Captain Toad farting was making a stink across Spiral Mountain, with a certain bear and bird watching in the distance for they couldn't believe how many stinky visitors they were getting recently.
"Gee; you think we wouldn't have to deal with this." Banjo questioned in surprise.
"Ugh; why can't they just leave us alone?" Kazooie squawked while flapping her wings in frustration. "It's like we're being tortured for this kind of-"
"Sheesh are you ever so loud!" Captain Toad suddenly exclaimed while fanning the rotten eggy air made by him for he was unleashing his mushroom methane maker. "But not even close to my farts!"
That was enough to make Kazooie mad so she went to attack the gassy shroom boy, with Banjo watching in disapproval for he went to grab some honeycombs to eat since this was going to take a while.