Harahettabacasaru: Well… I got this idea from a friend and well… she let me use it haha
Gojyo and Hakkai sat on the couch of the inn while Sanzo stayed on a stool reading the paper. Goku, of course was busy looking for food in the fridge.
"Hakkai! No food!" Goku screamed as he stared at Hakkai with his jaw down.
Hakkai stared in the fridge "well…seems like well have to go get some!" He said as he grinned widely.
"Come one Gojyo!" Hakkai said as he marched out of the door and dragged Gojyo with him
"Hey What!—"
The door shut.
"Hmph." Sanzo said as he stared down at the paper.
Goku rolled on the floor moaning "food"
"Would you shut—"Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
Goku quickly stood up and opened the door. There was a guy reading a paper
"Uhm…letters for the Sanzo ikkou…" He said "Sign here"
Goku blinked twice then signed. He carried the huge sack of mail to Sanzo.
"What's this?" Sanzo asked looking irritated
Goku read the label on the sack. "Fan mail" he replied grinning
Sanzo twitched "F-fan…mail…from f-fan girls?" He stammered
Goku pulled out an envelope "Yup…"
"Ill be in my room" he said as he stood up and headed for his room
"Don't you want to—"
The door shut.
"Read you're mail…" Goku said to himself as he pulled out an envelope and sat down.
Dear Goku-Kun
I love you! I mean, you are so cool and most especially…hott! Kiss me! Kiss me! I LOVE YOU! JUST LOVE YOU!
Reena
Goku twitched at the word "Goku-kun" then shook it of.
She has a serious problem…
He crumpled the paper nice and round then tossed it in the trash can.
He smiled then pulled another letter out from the sack.
Dear Hakkai-Kun
Hey! I really like you! I mean… I love you. I can't help but think about you! I make fics about you…always! You make me pee in my pants when I see you!
Kinky Girl
Goku stared at the letter "Oops" he said "This isn't mine…"
What a weirdo…she has an even more serious problem than the other girl…
He held in the laughter as he stared down on the part where she said she pees in her pants when she sees him. He suddenly jerked up and looked around checking if anyone was looking at him reading Hakkai's letters. "He'll surely kill me…" he said to himself
He pulled another letter out
Dearest Sanzy-chan
Jeez… this isn't mine but… oh well
I just love you! You and your gun there look so SEXY…
Oh gross…better not read…
Goku threw it back in the sack as he pulled another out.
Dear GOKU
I'll be watching you…
ANONEEMUUS
Anoneemus?...Eep…scary…
He threw it in the trash can and look around…
Is he…he…er…or she really watching me?
He shrugged as he put his nyoi-bou beside him just in case.
He got another.
Dear Goku-Kun
Will you go out with me?
Love, Kyii
No…
He pulled out another
Dear Goku-Kun
Will you go out with me?
Love, Kyii
What the?
Dear Goku-Kun
Will you go out with me?
Love, Kyii
NO! DAMNIT!
He stared at the sack of letters. He hesitatingly pulled out another
Goku,
At last! IT'S NOT THAT ANNOYING, WEIRDO, CRAZY WANNA-GO-OUT-WITH-ME FREAK!
Hey Monkey!
Not much love, Gojyo
Goku's eyes widened as he stared at the paper…
It isn't the Wanna-go-out-with-me-freak
…But the perverted kappa!
He shook his head in disbelief as he quickly ripped the paper apart and dumped it in the trash can.
"Glad that's over…" he said as he smiled then looked back at the sack, then he heard a voice…
Life is like a sack of fan mails… you wont know who's mail you're gonna get
Goku arched a brow "What the heck?" he asked himself the shook it off.
"Now…" he said as he pulled another letter out from the sack
Dear Goku-KUNzie!
I love you. You love me. Were a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too?
Love, Barney
Goku twitched. "Why doesn't anything make sense anymore?" he asked himself as he crumpled the paper and threw it.
Goku took another letter.
Goku,
Do you like food? Because I like food. Im hungry almost everyday! I like all kinds of food! Do you? What's your name again?
10 second Tina
Er…yeah I like food… and who cares about you!
Goku shook his head "She forgot my name!" he asked himself as he looked back at the letter. He quickly crumpled it after scanning the paper.
Dearest Sanzy-nee-chan,
Roses are red, Dirt is brown, Please be my valentine, Or else I'll frown. Love
PipoMan
Goku looked down at the paper "But isn't it past valentine?" he asked himself
He stared at the name "PipoMan?" he tried to hold in his laughter but failed
He was left on the floor laughing and screaming out PipoMan for the rest of the afternoon
Letters part DOS will come up soon! Please review and thank you for reading!