Whose line is it anyway yu yu style

Chapter four: Weird Newscasters

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Yusuke had his head on the desk. He was taking a nap in the middle of a game show. Kuwabara and everyone looked at Yusuke. Botan shook her head. " He's sleeping on the job! So typical of Yusuke."

" I don't know what he's so tired about… he hasn't done a single thing except read what's on those cards over then… and we are doing all the work!" Kuwabara said.

Yusuke let out a yawn and turned over in his chair. Kuwabara stompped his foot on the ground and walked over to Yusuke's desk. " URAMESHI! WAKE UP!" He shouted.The only response Kuwabara got was a loud snore. Kuwabara got close. "URAMESHI! We're back!" He shouted again.

" Go away mom, give me five more minutes." Yusuke responded.

" Do I look like your mother! WAKE UP!"

" Mother… buzz off."

Kuwabara picked Yusuke up and tried to slap some sense into him. Yusuke groaned. He looked up to see Kuwabara. " What the hell?"

" Well it was about time!"

" Did I miss something?"

" Yeah the whole beginning of the show."

" Why the hell didn't you wake me sooner!"

" Can we got on with this!" Hiei hissed.

" Alright already… geez… anyway, this is whose line is it anyway, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Yeah the points don't matter just like it doesn't matter what time of day you beat up an demon… it just don't matter, it's a hell lot of fun anyway. In this round we are going to play weird newscasters."

Everyone comes down to the stage. Kurama and Botan gets stools and they sit down. Hiei goes to the left corner of the stage and Kuwabara goes to the right corner.

" When you hear the music go ahead."

Music

Kurama clears his throat as he looks at the people. " Good afternoon and I am Suichi. Or top news story today is that the world's brain copsaity has decreased over much of the world… and I turn to my co ancor Botan…"

On the screen: Kurama's daughter. She is very upset that her father doesn't pay her any more attention.

Botan was chewing on some fake gum. " Oh yeah! Now you pay attention to me! I guess you wouldn't care if I got into a fight behind your back."

Kurama cringes. " This just in… insanity runs among young women. Lets go over to the sports desk with Hiei… Hiei, what's new in the world of sports?"

On the screen: Genkai.

Hiei looks over at Kurama. " Today in sports the world tournament is scheduled to start in two weeks." Hiei looks over at Yusuke. " What's the matter slaker! Can't carry your own weight…. I guess not… well you'll never get stronger at this rate! Get off your ass and give me ten! You heard me… ten!"

" Give it a rest old lady." Yusuke said.

" I'll give you old lady! I'll have you know I'm the strongest sensei in the world and if you keep this up, and even weaker old lady will kick your ass!" Hiei takes a breath. " Back to you Kurama."

Kurama coughs. " This just in… old ladies over the ages of 70 should be avoided at all costs…"

Botan looks at Kurama. " Oh yeah, and you said that about me too… You avoid me at all costs too… why! I'm your daughter for love of Kami!"

"I don't ignore you… I just have lots of stuff to do…"

" Oh yeah like what? Taking care of your stupid plants! Well let me tell you something dad… I'm more important."

"Lets talk about this later…. Now on to Weather… Kuwabara… how is the weather looking for the next week?"

On the screen: Monk who has to sacrifice a virgin to stop the destruction of the world.

" Well on Thursday, this storm system is coming in from the south coming to the north east. On Friday things clear up a bit and then…. Oh no! What's this… the tremors are getting stronger… and there is going to be a medor shower on Saturday! Oh God… I have to sacrifice a virgin to save the world…." Kuwabara looks around the audience and then at Botan and then at Yusuke…. He screams… and runs off stage saying. " WE'RE ALL DOING TO DIE!"

Botan looks at Kurama. " You won't let me die will you daddy?" Kurama doesn't look at her. " DADDY!"

Kurama watches Kuwabara running off. " This just in… Virginity has been abolished in Japan… that is all for the five o'clock news… thank you and goodnight."

Buzz

Everyone walks back to their seats. Yusuke was laughing his head off.

" Now that was great… Kuwabara… no matter where you are, you act like an idiot."

" I second that." Hiei muttered as he took a sip of water.

" That's it Shrimp!" Kuwabara stands up.

Hiei gets up too… " You wanna start something…"

" Uh yoo-hoo boys…" Yusuke shouts. " I got some points over here…and if you don't behave you won't get anyway…"

Kuwabara sits down. " I like points…."

" Alrighty then… 100,000,000 points to all of you. Alright we will continue after this commercial brake… so don't go away."

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Hey everyone. Thanks for all your reviews… and thanks again for reading… alright guys, what game do you want next? I'm all up for suggestions… till next time, please review.

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