Whose line is it anyway, Yu Yu style.
Chapter Five: Party quirks
End of commercials…Yusuke was looking down at his desk and sighed. " Man this is one hell of a long day! And I still haven't had any time to beat the shit out of anyone."
Botan sighed. " Is that all he ever thinks about?"
" I guess that's all Urameshi will ever think about…," Kuwabara said.
" But I must agree with the detective… it's been one hell of a long day and I have been boiling to hurt someone…. Especially you Kuwabara!"
" Well I have wanted to kick your sorry shrimp butt since the first time I meet you!"
" Well we have something in common!"
Kurama sighed. ' They have more in common then they are willing to reveal.'
Yusuke was sitting in his chair leaning back, until he knocked himself over. He hit the ground. " Damn it…. I really hate it when that happens…"
" Then maybe you shouldn't do it." Botan said.
A camera guy came over and whispered something into his ear. Yusuke jumped from the floor shouting. " Why the hell didn't you tell me about this earlier!" He got back in his chair and coughed, trying to clear his throat.
" Welcome back to whose line is it anyway, the show were everything is made up and the points don't matter… just like how many crews are loose in Kuwabara's head. It just doesn't matter…"
Kuwabara mumbles to himself. " He always makes fun of me…. And he always has to be the big shot…"
Yusuke looked at the cards in his hand. " Alright we party quirks. Botan is going to be hosting a party and Kurama, Kuwabara and Hiei will be coming to this party with a strange quirk or identity…. I will bring you In with the door bell when you are ready begin."
Botan was walking around on the stage floor. The others were on the side waiting for the doorbell. Botan was placing imaginary food on the table.
" This should be a lot of fun… I can't wait to get this party started."
All of a sudden the doorbell rang. " Oh that's the door…" Botan walked over to the fake door and opened it. " Hello, welcome to the party…"
Kuwabara looked at Botan.
On the screen: Yusuke's and bickering friends
" Are you hungry?" Botan asked.
" Oh yes I would like something." Kuwabara said in a Kurama sounding voice.
Kuwabara walked backward. " What a terrible fucking day…. First my drunken mother gets all in my face and then those stupid teachers… I wish I could blast their heads off with my spirit gun…"
Kuwabara walks backward a third time. " This is just a stupid get together… why did I have to get dragged into this."
Kuwabara finally walked in. " This should be fun…. Where's Yukina?"
Botan looked back at him and sighed. " Alright then… enjoy the chips and dip… and if you want a drink its in the fridge."
ding dong.. Botan's head snaps to the door. She opened the door to find Kurama.
On the screen: Fox who is looking for food in the audience.
" Oh hi Kurama…. Nice to see you."
Kurama walked in and go on all fours. He sniffed Botan and then walked up to the audience and looked at them.
Botan cringed at the site. " Okay…." She walked away for a quick moment and then the doorbell rang again. " Uh! When will it stop?" She shouted.
She answered the door to find Hiei.
On the screen: Genkai on vacation
Hiei looked at Botan. " What are you doing keeping an old person waiting out here in the cold all day? Haven't you ever learned to treat your elders with respect!"
Botan closes the door. " Sorry about that… Would you like some chips?"
" Do you think an old person wants chips?" Hiei poses a minute. " On second thought, it would be nice to have some snacks… I am here to relax…"
" They are right on the table."
Kurama continued to sniff the people sitting in front of everyone. Kuwabara was sitting in the corner. " You know that's it… I have had enough of you shrimp!"
Kuwabara changed his voice to be like Botan. " Now boys…. This isn't the time to be fighting each other."
Kuwabara coughed and started talking in a Kurama voice. " I must conquer with Botan. We must use our energy to plan out a strategy ."
Botan walked over to Kuwabara…. " Alright, get out of Yusuke and all his arguing friends…"
Buzz " Yes that's right." Yusuke declared.
Kuwabara walked back to his seat. " Now its time to watch the others…."
Hiei was sitting on the stares sighing happily. " This is the life… I love not having any idiots hanging around me all day…."
Botan walked over. " Is there anything else I can get for you on your vacation Master Genkai?"
buzz " You got it Botan…." Yusuke said.
Hiei jumped back over to his seat.
Kurama continued to sniff people in the audience. Botan walked over to the fox. " Alright I have had enough of you, fox… stop trying to find food in the audience."
buzz, buzz, buzz " That's it!" Yusuke called.
Kurama got on his feet. " Thank you Botan… my knee was beginning to scrape."
Botan smiled back at the spirit fox. " Anytime you want….."
Yusuke smiled back at his friends. " I think you all hit it off…."
Kurama sighed. " It would have been much easier if I could transform…"
" Yeah, but we can't have a real spirit fox running around the studio now can we…" Yusuke said. He thought for a minute. " Alright, I say, 500 points to all of you."
" I'll take it." Botan said, " It's better then nothing…"
Yusuke looked back at the cameras. " I know you people want more… but I'm afraid we have to have a commercial break…. So come back after these announcements and don't touch that dial…"
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