Whose line is it anyway, Yu Yu style
Chapter Six: Stupid Commercial people
Yusuke was still sitting in his chair as always. He stared at the screen and huffed. " That's it! I've had enough of all this crap! I'm putting an end to this nonsense……" Yusuke got up from his chair, took a sip of his coffee and started walking off the stage.
Kurama looked at him with a look of curiosity. " Yusuke, where may I ask where your going?"
Yusuke looked back at the spirit fox. " I'm going to beat the shit out of those commercial jerks!"
Kuwabara jumped up and tried to get in his way. " No Yusuke! Don't do that!"
Yusuke glared back at the baka in front of him. " Get out of my way or I'll blast you out of my way!" He shouted.
Kuwabara cringed as he saw Yusuke start to power up his spirit gun. " Have fun…."
Yusuke brushed past him. " Oh I'll have more then fun!"
Botan looked over at the boys. " I better just say out of this one…. I'm sure Kurama and Kuwabara can keep those boys out of trouble." She yawned and went to sleep.
Kuwabara sighed. " This is going to get messy."
Hiei jumped down. " Yes it is. And I'm going to enjoy this too."
Kurama sighed. " We are going to have one huge fight on our hands."
Kuwabara looked at Kurama. " Don't tell me your joining them!"
" Of course not…. I'm going to stop them. Hiei is forbidden to take human life and Yusuke is no exception."
" Well at least I'm not the only one. If I had to fight all three of you, that would be a losing battle."
" I hate to say it but indeed it would be."
Kuwabara sighed. " Off to stop a massacre!"
Yusuke was already at the site with Hiei. " What the hell! Don't you people have anything better to do!"
One of the commercial guys looked up at Yusuke. " What? What are you talking about!"
" You people are so annoying…. You keep playing these stupid commercials over and over again! In doing so you keep interrupting my show and quite frankly I'm sick of it already! If I see one more stinking commercial on my show, I swear you'll all going to get it!"
Hiei looked over at Yusuke. " Don't waste your breath detective! Let's just destroy the bunch of them right now."
Yusuke looked at Hiei. " You sure you wanna do that?"
Hiei smiled. " I haven't been more sure of anything! These fools have made me go crazy with all there ads."
Yusuke smiled. " You know, you have a point there Hiei…. I don't think many people even pay attention to these ads of yours, I mean really!" Yusuke points out a commercial, "Who would even buy this?"
" No one I know, and I know a lot of people."
" I don't even think people in spirit world would bother with it! So put it to rest fellas!"
The commercial people looked at Yusuke. " But sir…. These ads pay for your shows!"
Yusuke was in shock. " You got to be lying… if that was true I would know about it."
" Well it is sir…. I can prove it!" The commercial guy showed Yusuke a pay chart. " See…. Here is your show, and this is how the ads pay for it."
Yusuke growled. " AH! GEEZ! Why me! Stupid people…. I hate commercials!"
Hiei frowned. " I don't care what they do…. I want them gone!" Hiei started waving his sword around. " It ends today!"
Kurama and Kuwabara came just in time to see Hiei hacking away at the machines. " HIEI STOP!" They shouted.
Yusuke looked back at them. " Oh hey guys. You're a bit late to the party…. Hiei has already started… and I think he has to let off more steam then me…. Not to mention get all that water out of his system."
" Yusuke you know Hiei is forbidden to take human life! You must stop this at once." Kurama declared.
Yusuke rubbed his head. " Oh yeah I knew I forgot something…." He turned back to Yusuke. " Hiei!"
Hiei stopped his attack suddenly and looked at Yusuke. " What detective!" He sneered.
" You can't kill them!"
Hiei growled. " You always stop me when I'm having fun! Fine…." He put his sword away. " I think they will stop their annoying behavior soon." He started walking away.
Kuwabara sighed. " And I didn't get to do anything."
" Well that's because you're not important." Hiei said.
" Why you little shrimp! GET BACK HERE!"
Yusuke and Kurama laughed. Yusuke looked over at Kurama. " You know something, I'll never get tired of watching them."
" I must agree… they are a funny duo aren't they."
" Uh huh. Well we better get back… the show must have started…." Kurama nodded. By the time they got back everyone was gone. Yusuke looked around. " What the hell?"
Botan woke up. " Oh you guys are back."
" Botan? Where were you this whole time?"
" I was here…. At the studio…. Talking to the folks in charge…. I got you off the hook this time but I don't know how forgiving they will be next time you run off just before the show starts."
" I hate people in charge!"
" I know that Yusuke… but you gotta learn to deal with these things."
" Oh I'll deal…. And while I'm at it I'll shove my fucking foot up their asses!"
The camera guys looked at Yusuke. " Oh hello Mr. Yusuke Urameshi…. The show is already over…. He waited as much as we could, but then the system went crazy."
Yusuke looked like he was going to kill someone. " OH SHIT... We missed the whole show, you jerks are going to pay!"
Kuwabara cringed. " Oh boy…. This has just turned into war hasn't it."
Kurama nodded. " Sadly when it comes to Yusuke, everything turns out that way. We will never hear the end of it."
Kuwabara sighed. " I know what you mean. But oh well, at least we didn't have to perform today."
" But we will have to make up for it next time…."
" Well I don't mind…. Just as long as those two don't get all nuts I'm all good."
" All we can really do is pray." Kurama said.
Kuwabara nodded. " That's all we really can do."
To be continued.
Hello everyone. This was just a filler chapter. I don't think it was such a good chapter but oh well… I'll get back to the games next chapter. I hope you liked this little diversion. Lucky I didn't have school today, so I took the opportunity and I did this chapter. I hope you liked it. Please review. Till next time.
Trunks and goten
