Author's Note
In all seriousness I don't own Sailor Moon or Fullmetal Alchemist, yet the concept is mine. Please don't take it without my consent… PLEASE…
Sailor Moon and the Philosopher's Stone
Chapter 2: Envy
Raye was the first to recover from shock.
"They brought someone else with them?" she asked, as a person, with ridiculously long hair and black, tight clothes, jumped at Serena and Winry. The two screamed.
"Serena!" the girls cried.
"Envy," the boy in red, Ed, replied. He clapped his hands, as a rose struck the person, and they fell to the ground. Ed's hands struck the ground, and a cage came around the person with long hair.
"Tuxedo Mask?" Serena asked, looking for the owner of the rose.
"A homunculus?" Winry whispered.
"Envy must have followed us, Brother!" the armor, Al, said, pointing.
"Is this who you meant?" Ed asked Trista, who nodded.
"A real homunculus is here?" the man in blue, Roy, said with curiosity.
"You think this will hold me?" the person, Envy, laughed. "Don't joke Fullmetal."
"What did you do?" Ed accused.
"Just got you out of our hair. Have fun!" Envy laughed, as he jumped into thin air, and vanished.
"The barrier is sealed," Trista said. "I guess this means the Scout of Time will have to open a new one."
"What?" Ed demanded. "Who are you people?"
"They must want these people out of the picture somehow," Michelle noted.
"So there must be trouble brewing in another dimension then?" Raye asked.
"But this has no bearing over us, however," Trista said. "Other than they've left us with these people."
"What are you all talking about?" Ed asked. "What do you mean it has nothing to do with you?"
Tuxedo Mask had crept away at first chance, as Winry and Serena looked at where the cage was, and walked over.
"Look at this Serena," Winry said, looking at the cage. "The bars are all sand now."
"This is totally awesome!" Serena exclaimed. "How did he do this?"
"This is a result of alchemy. You can change whatever you want into something else," Winry explained. But suddenly, the cage fell to the ground. They looked back to Ed, who looked a little surprised.
"What just happened?" Ed asked.
"I'm getting a bad vibe," Raye announced, as a breeze blew through, and Amara was on edge.
The group looked around, paying full attention, as Serena and Winry backed away from the cage. They heard the pounding footsteps of something in the forest, as they looked out, scared.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
"It's coming," Lita muttered, clenching her fists. "We need them out, now!"
"Come on Winry, this isn't safe," Serena said, pulling her back quickly. The group looked into the wood, as a rabbit hopped out. They crashed.
"A RABBIT!" Ed screamed, his back to the forest and shouting to Serena. "That's what scared you?"
Serena and Winrey pointed, shaking.
"He looks mad," they whispered.
"Yes I am mad! You got me worked up over a RABBIT!"
"Look out Fullmetal!" Roy exclaimed.
"Behind you!" Al shouted. Ed turned, and saw a demon that was like a seven-foot blob with a face and weird feet shaped like a bird's.
"You're kidding me," Ed said. "What is that? A chimera?"
"Demon be gone!" Raye shouted, throwing a charm at it. The paper was absorbed into the flesh of the blob. "Run into the temple everyone! Go!"
Without another command the group was gone into the building, as Roy, Ed, and Al ran into a room and shut the door to a crack, so they could keep an eye on the being in question. Winry ran around the corner with Serena, where the other girls had gathered…
"MARS FLAME SNIPER!"
"Oh my God," Roy whispered. They watched through the crack in the following order, from bottom to top: Ed, Roy, and then Al.
"She materialized flames without a circle," Ed whispered.
"She gave that transmutation a name like some common ordeal."
"She's one hot alchemist," Roy said, as the other two looked at him. "She should join our ranks."
"Colonel!" Ed whispered. "Now is not the time for that."
Roy hit him upside the head.
There is always time for that Ed. One day you'll understand," Roy said sharply.
"Did you think a little fire would hurt me Sailor Trash?" they heard the gruff voice say. It came from the blob.
"I was sure hoping it would," they heard her mutter. She smiled, laughing some. "My friends are going to come soon, and when they do, you shall perish demon!"
"Perish?" the three guys exclaimed.
"It seems we have an audience," the blob laughed.
"That doesn't sound good," Ed whispered, as the three closed the door, and moved away from it. Muck flew from the doorway. Suddenly, and old man with a guy with ragged hair erupted from behind them.
"Be gone spirit of evil!" the old man proclaimed. "Leave our temple in peace!"
