Whose Line is it anyway Yu Yu Style
Chapter eight: Limited Vocab
The commercial break was finally over by the time Yusuke came prancing back onto the stage. ' Gosh I hate those stupid commercial people.. They think they can run my show…' Yusuke sat back in his chair. He picked up his coffee taking a sip. He frowned when he notice that there was something wrong with it. He growled as he banged his coffee cup on the desk. " WHO PUT DECAF IN MY CUP!"
" You need to calm down…. So the producers told Liza to put some decaf in your cup." Botan explained.
Yusuke muttered cusses to himself. He took a deep breath. " No worries… nothing else can go terribly wrong…" Yusuke was looking around for his script. " Alright where is my script!"
A young girl came running out onto the stage. She had long brown hair and black eyes. She was holding a large envelope in her hand. " Here you go mister Urameshi! The producers had to do some work on it…"
Yusuke took it from her and sat back down. " Alright now to finally introduce the show. Welcome to Whose line is it anyway were everything is made up and the points don't matter… that right just like it doesn't matter how much butter you put into a meat loaf recipe. I just doesn't matter."
There was some laugher in the crowd. Lots of the noise was coming from the demons. Kurama frowned slightly. " I kinda does matter…" He said softly.
" Well I remember hearing one time that a person thought wad of butter was the whole thing… the whole meal was ruined." Kuwabara said.
" Not like it really matters… lots of human woman can't cook anyway." Hiei restarted.
Kuwabara stood up. " Is that a fact! Why don't you try some before you go insulting their food!"
" YEAH!" Came same female voices from the crowd.
Yusuke laughed. " Well I guess we better get this moving before we have a woman riot…" He cleared his throat. He played with his cards for a moment then started to read. " Lets play a game called Limited Vocabulary and this is for all of our players."
Botan, Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara got up from their stools. " Now in this game our players can only speak with limited words. Botan you can only use two words. Kuwabara you can only use three words. Hiei can only use four words. And Kurama can say as much as you want."
Kuwabara frowned. " That's just not fair."
" That's how the game is played… I have no control over that." Kurama said.
Kuwabara patted Kurama on the shoulder. " I'm not mad at you Kurama… no worries…"
" Lets just play the game."
Yusuke smiled. " Alright that's the way you want it that's the way you are going to get it." Yusuke cleared his throat. He laughed as he looked at the cards. " Alright the seen is… you are on a boat, on the way to hanging neck island when the boat starts to stink because of a collision with the sea floor. Botan you will be a married woman who is going away on vacation because she can't stand her husband. Hiei.. you will be a contestant in the tournament. Kuwabara you will be a crazy passenger who realizes he's on the wrong boat. Kurama you are the ship captain. When ever your ready begin."
Kurama was on a step looking down at the passengers. " Ladies and Gentlemen and everything in between… this ship is will be leaving the port in five minutes… Five minutes… so if you want off this is the time to do so."
Kuwabara came on the stage. Botan was already there looking at the audience. She noticed him. " Where too?"
" I'm on Vacation."
" Me too."
" Are you Married?"
" Sadly yes."
" Got a drunkard?"
" No jerk."
" That's to bad."
" You're right."
Kurama's voice came on the loud speaker again. " This ship will be departing for hanging Neck Island in two minutes."
Kuwabara's eyes bugged out. " The wrong boat!" He shouted.
" No go?"
" Not this one."
" Why not?"
" I don't fight."
Seconds later Hiei comes on. He sees Kuwabara. " Who are you human?"
" Kuwabara, I am."
" Get out weak one."
" Why you shrimp!" Kuwabara lunged for Hiei and the two of them started to fight.
Botan looked surprised at the boys as they fought. " Stop boys!" She shouted. But it was little use.
The boat was already at sea by the time they had tired themselves out.
" I will get you." Hiei said while being out of breath.
" I'll beat you."
" Don't make me laugh."
Kuwabara growled and got up from the floor. He held out his hand. " Take my hand."
" Stay away you germy."
Kurama came out of to the stage. " What is all this racket about! And who messed up my deck!"
" They did." Botan said.
Hiei and Kuwabara gave Botan and look. Botan laughed nervously and backed off slightly.
Then they felt a rocking motion. " What is that?" Kuwbara asked.
" He must have struck the sea bed."
" Let the baka die." Hiei said rudely.
" You die shrimp." Kuwabara shouted back. The two of them got at each other's throats.
Botan walked up to Kurama giving him a hug. " Love you."
Kurama bushed. " You can't mean that miss."
" I do."
" I want her" Kuwabara said proudly.
" You can have her…. She will be happier with you… besides I'm taken." Kurama said.
" You taken!" Botan exclaimed.
" I'm free darling." Kuwabara said.
" No thanks." Botan frowned and gave him a small slap.
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Yusuke laughed as he pressed the button to end the game. " That ladies and gentlemen is the days life for Kuwabara."
Kuwabara turned away. " You'll get yours too…"
" How does it feel to get slapped?"
" It hurts..." Kuwabara rubbed his wound. " Geez that hurts."
Yusuke laughed. " Five hundred points to Botan for slapping Kuwabara."
The commercial man appeared from back stage. " And cut! Commercial break."
Yusuke looked over at the guy. " You again! I thought I got rid of you last time!" Yusuke got up from his desk and started to chase him again.
The guy screamed as he ran. " I don't get paid enough for this!"
" Oh you'll pay alright… with your life… get your ass back here!"
Kurama shook his head and stood up. " That's it for today everyone… thanks for joining us…"
To be continued…
Hey everyone. How was that? Not too bad I hope. Anyway I went over the list of games that I still haven't done yet… and let me tell you… there are a lot of games left. smiles Well thanks again for reading this chapter.
Trunks and goten