Episode 3: Angry German Kid Makes A New YouTube Account
Leopold was crying at his desk, still upset over his YouTube account getting terminated over the stupid videos he made in the previous episode. Leopold then began to grow angry, and began building up power for his Super Charged Temper Tantrum Attack. He then unleashed said attack, and began wrecking his keyboard like a madman, punching and stabbing his stuffed animals and just being overall pissed off.
"What the fuck? Leopold, what's going on up there?" Leopold's father, Harold Slikk asked.
"Nothing, dad!" Leopold replied.
"Did your YouTube account get terminated?" Harold asked Leopold again.
"No!" Leopld replied again.
"Don't lie to me! You threw the same kind of temper tantrum as when you got your GTA Online account banned forever!" Harold shouted.
"Oh, come on, dad! That was two years ago!" Leopold said defensively.
"That was two days ago! Now grow up and make another account! I have to go back to my show!" Harold replied back.
"Let me guess: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?" Leopold asked before laughing. "Come on, dad. That show is for little girls, and yet here I am in the presence of a middle aged man who likes to watch that shit." He added.
"You dare talk shit about my show?!" Harold asked menacingly.
"No, dad!" Leopold said in a frightened tone.
"That's what I thought." Harold said before heading downstairs to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. "Ah, this show rocks! This show rocks! This show rocks! This show rocks! The ponies are so awesome! I'd like to have one!" He began to sing and dance.
"Dad's right, I should make a new YouTube account, and I can reupload the videos I made to there." Leopold said before he got to work on making a new YouTube account. About 5 minutes later, he had managed to make a new account.
"My new account is ready." Leopold said before he began to laugh like a maniac. "It's finished!" Leopold began laughing even more maniacally. "Alright, now I just gotta reupload the videos I made to this account, and I should be able to get more subscribers than PewDiePie!" Leopold then managed to reupload the videos to his new account.
"Alright, the videos have been reuploaded. I suppose I'll go sleep now." Leopold said before going to sleep.
The next morning, Leopold woke up to the sound of his computer receiving a message. "What's going on?" He asked.
"You got mail!" The computer replied.
"Show it to me!" Leopold said as he found that his reuploaded video had received a lot of hate...again. The screen read: "0 Likes, 500K+ Dislikes" As for the comments...
Alexneushoorn: Back again with your stupid videos? You must have no life.
NintendoCapriSun: Your videos make me wanna puke.
EpicLLOYD: If someone asked me to write a Dis Raps For Hire episode about you, I'd definitely say yes.
Nice Peter: If my eyes could puke, they would.
Bart Baker: Your career should have been ruined by YouTube's algorithm instead of mine.
Channel Awesome: I'd rather watch Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor movie over this shit.
WATSKY!: Words cannot describe how much I hate this video, and I'm one of the greatest wordsmiths on YouTube.
MrBossFTW: I can't believe I'm admitting this, but you're making me look like the most honest YouTuber to have ever lived. That's how bad you are.
Leopold screamed in shock at the dislikes and hate comments he had received. "What the fuck is this?! Oh my God, look at all of these hate comments! These trolls are just jealous!" He said in disbelief.
Leopold then received another e-mail, which read: "Your YouTube account has been terminated again because you STILL SUCK AT MAKING VIDEOS! – YouTube"
"Aaaargh, my YouTube account got terminated again! Raaaargh! Fucking douchebags!" Leopold shouted as he smashed his keyboard. "I gotta make another account! I gotta! I must! I must reupload my videos!" Leopold said before crying as he looked for the Escape button on his keyboard. "Alright, I found the Escape button." He said before inserting it back into his keyboard.
"Alright, time to make another account. And reupload my videos. I'm sure that eventually people will like them." Leopold laughed creepily before making another new YouTube account. "Alright, my new account has been made. Now I just gotta reupload the videos, and I should be good to go."
3 hours later, Leopold entered his room and sat back down at his desk. "Alright, time to see how my videos are doing right now!" He said before shoving his stuff off his desk. "Come on, computer! I wanna see how my YouTube videos are doing! Now! Load so I can see the ratings on my videos!"
The screen read: "0 Likes, 750K+ Dislikes" While the comments went something like this:
Alexneushoorn: You just won't give up, won't you? You've already made me lose so much brain cells.
Mike Matei: Your videos are so fucking bad, kid! Get off this site!
Pat the NES Punk: Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? It'd explain why your videos suck so hard.
Ownage Pranks: Oh my God, these videos are SO BAD! Why did you think it was a good idea to make them?
Roman Atwood: These videos are just terrible. I wouldn't want to let my kids see them.
Smosh: We'd rather watch 2 Girls 1 Cup than this shit!
Good Mythical Morning: Pardon our language, but...What the fuck were you thinking when you made these videos?!