"Get away from there old man!" Ed shouted, as he pulled the two away from being pulled into the mess that reminded Ed of sewage. It seemed to be seeping into the room. "What do you think you're doing? You're going to get killed."
"I can't let that thing hurt my temple!" the old man replied.
"Is there another way out?" Roy asked. The other man with ragged hair nodded.
"Through that door there," he replied. Roy and Ed both started to run out the door.
"Al! You keep an eye on them!" Ed shouted.
"Right!" Al replied, but suddenly realized that the two men were staring strangely at him. Without warning he picked the two up and ran into another room, dodging the muck that was out to get them…
Sailor Mars prayed her friends would show up. She needed help. Her sniper hardly phased the thing, and it was yawning at her attempt even.
"Hold it right there!" she heard. Looking for Sailor Moon, all she found was Ed, the boy in red alongside Roy—who looked incredibly cute in the blue uniform he wore. She crashed.
"Well, the spectators wish to become the spectacle. They wish to die with you Sailor Mars, isn't it quaint?" the demon asked her, as she scowled.
"Well, she never did get the chance to introduce us," Ed said. "Do you mind?"
"What do you fools think you are doing, getting involved with this fight?" Sailor Mars fumed. "It takes Sailor Power to stop these demons."
"Miss, if he's giving you trouble, I am obligated to assist," Roy replied, bowing some.
"Who are you two?" Sailor Mars demanded now, exasperated.
"I am Colonel Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist," Roy said simply, snapping as flames flew from his hands to the blob, which merely brushed them.
"And I am Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist!" Ed added, as his hand became a blade!
"Oh my God!" Sailor Moon exclaimed from behind her.
"When did you get here?" Sailor Mars demanded, aggravated.
"Two seconds ago," Sailor Mercury said.
"We didn't get the chance to announce ourselves is all," Sailor Venus said, as Sailor Jupiter sighed.
"The others said they'll keep an eye on the girl while we fight," she added.
"Look what the cat dragged in—literally!" the blob laughed.
"You shut your trap!" Ed shouted, as he dove at the demon blob, his blade arm getting trapped in the muck. "Let me go!"
"Hang on!" Sailor Moon exclaimed. "Sailor Mercury?"
"All over it," she replied, closing the visor as she prepared.
"Uh-oh," the blob muttered.
"Will you let me go already?" Ed shouted again. The demon's crow feet shifted, as it took flight as best it could, seeing as it was a giant blob. "HEY! PUT ME DOWN BEFORE YOU RUN AWAY!"
"MERCURY AQUA RHAPSODY!"
The attack flew in at an intense rate, and the blob put Ed right in the crossfire.
"WHAT DO YOU—AAHH! LET ME GO!"
"He's got a voice when he needs one," Sailor Mars grumbled. Sailor Jupiter hightailed it after the poor alchemist, but was too slow. "I got it."
"MARS CELESTIAL FIRE SURROUND!"
The attacks cancelled out, as Sailor Jupiter tried to pull Ed out of the muck.
"How much do you weigh?" she exclaimed, pulling with all her might.
"Isn't that a little bit of a personal question?" Ed asked, glaring.
"Mars! I need a hand!"
"On it!" Sailor Mars replied. Sailor Jupiter placed her heel as far into the ground as she could, and tried to pull back as the blob was trying to get away. Roy, however, was two steps ahead and came to the other side of Sailor Jupiter, pulling at Ed's right arm. The two pulled Ed out as the blob made as fast a getaway as it could.
"We can't let it escape!" Sailor Venus proclaimed.
"I'll get that monster myself," Ed muttered, clapping his hands and hitting the ground, as rocks smashed the creature into oblivion. "That'll teach him."
"If you don't mind me asking, where did the new outfits come from—Serena, was it?" Roy asked, as the Sailor Scouts gasped.
"How did you know?" Sailor Moon asked, as she became Serena again. The other girls followed suit.
"Duh, a costume change doesn't mean you're disguised you know—wait, how did you do that?"
"Change back? My brooch of course," Serena replied, as the girls sweatdropped and sighed.
"Is that what I think it is?" Ed said, eyeing the crystal.
"It's the Silver Imperium Crystal," Serena replied simply.
"It's a Philosopher's Stone!" Ed proclaimed…
Author's Note
So all that trouble and Ed thinks he's found the Philosopher's Stone. You know that can't be good for anybody, especially Serena.