Episode 4: Angry German Kid Goes To Jail
A news station jingle was blaring as Chet Ubetcha from Fairly Odd Parents was about to bring people the latest news. "Hello, I'm Chet Ubetcha, and welcome to GNN, the German News Network. Today's top story tonight: Leopold Slikk, aka the Angry German Kid has been arrested due to his stupid video destroying the brains of thousands of people who watched it worldwide, and ended up killing. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What a noob. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. He's worse than Justin Bieber. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. He can't even make a proper video. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Was he dropped on his head when he was a baby? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Coming up: The Retarded Ampharos robs a gas station, and Link was caught cheating with numerous girls. But who gives a shit about those shits? Instead, who wants to hear the sound of my Roflcopter?" Chet Ubetcha asked the viewers after having brought them the latest news. He then took off from the news studio in his Roflcopter, crashing through the roof as he flew away.
Meanwhile, Leopold was being taken to jail in a police car, and as the police car arrived at jail, Leopold, along with two Pianta policemen from Super Mario Sunshine got out of the car as the Pianta policemen took Leopold inside, with Leopold kicking, screaming and protesting. Two mugshots of Leopold were taken, and he was then locked up in a jail cell along with the Angry Video Game Nerd, his sidekick the Autistic Video Game Lad, Morshu from Link: The Faces of Evil, Aran Ryan from the Wii version of Punch-Out, Stephen Quire the Freakout Kid, the Tourettes Guy, the Retarded Ampharos and Luigi from the Super Mario franchise.
Leopold cried from being in his current predicament. "Fuck you, kid. You're a dick." The Tourettes Guy told Leopold.
"I'M NOT THE DICK, YOU'RE THE DICK, YOU DICK!" Leopold angrily shouted at the Tourettes Guy.
"Hey, you lad!" Aran Ryan told Leopold.
"What?" Leopold asked Aran Ryan, turning to him.
"Take off your shirt so I can tickle ya with this feather." Aran Ryan told Leopold as he held up a feather with a sadistic grin.
"Why the hell would I do that? I'm not gonna take off my shirt just so you can act out your sick fetishes on me." Leopold replied to Aran Ryan.
"Lad, take off your shirt, or I'm gonna beat your arse." Aran Ryan warned with a scowl.
"No! Stop trying to get me into more trouble, you stupid Irishman!" Leopold replied.
"I warned ya, lad. Now prepare to get your arse beaten in." Aran Ryan told Leopold as he threw his feather away and approached Leopold.
"Get away from me, you crazy Irishman. You're starting to scare me." Leopold told Aran Ryan in a frightened tone. The scene then cut to the outside of the prison. "HELP! THIS CRAZY IRISHMAN IS BEATING ME UP! STOP! STOP! YOUR BEATINGS ARE WORSE THAN THAT OF MY DAD'S!" Leopold cried in pain as Aran Ryan beat him up and the scene cut back to the prison cell.
"Man, I never felt so great before in me life. We should do this again sometime, lad." Aran Ryan told Leopold with a satisfied grin.
"I can't believe nobody actually helped me." Leopold cried in disbelief that none of the other prisoners in the cell with him saved him from the beating Aran Ryan gave him.
"James Rolfe, aka the Angry Video Game Nerd. It's time for your execution." A prison staff member told the Angry Video Game Nerd.
"FUCK!" The Nerd shouted.
"NO!" The Autistic Video Game Lad cried.
Later, Leopold found a flip cam in his pocket. He decided to use it to talk about his experience in jail, just to make him feel better. "This is the worst day of my life...I can't believe I was put in prison, all because of a video I made...I was molested and beaten by a crazy Irishman who happens to be a boxer in the WVBA...I'm so sick and tired of this place, so I'm gonna come up with a plan to escape this hell hole...Ha, ha...This place really sucks...The food even tastes like shit..." Leopold told the camera.
"Hey! That kid's got a video camera!" A Pianta policeman exclaimed.
"FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FATTY! STAY OUT OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS!" Leopold angrily shouted at the policeman.
"Hey, kid. You know you're not supposed to have any kind of fun when you're locked up in this prison. Guards, confiscate this kid's video camera, and then beat him as punishment." The policeman said before Bald Bull and Mr. Sandman, two other Punch-Out boxers showed up.
"Sounds like you want to get beaten again." Mr. Sandman sadistically laughed as Leopold exclaimed in horror.
"NO! I'M ABOUT TO GET BEATEN BY NOT ONE, BUT TWO WVBA BOXERS! OW! OW! OW! THIS PRISON IS SO WRONG! PLEASE, I'LL PAY YOU $9000 IF YOU STOP THIS MADNESS!" Leopold cried in pain as he was being beaten before waking up several prisoners from their sleep.
After waking up several prisoners from their sleep, and causing Stephen Quire to go on a rampage (All because he was woken up from his best dream ever), the police had no choice but to lock up Leopold Slikk in solitary confinement. The scene then cut to Leopold being locked up in a solitary confinement cell that was made of several Spongebob Squarepants faces. Leopold cried once more.
"That's it. That's it. I just can't take it anymore. I'm sick and tired of being beaten, and I'm sick and tired of everything in this prison. I MUST GET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!" Leopold angrily shouted before calming down again.
