours when Wario finally had enough ",I'VE HAD IT!" "But you started it!" Mario teased. "Hey Wario!" Waluigi called ", The chain chomps are here!" Wario simply walked over to Waluigi, whacked him upside the head and walked off with Waluigi looking dazed and confused. "Okeydokey now where was I, oh yeah!"
THE END
Did you like it? I hope so. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! Thank you :).