Whose line is it anyway, Yu yu style

Chapter seven: Mission Impossible

Yusuke walked over to the desk. He sat down. He yawned. " You know it feels so wonderful not to have any commercials! Well I don't think you want to hear me go on and on about that…." He cleared his throat. " Welcome to whose line is it anyway the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter… that's write that doesn't matter just as it doesn't matter who wins the world series 10 years in a row… doesn't matter…"

There was laugher from the guests and a few boos from the audience. Kuwabara laughed the most. " Well it seems that not only the demons hate you Urameshi!"

Yusuke looked at him. " Uh… Kuwabara… I hate to break it too you but some of the people in the audience are demons…."

" Oh… I knew that."

" No you didn't…" Hiei retorted.

Kuwabara growled as he got out of his chair. " You want some of this shrimp?"

" Want some of what? I don't see anything and you aren't anything either."

" O that does it! You've done it this time."

" Boys!" Botan shouted. " I think you need a time out!"

" You know Botan you are starting to sound like my sister." Kuwabara sunk back into his chair. " I don't know why you're picking on me…. Hiei started it."

Botan sighed. ' I don't know if that's an insult or a complement.'

Yusuke looked over at his friends. " Alright before another fight brakes out… lets get this party started…" He played with his cards for a moment then started to read. " Lets play a game called Mission Impossible! And this game is for Botan, Kurama and Hiei." The three of them walk down to the stage. Botan walks over to Yusuke's desk and takes a microphone. Kurama and Hiei walked up to the stage.

" This is one of my favorite games….. When ever your ready take it away."

Kurama walked over to Hiei pretending to take a sip of coffee. " Good afternoon Hiei."

" I don't know what's so good about it." Hiei retorted.

" What happen now?"

" Look what came in the mail…." Hiei was holding up a video.

Kurama sighed. " I thought we got out of this busniess when Yusuke died."

Yusuke frowned as he heard that. But he didn't say anything.

" Well lets get this over with… I don't want to here old toddlers mouth later….."

" Agreed."

Hiei slipped in the tape. They stood in front of the screen. There was no picture.
" You would think they would give us some stupid picture….. they did when they gave Yusuke the tape about my sister."

" I guess they have just gotten lazy."

" Good afternoon gentlemen." Botan's voice came over the t.v.

Hiei and Kurama's eyes widened. " What happened to the toddlers voice?" Hiei asked.

" The toddler as you called him is having a time out by his father." Botan explained.

" That would make some sense." Kurama said.

Botan cleared her throat. " So anyway, how have you boys been? Have a good vacation? I know I did…."

Kurama sighed as he fast forward the film. " Geez, you two are so rude, I just wanted a simple conversation but alright if you want to get to the boring impossible mission that's fine with he…."

" GET ON WITH IT!" Hiei shouted.

" Geez… give a girl a break…. Alright you're mission…. Clean the burnoose."

" What the hell!" Hiei said.

" It's this robe like thing for Arabs…. Now…"

" Wait a minute! Why the hell do we have to clean this burnoose thing!"

" Because that's the job!"

" Why can't he clean his own damn stuff!"

" Hiei… look… if you do it or not doesn't matter to me… Then Kurama will get the whole reward for it… now… that is your mission… please.. hurry… the Arab leader will be here soon to get it for the meeting with the Prime Minster. This tape will self destruct in 5…4…3…"

Kurama picked up the video and threw it out the window. " Well we have a mission Hiei… lets do it."

( the mission impossible music starts to play in the background)

They run out the door. Hiei looks up. " Alright so where is this damn burnoose?"

" Why are you asking me?"

" Because you were the one listening to the damn tape!"

" Guh… the day you listen the day I'll be drunk and at a strip club."

Yusuke starts laughing.

" Oh great…. You mean you don't know where it is?"

" It's two blocks away from here."

" Just what I need a workout… alright lets go."

" How the heck are we going to get there… the car is in the shop."

" Damn… and I hurt myself the last time we had a damn mission." Kurama looks over and goes into the imaginary garage. He takes out the imaginary lawn mower. Hiei looks at him in disbelief. " Kurama… have you lost all your marbles!"

" It's the only way we can get there."

" God…. One of these days…. Alright…. Lets go." Hiei jumps on the lawn mower. Kurama starts up the mower. Hiei screams and jumps five feet into the hair. " DAMN! You trying to burn me alive!"

" Hiei… you're a fire apparition… don't tell me your scared of heat."

