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The Edge.
That's where we find our favorite X-girls. Karaoke Saturday and they felt like singing. Let's see, alcohol, karaoke and x-men….Well we all know this can't end well.
Jean, Kitty, Wanda, Rogue, Tabby, Lexi (X-23), Storm and Betsy sat around a table at the bar by the stage, drinking Coronas and laughing with each other as people got up and sang.
Suddenly Tabby stood up, practically jumping onto the stage and smiling down at them. Picking up the mic and winking at them before she began to sing. Her eyes focusing on a group of guys. Not just any guys but the group of x-guys we all know and love.
(Tabby)We got a
bucket of Corona,
Enough stories to last all night,
Hoping off the stage as she continued to sing, walking over to the guys and smirking as she sang.
(Tabby)About the
trials and tribulations,
Of findin' Mr. Right:
Of findin' a
good man.
Tabby sat in Pietro's lap, running her fingers through his hair before launching into the course.
(Tabby) Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;
Standing back up and bouncing back up to the stage, leaning down and pulling the girls up one by one.
(Kitty) To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.
(Rogue) Here's to the superficial players;
(Jean) The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;
(Wanda) If you hear me girls, raise your hand:
(Betsy) Let's have a toast:
All the girls raised their bottles of beer.
(Lexi & Storm) Here's to findin' a good man.
(Kitty)
Blind dates an'
horror stories;
Pushy gals and fast movers.
Let's dedicate
this girl's night out,
To big-talkers; bad losers,
It's so
hard findin' a good man.
(Rogue)
Here's to the liars
and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;
To the Momma's boys
who can't make a stand.
Here's to the superficial players;
The
"I love ya" too-soon-sayers;
If you hear me girls,
raise your hand:
Let's have a toast:
Here's to findin' a good man.
(Wanda)
Jean, I know you
want perfection;
Kitty, you want a listener.
Betsy, your list
is gettin' long,
And girls, you know me: I just want a good
kisser.
(Betsy)
Here's to the liars
and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;
To the Momma's boys
who can't make a stand.
Here's to the superficial players;
The
"I love ya" too-soon-sayers;
If you hear me girls,
raise your hand:
Let's have a toast;
Let's have a toast:
Here's to findin' a good man.
(Jean, Lexi & Storm)
Here's to findin' a
good man.
Here's to findin' a good man.
Laughing and stumbling off the stage and back to the table and setting down and raising their glasses one more time.
"To findin' a good man!"
There, all done. Not that great but in my defense it's a quarter past five in the morning. Flame review I don't really care. Hope you like it.
