Harahettabacasaru: And were back with more letters!

Goku started falling asleep on the floor.

Sanzo walked out of his room to check on Goku. But the sack of fan mails caught his eye.

"I'll just take a look…" he said to himself as he dumped Goku on the couch and sat down.

Dear Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo and Goku (especially Hakkai):

To Hakkai: You are really nice...and polite
To Sanzo: Marry my best friend!
To Gojyo: PERV!

Love, Ruri

By the way, if you're asking what happened to Goku, meatballs are sealed inside

He stared at the letter.

Sorry...I can't marry your best friend.

He scanned the letter one more time then put it on a table. He grabbed the food and put it in the refrigerator then walked back to his seat.

Dear Saiyuki Boys,

You are all GAY!

Pammy

He twitched.

We are NOT!

He crumpled the paper and threw it in the trash can then pulled another letter out of the sack.

Dear Sanzo,

I dare you… TO KISS GOKU!

Jira

BLUEH! NO. I will never kiss that stinky monkey.

Just then he felt something. It was a video camera.

"What the?" he said to himself as he saw a little red light

Its recording?

He threw the camera along with the letter and sighed.

I swear I will burn those letters…

"Damn you Hakkai…I didn't want to go!" Gojyo screamed as they entered the room.

Hakkai laughed "Well…you already went with me—"

"Hey Sanzo what's that?" Gojyo asked as he dropped the bags on Hakkai's foot ("Ouch!") then walked to Sanzo.

"Fan mail…" he said

"Ooh…fan girls?" He asked. Sanzo nodded. I'll leave this annoying sack with you." He said as he carried Goku to his room then shut the door behind him.

Hakkai glared at Gojyo. Gojyo shrugged "What?"

Hakkai sighed as he walked to him.

"Lets see…" he said as he looked at one letter.

Dear Hakkai,

Imma little tea pot short and stout! Here is my handle and here is my spout! When the waters boiling hear me SHOUT!—

"Lets not read that…" said Hakkai as he crumpled it then threw it.

Gojyo laughed "Little teapot?"

Hakkai shrugged. "I don't know…"

They got another.

Dear Goku,

Hey! Whats up? How ya doin? I have a pork bun store down town! Wanna come? Meet me there Kay?

Kira

We better not show this to the monkey Gojyo thought.

"Hide this!" Hakkai said as he gave it to Gojyo.

"Alright, alright…we don't want the monkey to go crazy over a pork bun store" he said as he threw it.

Dear Gojyo,

Hey, Sexy! Wanna club with me and my girls tonight? Im inviting you! Please Gojyo-Kun? My number is 09287564372! Call me!

Lady Maui

Hakkai turned to look at Gojyo "Gojyo?" he asked not seeing him there. He turned around finding Gojyo holding the phone.

Hakkai laughed "Put that phone down and come here!" he said still laughing.

Dear Sanzo-Kun,

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you.

Katana

Gojyo rolled his eyes. And thought Alright…alright! We get it!

Hakkai arched an eyebrow at the letter. "Uh?" Gojyo Grabbed another.

Dear Hakkai,

Hi. This is Yaone—

Hakkai snatched it away from Gojyo "Er…this is mine" he smiled as he secretly read it.

"Whatever." Gojyo said as he rolled his eyes and smirked.