Harahettabacasaru: Im back for more letters!
Surprisingly, Sanzo didn't come out of his room after all the "PipoMan" screaming.
Goku had finally stopped laughing and stared at the sack. "When will Hakkai and Gojyo come back? Im starving! Plus… some of these crazy fan girl letters are theirs!" he said to himself
Okay… these letters are making me talk to myself…that…is not normal
He shook it off and pulled out another letter.
Dear Gojyo-Kun,
At last! The kappa has one! The kappa…actually has one…
I love the hair! Who's your hair stylist? I would love to make him do my hair! So…call me, babe!
Love, Obsessed with Gojyo-Kun's hair
I'll leave this…looks like girls are fishing fashion tips from Gojyo!
He snickered at the thought as he pulled out another.
Dear Goku-Kun
Will you go out with me?
Love, Kyii
NOOOOOOO!
Goku quickly crumpled the piece of paper and began whacking it with his nyoi-bou.
He stood straight after whacking the paper silly "ahem…okay…" he said as he threw it in the trash can and walked back to where he sat.
Dear Sanzo,
May we borrow the golden credit card?
Kougaiji
Why the hell? Never mind. BURN IN HELL KOUGAIJI!
Goku laughed evilly at the thought. He looked around "Okay, no one heard me." He said as he gave out a smile of satisfaction. He wanted to rip the letter in pieces but then Sanzo would know he had been reading their mail.
He shrugged and put the letter back in the sack.
Dear Goku-Kun,
Hi…
Kairi
Er…Hi? Im not sure what to think of this letter.
He threw it.
I don't think ill EVER reply to one of these crazy letters.
He sighed as he got another letter.
Goku,
SMELL MY SOCKS! KISS MY BARNEY DOLL! EAT MY FOOT!
Crazy Drunk Guy
Hah? What the! What's up with Barney, socks and feet!
He ripped it up and threw it.
Dear Gokeeneeweepee,
NEE! WEE! PEE!
Neeeeji
I wonder…if I'll ever get a letter that makes sense…
He stared down on his name on the letter. "Gokeeneeweepee?" he asked himself as he scratched his head.
People are so weird…
He threw the letter away.
Dear Sanzo,
PLEASE! I WANT THE GOLDEN CREDIT CARD! ITS SHIIIINNNYYYY!
Kougaiji
I don't think…Kougaiji wrote this…LIRIN!
He sighed as he threw it away too.
Dear Goku,
MAMA!
Kimmeh
Mama?
He stared at the paper
POOF!
It's gone.
This is a very random day…
Dear Goku,
Do you like Gojyo? If not how about Sanzo? Hakkai? Me?
Pick Me
I wont pick you! I'd rather pick Sanzo!
He paused at the thought "What the heck was I thinking!" he said as he shook his head madly.
Dear Goku,
YOU LOVE SANZO! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Eepie
People have really weird names…and no…I do not…er…yeah…I don't!
Confused and tired of thinking he threw the paper.
Dear Goku,
Do you eat kidney? If you do… eat mine please!
Tamaya Kiyamoto
Ew…No! I do NOT eat kidneys…Well…maybe if I was really hungry I would…But it better be cooked!
Gojyo,
Hey! Why'd you leave me at the bar last night! We were having so much fun! Com back! Come BACK I SAY! Let's make loooove tonight like last night. You have such a hot bod! I love you style! Your so tight baby! I wanna---
Fun gal
I am not reading that…too detailed…AND WAIT TILL SANZO HEARS ABOUT THIS!
Goku snickered again as he grabbed another letter.
He read the title.
PLAYBOY
Obviously…this is Gojyo's…
He grabbed another since he didn't want his young innocent mind to be damaged by the perversion of the world.
Oy Gojyo,
What's up homie! I gotta give you props for last night dude. Man you got that girl banged up good! You are off the hinges! No wonder people love to hang with you! Do me a solid and come with us today! We goin down to the bar, dude! You don't wanna miss that do you? Peace and im out!
Home boy
I…cannot believe…what Gojyo does when were not watching over him…AND CAN HE ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THIS? I mean… I only understood 2/3 of what he wrote there!
He tossed it back in the sack.
Goku,
At last...mine…wait…mines always freaking crazy!
I hate you…
Hatare Miroku
Your loss…
Goku,
Your so hott dude! IM GOIN GAGA OVAH YOU!
Ayzee
Gaga? This is going crazier and crazier!
Goku sighed as he decided to rest for a while…from all the craziness I mean
Harahettabacasaru: Im on to the 3rd chappie!