" Why don't you try sitting on this thing!" Hiei shouted.

" I can't… it would ruin my wonderful plants… now stop wining and get on…"

Hiei huffs as he gets on. Kurama rushes Hiei and himself over. Hiei gets up from the mower and jumps into a pond. " That's the last time I'm doing that!"

Kurama shook his head as he saw Hiei come out. " Alright now… how are we going to get up there?" Hiei thought for a second. " Why don't you use one of your plants."

" None of them are in season…."

" GAH! Well what else can we do?"

" Well I got this thing from Go go gadget."

" Go go gadget!" Hiei shouted. " Gosh Kurama these humans have ruined you…"

Kurama goes into his pocket and pulls out a fake hat. " Alright Hiei, hold on."

Hiei did so. " That toddler is going to have to pay me for pain and suffering!"

Kurama sighed. " Go go gadget helicopter." With that they took off into the air. They got to the twentieth floor.

They break the window open. Hiei looks over and there was a tree near by. " Kurama we could have just used that tree…."

" How could I have missed that."

" How many years have you been a spy?"

" Um… 300 years…."

" Then you shouldn't have missed that!"

" We don't have time for that…. We have to get cleaning."

Kurama and Hiei walk in. They look around for the burnoose. " Geez… this place is a pig stye…"

" Like you're place Hiei."

" Oh come off it… it's not that bad."

" You have bodies laying around… don't tell me its not messy."

Hiei frowned as he started looking around for it. " I found it!"

Kurama looked at it. " This burnoose is in serious need of a cleaning…. There is seafood spaghetti sauce all over it!"

" Well lets bring this thing to the Laundromat!"

" They are closed today. Damn holidays…. Alright I guess we have no other choice but to do it here."

" But with that!" Hiei said.

Kurama turns on the tub water, puts the burnoose in and then gets some soap and shampoo and pours that all in. Hiei leans on Kurama. " You sure this is going to…… WORK." He shouted as he feel in with Kurama. The spies were completely wet.

Kurama frowned. " Geez Hiei… now I'm all wet!"

" Well excuse me!"

Kurama rubbed the stains out and held it up. " Now… lets dry it."

" We don't have any totels!"

" The house keeping people aren't doing their jobs." Kurama said. He hands it to Hiei… " Alright wave it up and down like a duck."

Hiei starts doing that. He frowns… " This isn't working… we have less then ten minutes before he arrives! Gah! What about the cat!"

Kurama frowns as he picks the cat up and starts rubbing it across the burnoose. The cat hissed and sratched Kurama. " OUCH!" Kurama blew on his hand. " Any more brilliant ideas Hiei!" He gave him a dirty glare.

" Well excuse me! Here hold this." Hiei gave Kurama the burnoose.

Kurama looked over at him. " What are you doing?"

" I'm going to use my energy…."

" Oh save me."

Hiei sent his energy at it but the burnoose caught a flame. Kurama dropped it into the tub again. " Oh great! Now we don't have one."

" Wrong." Hiei said.

" Huh?"

Hiei pulled out another. " I got one!"

buzz

All three of them walk back to their seats. Yusuke was laughing so hard he fell out of his seat. " That was so bloody brilliant! Awesome job…. Ten thousand points…"

Kuwabara pouted. " I can't believe you used a poor innocent cat as a drying towel."

Kurama sighed. " That was fun…."

" Indeed."

Suddenly a man came out. " Time for commerical break!"

Yusuke looked over at him. He towered over him. " What did you say?"

The man looked at Yusuke in fear. " Ah! COMMERICAL BREAK!" He shouted as he ran off.

Yusuke ran after him. " GET BACK HERE!"

Kurama and the others sighed. ' This isn't going to end peacefully…'

" Never going to happen with dimwit Urameshi." Kuwabara said.

Botan bravely got up. " We'll be back after the break."

To be continued…

Yusuke pops up again. " You'll never get away with this!

Man: Oh yes I will! And besides Botan already set the commercials.

Yusuke: GAH! I hate commercials!

Man: Now look who got the last laugh.

Yusuke: I'll get you next time.

Author: Well that was sure interesting.

Yusuke: Who asked you?

Author: Shut it! Or I'll make you do something nuts in the next chapter… like maybe were a dress.

Yusuke: shuts up I hate people in charge… they always think they can boss me around….

All: SHUT UP YUSUKE!

Author: Well anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. I know I enjoyed writing it. Please review. Till next time.

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