A/N: Hello everyone. Long time no update. I had not had any insperation to write anything for this story for a while. I finally got some today when I was down in the music room after school with my friend and we were playing around with a piece of wood and started to make things out of it. So today I'm going to attempt Props! I hope you all like it. First lets start with the responses.
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Well I know people like this story… but not to many reviews… that makes me sad. Maybe with the next chapter. Well anyway without futher ado here it is.
Whose line is it anyway, Yu yu style
Chapter 11: Props
The theme music for whose line started to play as the camera started to focus on Yusuke. He was sitting at his desk, drinking coffee, and had this look like he was about to kill some people. The host looked up and started to speak.
" Welcome back to whose line is it anyway the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right they don't matter just like it doesn't matter how many times I ask for no commercials and every time I'm ignored."
There were some nods coming from the actors and some boos coming from the audience. " Oh shut up… stop acting like a big baby!" One demon shouted out.
Yusuke heard that and he started to turn red. Smoke started to come from his ears. Then Yusuke snapped like a mad volcano. He turned around and marched up the stairs to the demon who said it. Yusuke took him by the shirt. " You wanna make something out of it! Uh! Why don't you say it to my face you asshole!"
The demon started to sweat bullets. Yusuke had a triumphant smile on his face. " I didn't think so…." He stated as he threw the demon back in his seat. A bunch of demons started to stand up and look angry with the spirit detective. Yusuke smirked as he turned around shouting spirit guns at the crowd. Demons ducked for cover. The spirit detective laughed as he walked back down to the stage. " What a good workout."
Hiei looked a bit disappointed. " Great way to ruin someone's fun detective."
Yusuke smiled. " Well, you can have fun playing the game, Props!" Hiei grumbled to himself. He really hated playing this game. " This is for all four of you." In his hand Yusuke had an object that looked like a large boot that was made of wood. He handed that to Kurama and Kuwabara. Then he pulled out a three foot straw. Both teams looked at their props and kinda didn't know what to do with them. Yusuke laughed as he continued to explain the game to the audience. " These two teams are each given a prop and they have to make up as many funny ideas with them as possible… so take it away, Kurama and Kuwabara."
Kuwabara held the board facing down with the bulb part facing right. " That is a pretty big shoe… wonder who it belongs too." He said.
(buzz)
Hiei picked up the straw and started to pretend to breathe it in. Botan looked at him with shock. " That is a mighty big cigarette you got there."
(buzz)
Kurama held the prop with the bulb down ward. Kuwabara came around the front. He pretended to open a mail box. " I hope I got my pay check for the most embarressing moment on tape."
(buzz)
Botan took the straw and placed it on the ground. She started to breath in. Soon she looked up at Hiei. " I don't know if I'll be able to drink this whole ocean by myself…"
(buzz)
Kuwabara took the 'boot' from Kurama. He walked over to the steps and sat down. Then he placed it above his waist and rested his right arm on the bulge part. Kurama walked over and pretended to place a paper on the prop. " No cheating… keep your eyes on your own paper… good luck."
Kuwabara nodded. " Thank you…" He pretended to write on the paper.
(buzz)
Botan took the straw again from Hiei. She lifted it upward and made an elephant sound.
(buzz)
Kurama took the prop from Kuwabara and held it up in the direction of Michigan. He turned to Kuwabara. " What state is this?" There was no answer from Kuwabara for some time. Kurama frowned. " Come on… what is it… this isn't hard…"
Kuwabara looked at it for a while. " Um… lets see… Is it Michigan."
" Good!"
(buzz)
Hiei then took the prop again. He placed it near his butt. The fire apparition started walking around. He pointed at Botan. " Look out demon… I'm coming to get your treasure…"
Botan pretended to be shocked. " Oh no… Yoko… Kurama!"
(buzz)
Kurama put the 'boot' on the floor standing upward. Kuwabara pretended to place dirt in it. He then pretended to water it. He got on the ground and started to raise his head. " Who ever knew a boat was the best place to grow plants." Kurama stated.
(buzz)
Botan picked up the straw and placed her fingers on the top of it. " This is the largest interment known to man…."
(buzz)
Kurama picked up the prop again and placed it on the floor. Kuwabara and Kurama looked at the prop. " This is a really big puzzle piece."
Kuwabara cringed. " I would hate to see the rest of it."
(buzz)
Hiei took the straw again and placed it under his nose. Botan laughed. " That is the biggest mustache I have ever seen."
(buzz)
Kuwabara picked up the prop again and prepared to swing it. " FORE!"
(buzz)
Botan picked up the prop again and moved it toward her ear and started to moving it back and forth. " This is the worlds longest clean tip…."
(buzz, buzz, buzz)
Kuwabara and Botan placed the props by the side of Yusuke's desk and walked back to the stage. Yusuke smiled. " That was great… a thousand points to all of you."
There were some claps among the audience. Yusuke sighed. " Now its time for the most hated part of this show… the commercials… don't go you dare change the channel… Whose line is it anyway will be back right after this…"
To be continued
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Trunks and goten