Chapter two: Lets make a date
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Yusuke was at his desk. He looked back at the camera. " And welcome back to whose line is it anyway where the points don't matter just like having a big demon chase you around… it doesn't matter. Alright, lets continue this game with lets make a date! This is for everyone… Botan will be appearing on a dating type show and she will have to pick from these three bachelors, sorry Botan but beggars can't be choosers…"
Hiei through Yusuke another dirty look. ' Oh I am so going to kill him!' Hiei though.
Kuwabara looked at Hiei and then at Yusuke. ' I guess I'm not the only person here who can't stand Urameshi's comments.. I am a pretty attractive guy if I say so myself.'
Hiei looked back at Kuwabara. ' Stop deluding yourself…' He said in his mind.
' Just leave me alone shrimp!'
Yusuke let out a nervous laugh and then continued reading. " We've given them strange identities or quirks and lets see if Botan can figure them out."
Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara look at the cards. They had the looks on their faces, ' You've gotta be kidding me….'
There were four stools on the stage. Botan sat at the stool at the far right. Kurama sat at the first stool followed by Hiei and then Kuwabara at the end.
" Botan when ever you are ready take it away." Yusuke said. He too a drink from his drink again.
Botan was fixing her hair and pretends to check her makeup. "Bachelor number one… if we were going to go out on a date… where would you take me?"
On the screen: Old lady on a roller coaster… Kurama tried his best to sound like an old lady. " Well I guess we would go on a romantic dinner with some live entertainment. AHHHHHHH! OOOOO!" hands move from side to side
Botan cringes. " O…kay… Bachelor number two."
on the screen: fan girl, fishing, thinks fish are trying to steal her ice cream
" Hey what's going on?" Hiei said sounding girlish.
" Hi… if we were going to have a fish what kind of fish would you like to catch?"
" That's an easy one… I would like to catch THIS DAMN ICE CREAM STEALING FISH! Don't you think your going to get away with this fish! " Hiei shouted at the stage floor.
" Good luck with that… uh Bachelor number three… if you were going to flatter me with some words what would you say?"
on the screen: someone being buried alive Kuwabara gets up from his seat and then with a pretend shovel starts digging a hole in the ground. He then gets on the ground.
Hiei smiles evilly, gets up, he picks up the shovel again, and starts plopping the dirt back on to Kuwabara. " I won't live your side! I love you and I will forever love you, not even death will separate us Yukina!"
" That was very romantic of you too say… just like a Romeo line…" Botan turns back to Kurama. " Bachelor number one."
" Yes…" Kurama said.
" It's our anniversary, what would you do for me?"
" I would throw you a big party with some close friends and I would get you some pretty roses and uh a pearl necklace. AHHHHHAHHH! Oooooo! Man this is fun! Can we go faster?" Kurama said.
" Bachelor number two…. At the end of our date what would you do?"
" I would probably give you a big fish and tell you to cook something with it because it ate our ice cream!" Hiei looks down at the floor again. " DIE YOU BLASTED FISH! DID YOU HEAR ME I SAID DIE DAMN YOU!"
" What you need is some anger management." Botan turns to Kuwabara again. " Bachelor number three…. if we were to go to the movies what film would you want to see?"
" I would like to see a movie where the main character doesn't get buried alive! PLEASE NO… I DON'T WANNA DIE… I'M TOO YOUNG… I WANNA HAVE A FAMILY… I WANNA GROW OLD WITH YOU MY SWEET YUKINA!" With that Kuwabara pretends to die.
ring ring ring " That was wonderful. Botan can you figure out who these guys are?"
" I think I have a fairly good guess… bachelor number on is an old lady on a roller coaster?"
" Yes!" Yusuke rings the bell.
" Uh, Bachelor number two, is uh a person who is mad at a fish for eating there ice cream?"
" Close enough… its says here… fan girl, fishing, thinks fish are trying to steal her ice cream."
Botan laughs to herself. " And bachelor number three is a person being buried alive."
" Yes." Yusuke rang the bell again.
Everyone else picked up the stools and walked back to their seats. " Man that was good… one thousand points to each of you. I really enjoyed it. I still can't believe your old lady voice Suichi! Now that is something to remember."
" Don't get use to it."
Yusuke let out another nervous laugh. Then he puts another card in the trashcan and looks back at the pale of cards on his desk. " Well we will have another game after these announcements."
There were a few groans in the audience. " Whose line is it anyway will return in a moment."
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Trunks and goten