Whose line is it anyway, Yu yu style

Chapter ten: Character slide show

The character slide show began to run. First up was Yusuke. The first thing you say was Yusuke beating up his father, and this is his human father. The comments went flying, " No wonder your father ran away, you beat the shit out of him with you were just in the crib."

Yusuke smiled. " A tough guy from the very beginning… that's me."

Little Yusuke had this cocky smile on his face. His mom came over with a beer bottle as usual. " That's my little Yusuke… You showed that mean old man whose boss."

Then after that, we see a picture of Yusuke when he was about five years old. His had a backpack on his shoulder and he was holding a lunch box. His mother was standing at the door. " Have a good time at school dear."

Yusuke said nothing as he began walking away. A young Kuwabara came into the frame and if you guess what happened next you win. Yusuke started to fight with Kuwabara. " We grew up fighting each other." Kuwabara commented.

" Yeah, I came out of my mom wanting to fight you." Yusuke joked.

Then they got to school. Yusuke of course had no interest in learning just as much as he doesn't like learning now. He went into his reclusive area as he normally would. A few moments laugher Yusuke was meet with Keiko.

Little Keiko was so cute. She walked up to Yusuke. " The teachers are looking for you."

" Who cares…. I'm taking a nap. So go back downstairs and learn like the girl you are."

Keiko narrowed her eyes. She slapped him. " You boy!" With that she huffed as she walked down the stairs back to her classroom.

Little Yusuke smiled as he placed his hand on his slap wound. One could only imagine what was going threw his mind. " That was the day I fell in love with Keiko." So Yusuke caught the love bug at a young age…

Lots of other pictures of Keiko and Yusuke having fun together passed by the screen. Some of them showed them playing with dolls and stuff…. Yusuke off course was being a jerk, tearing off their cloths and ripping off their heads. Keiko was flushing red every time he would do it. Then of course when she had enough she would slap him across the face.

Moving on with Kuwabara. Kuwabara is about 8 and he's holding a cat. His sister is in the back round with a smile. On the bottom of this shot the words, ' My first cat' appear there. Another picture shows Kuwabara running to his sister because he got scratched. Lets face it… the first time you have a cat you're going to want to play with its tail.

Yusuke laughed as he saw this picture. " And of course Kuwabara was born dumb."

Kuwabara growls as he starts tussling with Yusuke. " Take that back Urameshi!"

A more recent picture of Yusuke and Keiko pops on the screen. It shows Yusuke touching Keiko's breasts. A little caption on the bottom says,

" Hey Keiko… you mind if I have some breast milk."

Keiko turns mad and slaps Yusuke in the face again. A little caption says,

" You pervert Yusuke!"

Another picture shows Yusuke looking down Yusuke's skirt. The caption shows, " I wouldn't mind getting some of that action."

The next person that was shown was Kurama. The first picture you see is him at his 8th birthday party. There were lots of plants around. And as things go on, the plants start to get bigger and bigger. Soon everyone is covered in plants. The caption on the bottom says:

"What's going on Shuichi?"

Shuichi responses. " Uh… well I don't know…. It might be a freak alien incident."

" That's crazy…. It must be something else?"

Shuichi laughs nervously. " Maybe its because we give our plants lots of food… not to mention encourage them to grow…."

Moving on to Hiei… the first thing you see is him when he came to the living world and he transformed in his true form. In the caption below it says, ' Green goblin.'

Hiei frowns. " I resent that."

The next person shown is Koenma. He was still wearing his pacifier and was in his teen form. A small caption on the bottom says, " A grown boy and still wears a pacifier… guess his father wants him to shut up."

Following Koenma was Botan. She was on a boat with Keiko. Yusuke was in the background. Both girls were wearing the school uniform. The caption says, " Now we are wear we belong… on a boat on the sea."

Following the girls was George, the blue ogre. He was on the floor covered by many books. A small caption on the bottoms says, " I gotta get a better job."

Yukina showed up next. In this picture, Yukina was standing next to Yusuke and Kuwabara. Hiei was off in the distance. Yusuke had this sneaky smile on his face about something. He turned to Yukina saying, " Hey… Yukina look behind us… its your brother." Yukina perked up as she looked behind her and saw Hiei. Yusuke cracked up on the floor and said, "Made you look!"

A picture after that shows Hiei beating the crap out of Yusuke. " You idiot! I told you not to say that… I told you… I told you… I TOLD YOU!"

After that another clip came on. It showed Kuronue and Yomi comes into frame with something pink. Kurama is sleeping in his bed. The two come over and they tie this thing on his chest. When they move we see that it is a bra! Kurama gets up in the morning and sees it and screams like a girl.

" Hell no! I'm no girl… you perverts are going to get it!"

Another picture shows Kurama with his finger on his lips. A little caption shows, " I was a bad boy… I should learn to keep quite."

The next picture shows Hiei who is 'on fire.' A cute Hiei fan girl comes into frame and says. " You're smoking!"

Yusuke's mom comes in and looks around like a dog. " Where's the smoke? I gotta smoke… where is it!"

The next picture shows the gang in a crowded room. Kurama is in his Yoko form and his has his beautify wings out. Yusuke and the others are trying to push them out of the way. " Hey! Move the wings or lose em!"

Another picture shows Kurama, in a brown suit shirt, with a purple undershirt And Yusuke in his red jacket and blue plants holding Hiei with Kurama. Hiei seems to be made at someone. A small caption on the bottom says, " Let me go! Let me at em… I want some now… what's wrong with you people!"

Then all of a sudden the images stopped. Everyone who was lounging in the audience yawned as they placed their feet back on the ground. Yusuke came into view. " We will continue the show after a message from our sponsor…."

To be continued..

Hey everyone. What up? How was that? Pretty good. My friend Amy thought it was funny when I showed it to her. So I think you all will think so too. So let me know what you think. Please review. Till next time.

trunks and goten