"Positive thinking. I must think positive. There must be a way out of this place." Leopold told himself before getting an idea. "I got it." He said before laughing maniacally. "It's perfect!" He added before laughing more maniacally. "This room is in the basement, so I can dig myself out! I might not have any digging equipment with me, but I can always use my bare hands. It should take me the whole night to escape." Leopold concluded.
So Leopold immediately started digging himself out of jail using only his bare hands. It took him the whole night just to escape. The next morning, Dr. Eggman was being chased by Sonic the Hedgehog, since Dr. Eggman had stolen a Chaos Emerald, and Sonic wanted it back. Chet Ubetcha also flew past in his Roflcopter. Leopold then finally managed to break out of jail after having dug the whole night.
"Woohoo! I finally escaped that hell hole! Now to make my quick getaway!" Leopold declared before the prison sirens began howling and Leopold screamed in shock. "SHIIIIT! THEY FOUND OUT I ESCAPED! I MUST FIND A FASTER WAY OUT OF HERE!" Leopold said in a panicked voice before noticing a car behind him. "What's that?!" He said before getting an idea. "I'LL JUST STEAL A CAR! YEAAAAH! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! THE OWNER LEFT THEIR KEYS IN THE CAR! YEAH! NOW I CAN FINALLY MAKE MY QUICK ESCAPE!" Leopold happily shouted before taking off in the car, after which the Chief of Police and two other policemen ran over.
"Hey! That kid stole my car!" The Chief of Police shouted.
"Great! Somebody stole the Chief of Police's car!" One of the guards exclaimed.
"What do we do now, Chief?" The other guard asked the Chief.
"What do you think, you stupid noobs?! Go get my car back from that escaped prisoner, now! I want him dead or alive! He must be executed at once, and yes, I'll be joining you guys as well! Now let's go!" The Chief replied before him and the guards made a move towards their vehicles.
So Leopold took off with the Chief of Police's car, only to end up in a high speed police chase. Let's see how he's doing...
"Fuck! Those police cars are catching up to me fast! But my car is faster than them! I should be able to escape them in no time! Yeah! If only I had some Golden Mushrooms to make this car go even faster!" Leopold declared as he was on the run in the Chief of Police's car, with the police hot in pursuit. "Those sirens are getting annoying." Leopold remarked, annoyed by the sirens of the police cars.
Leopold soon found a truck driver in his way. "MOVE! Fuck this, I'm passing this truck." Leopold said as he tried to pass the truck from the left side, only for the police to catch up to him. "Get away from me, Officer Fuckface." Leopold said before his car was rammed by a police car, causing him to spin around. "Was that the best you could do?!" Leopold asked the police.
Leopold soon screamed in shock as he realized that the police had caught up to him and was promptly rammed and spun around once more. "OH NO! THE COPS CAUGHT UP TO ME! SHIIIIT! WHY DID THAT TRUCK HAVE TO BE IN MY WAY?!" Leopold asked no one in particular before he was rammed into a guard rail by the police.
"This ain't over yet." Leopold said before the police proceeded to give him a boost, causing Leopold to laugh maniacally. "Woo! You'll never take me alive, coppers!" Leopold taunted before his car was rammed and the chase came to an end. "NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE MOTHERFUCKING COPS ACTUALLY GOT ME! NO! NO! I'M SO GONNA BE PUT IN THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THIS!" Leopold shouted before crying.
"We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up!" The Chief of Police shouted through a megaphone as Leopold cried more.
"I'm screwed. Wait, I'm not just screwed. I'm fucking fucked to death! OH GOD, I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THIS CAR THAT COULD GET ME OUT OF THIS SITUATION!" Leopold shouted as he looked around the car for something that could help him before his eyes fell on something. "What's that?!" Leopold asked, as the object he saw turned out to be an Ocarina from the Legend of Zelda franchise.
"What the hell?! There was an Ocarina in here the whole time?! And I didn't even notice that?!" Leopold asked in disbelief before grabbing the Ocarina. "Ah, let's see if this works." He said before he proceeded to play the Song of Time, after which he went back in time to the beginning of Episode 2 of this Angry German Kid series.
Episode 2: Angry German Kid Makes A YouTube Video
Leopold was back in his bedroom at home, and he took a moment to catch his breath. "I'm back...I'm back...I can't believe the Ocarina actually worked. If it didn't, I probably would have been sentenced to death. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I WILL NEVER MAKE VIDEOS AS STUPID AS THE ONES I'VE MADE EVER AGAIN!" Leopold shouted before taking a moment to calm down again.
"Positive thinking. I must think positive. There's one good thing about this whole predicament. I'M NOT IN JAIL! YEAAAAH! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!" Leopold happily shouted.
"Leopold! Will you keep it down?! I'm trying to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!" Harold shouted at Leopold.
"I don't care, dad!" Leopold replied, causing Harold to scream in shock.
"You don't care about my show?! Are you fucking retarded or something?! I'm gonna beat your ass until you do care!" Harold declared before coming up to Leopold's room to beat him up, which he did.
"NOOOO! WHY DO I HAVE TO BEATEN UP SIMPLY FOR NOT CARING ABOUT A SHOW?! AT...LEAST...IT'S NOT AS BAD AS GETTING BEATEN UP BY WVBA BOXERS!" Leopold cried in pain as he was being beaten by his father.
"Shut up!" Ian Hecox from Smosh shouted before Chet Ubetcha flew by in his Roflcopter again.