Sheet Music Boss: Your videos have inspired me to make a piano tutorial to describe how shitty your videos are.
Leopold slammed his hand down on his keyboard. "Stop...leaving...HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEOS, YOU FUCKING TROLLS!" He shouted before repeatedly banging his hands on his keyboard and hyperventilating.
Leopold received yet another e-mail from YouTube saying: "Your account has been terminated AGAIN because your videos STILL SUCK! – YouTube"
"Aaaaah! MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN TERMINATED AGAIN! FUCK! FUCK! THEY! ARE! ALL! JUST! JEALOUS! OF! MY! VIDEOS! ASSHOLES!" Leopold shouted as he smashed his keyboard once more. "I must make a new account. I must make a new account." Leopold then huffed. "I don't know why I keep getting so much hate on my videos! They are the best videos ever created!" He whined before he got to work on making a new account.
After making his new account, Leopold decided to steal a video from another YouTuber again in the hopes that it would get better ratings. "Alright, I just used another YouTuber's video and disguised it as my own. That should get me better ratings than my previous videos. Now let's watch the video before uploading it." Leopold told himself before he began to watch the video. The video happened to be Bart Baker's Blurred Lines Parody, with Leopold's head being pasted onto Bart Baker's body.
"Alright, now let's upload the video." Leopold said before uploading the video to YouTube. "It's been uploaded!" He said before getting up from his desk and heading out to Burger King. "Now I'm gonna head down to Burger King, since I'm hungry." Leopold said.
About half an hour later, Leopold returned home and went up to his room and sitting down at his desk again. "Man, that was the best Whopper I've ever had. Now let's see how my newest video is doing." Leopold told himself before going to check his newest video.
The screen read: "0 Likes, 1M+ Dislikes" And the comments went just about how you'd expect them to go...
Alexneushoorn: You stole this from Bart Baker.
Bart Baker: Hey, give back that video you stole from me, you asshole!
Lucahjin: You stole a video from another YouTuber again?! What is wrong with you?!
ProtonJon: I can't believe you had the balls to steal another YouTuber's video and try to disguise it as your own. You're nothing short of a disgrace to this site.
Shane Dawson: Stealing another YouTuber's video? You've got some fucking nerve, you douchebag.
Daneboe: What the heck is wrong with you, stealing another YouTuber's video?
PewDiePie: You stole a YouTuber's video not once, but TWICE! I hope your account gets terminated ASAP!
Timothy DeLaGhetto: Bitch, I hope you get locked out of YouTube forever for stealing videos from YouTubers!
Leopold started shaking angrily before letting out a bloodcurling scream. "STOP FUCKING HATING ON MY FUCKING VIDEOS! I WORK VERY HARD TO MAKE THEM!" He shouted as hard as he could.
Leopold then received yet another e-mail from YouTube. "Your YouTube account has been terminated once again because you just can't seem to make a proper video. Just give up and stop making new accounts on this site, you'll never get ahead on this site. – YouTube"
"NOOOO! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY TERMINATED MY ACCOUNT ONCE AGAIN!" Leopold screamed as he smashed his keyboard. "FUCK YOU...YOUTUBE! I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE MY VIDEOS!" Leopold then laid his head down on his desk before he began crying. Leopold would soon hear police sirens as the police pulled up to his house and came into his room.
"What the fuck is this?! Oh my God, why are the cops at my house?! I didn't do anything wrong!" Leopold said in disbelief.
"Leopold Slikk, please put your hands where I can see them. You're under arrest for BEING STUPID!" A police officer told Leopold.
"Are you shitting me...? Are you shitting me...? NOOOO! I HAD TO JINX IT, BUT NOW I'M UNDER ARREST FOR BEING STUPID! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO JAIL!" Leopold begged as the police took him away.
"LEOPOLD! WILL YOU FREAKING PIPE DOWN?! I'M TRYING TO WATCH AN EPISODE I DIDN'T SEE BEFORE!" Harold shouted at Leopold before the tv proceeded to break down in the middle of his My Little Pony time. Harold screamed in shock.
"What the fuck is this?! Oh my God, the tv broke down in the middle of my My Little Pony time!" Harold shouted before he proceeded to bang on the tv to try get it to work again, but instead, the tv caught fire and exploded.
"Holy fucking shit, I caused the tv to explode. I better do something about it, before my wife comes in and sees this mess." Harold said before his wife, Mary Slikk proceeded to enter the living room and saw the mess Harold had made.
"Oh my God! Harold, the tv exploded into a million pieces!" Mary exclaimed in shock.
"It's not my fault, it's that troublemaking Leopold's fault!" Harold lied to his wife.
"Harold, I told you 9000 times not to watch that pony show. Now get off your lazy ass and head to the electronics store to buy us a new tv." Mary told her husband, banning him from watching My Little Pony.
"NOOOO!" Harold shouted in dismay.