Episode 1: Angry German Kid and the Prank Calls

The Angry German Kid, Leopold Slikk entered his bedroom and ran up to his desk. "Time for games! Computer, start up the game! Right now!" Leopold said as he sat down in his chair and shoved a bunch of junk off his desk.

"Come on, you son of a bitch! I want to play Unreal Tournament!" Leopold told the computer. "Now! Start the damn game!" He added before slamming his hand down on the keyboard. "Come on, my 98 year old great grandmother can run a marathon faster than you can load the game!" He shouted as he pounded his fists on the keyboard and breathed heavily.

"I'm not gonna say it again. Load." Leopold said before he shoved some more junk off his desk. "Off my desk!" He shouted before he fidgeted around with his computer setup. He then began patting his desk.

"What the fuck is this?! Oh my God, this computer is slow! I want to play the damn game!" Leopold shouted before letting out a scream. "Ha, it's loaded! It begins! It begins! It begins! It begins! It begins!" He then began singing and dancing. "Play the game! Son of a bitch! Play it! Play Unreal Tournament!" Leopold then shouted at his computer.

"It's loading...It's loading...I don't want it to load! 'Cause when it loads, you have to wait so long! I DON'T WANT TO WAIT, I WANT TO PLAY THE DAMN GAME!" Leopold then shouted at his computer before heavily breathing once more.

"Positive thinking. I must think positive. It will load soon." Leopold told himself. Soon after, the game had loaded. "It loaded!" Leopold said before laughing crazily. "And the match has started!" He added before laughing more crazily. "Alright! I'm gonna get the highest amount of kills! Alright, I got my first kill down! Time to kill even more noobs!" Leopold said before his phone began to ring.

"Argh! Who the fuck is calling me?!" Leopold shouted as he began to smash his keyboard. "In the middle of a game?!" He shouted and smashed his keyboard more before picking up his phone and answering it.

"Hello?" Leopold asked the caller.

"Hey, I'm coming to your house in one hour to kill you. Prepare for your death." The caller replied, causing Leopold to scream in horror before hanging up the phone as he laid his face down on his keyboard and began crying.

One hour later...

Leopold was still crying on his keyboard before realizing something. "Wait a minute. An hour has passed, and there isn't anyone here to kill me. If I find out who did that prank call, I will bassline his ass with my keyboard!" Leopold angrily shouted before calming down again.

"Alright, now let's go watch some YouTube videos." Leopold told himself before he went to do so.

Later on, Leopold was watching Angry Video Game Nerd videos. He was currently watching AVGN's Action 52 video, and as the Nerd began ranting, Leopold laughed like crazy. "I love this guy, he gets angrier than my dad!" Leopold laughed before he got another call on his phone.

"Damn it! Who could be calling now?!" Leopold wondered out loud before he picked up his phone again.

"Hello?" Leopold asked the caller.

"Leopold, this is your doctor. I have some bad news." The caller replied.

"Give it to me straight, doctor." Leopold told him.

"You have herpes." Leopold's doctor replied, causing Leopold to once again scream in horror and cry. "Ha ha ha ha ha, you got fooled, bitch!" He then told Leopold, turning out to be another prank caller.

"DON'T EVER CALL ME AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!" Leopold angrily shouted at the prank caller before realizing the prank caller hung up. "He hung up...He hung up...Maybe I can finally do stuff in peace now." He said.

Later on, Leopold was playing Sonic Adventure 2, playing through the City Escape level as Sonic was being chased by the G.U.N. Truck. Leopold was laughing like crazy again. "This game is so much fun! This G.U.N. Truck is no match for Leopold the Great!" Leopold happily shouted as he arrived at the Goal Ring and completed the level.

"Yeah! Woohoo! I beat the stage, yeah! And I got an A-Rank!" Leopold happily exclaimed as he went crazy. "On to the next stage now!" He added before getting another call on his phone.

"This better not be another fucking prank caller!" Leopold shouted before picking up the phone again.

"Hello?!" Leopold angrily asked the caller before Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley began playing on the other side of the line and Leopold went crazy before he smashed his phone in anger.

"What the fuck? Leopold, what's going on up there?" Leopold's father, Harold Slikk asked.

"Nothing, dad!" Leopold replied.

"Did you get prank called again?" Harold asked his son.

"No!" Leopold replied.

"Don't lie to me! You had the same kind of freakout last week when you became the victim of prank calls!" Harold told Leopold before noticing the broken phone and screaming in shock. "Did you just smash your phone?! The one I spent 500 euro's on after you broke your old phone last week?!" He angrily asked Leopold.

"Crap, I don't have any excuses, so yes, I smashed my phone again. I'm very sorry." Leopold replied.

"I'm gonna beat your ass for this, Leopold!" Harold replied before he began beating Leopold up as Leopold cried in pain.