Author's Notes: Just a lil poem that popped into my head one day while playing one of my all time favorite video game series. It's just for fun and I wrote it as it came to me very quickly so it's I suppose rough but here it is.
Disclaimer: Ratchet and Clank belong to Insomniac Games, not me, and I claim no ownership to them, only to this poem itself.
Rippin' Ya A New One
One looks like a backpack, one like half cat
But all looks aside, they're set to kick some ass
Tearin' through the galaxy, from Veldin to Aridia
Get in their way, it's a new one they'll be rippin' ya
From robots to Nefarious, no one makes them tremble
They're loaded to the max with the best you could assemble
Ready to do battle, with Megacorp on call
And a Helipak too, in case they take a fall
With arsenal of power and a matching attitude
Yes, only a fool need dare challenge these two
They're Ratchet and Clank, kickin' ass one planet at a time
As they cruise and save the galaxy from all Tyhrranoid slime.