This world is not of my creation, that is all JK Rowlings. I hope you find this as entertaining as my friend and I had writing it.
This was written as a time waster at the start one school year with my one pal Lauren where we were students at Hogwarts and well, you see how weird we truly are.
To: Lauren
From: Gryffindor Goddess
Re: Harry Potter is my PC
Girl, if only I could sneak into the boys dormitories! I just heard the other seventh year boys saying that Harry and Ron were using the showers! I know we just got back from spending 3 hours practicing with them, but, oh man! I wish I knew the time so I could tell how long until dinner where I can see him again… Did you get your Arithmancy homework done? The 2 ft of Ideal Matches work? Well I am going to sneak upstairs.
Later,
Ginny"Goddess"
To: Gryffindor Goddess
From: S.L.
Re: The boys' dormitories
I have an idea. We could "borrow" Harry's invisibility cape. It wouldn't be too hard. All we have to do is wait until they are sleeping and go in and get it. I'm sure Hermione knows where it's at and she'd be more than willing to help us, considering we would all benefit. You could see Harry, she could see Ron, and I'm all over Draco! sigh I could think of him all day!
Lata,
Lauren
P.S. 4:53
To: Silent Looker
From: G.G.
Re: Re: The boys' dormitories
Girl that is not going to happen! First of all, Harry would notice if it just happened to missing one night and would tear the castle apart to get it back and second, how do you know about it! Only Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Hagrid and I know it exists! You better not mention it to Draco or you'll find yourself cursed into the next universe! Oh! By the way, did you hear about that Slytherin fifth year, Lisa I think her name is, who got knocked up by someone? She was in the hospital wing when I was there earlier. I wonder who it was since she refuses to name the boy. I have to go, Harry just came downstairs, see you at dinner.
Later,
Goddess
To: Goody Goody
From: SL
Re: Plan B
Yeah, I guess you're right. Harry is a little protective of that cape. You ask how I know about it? I heard Harry talking about it to Ron in the Common Room one night. I would never tell Draco about it! Are you kidding! He would use me to get into the tower and then kill me to get to the cape. I know he likes me, but he is very vengeful with Harry and I sometimes think that is all he cares about. I guess we go with Plan B. Hide in the locker rooms! We would have to get there before the team so we might be there for a while. Hope you have a couple of hours to spare! I didn't hear about that Slytherin girl. Have anymore info? And what were you doing in the Hospital Wing?
Lata,
S.L.
To: Selective Listener
From: Gryffindor Goddess
Re: Little Info
I already hide in the locker rooms from time to time and it isn't that exciting… well okay, it is. I was in the Hospital Wing for a personal reason that you very much but Harry did go to… ahem. Anyways there is a new development that Lavender just shared with me… the father of the child might be a teacher! A teacher! Who could do that with someone that old?
On a different note, I just wen down to the commons again to locate Harry (whoelse) and stumbled on our "Heads" locked together on the couch! And they're so innocent during the school day, even Harry and I aren't that open, or stupid. Oh gosh, I'm sleepy, when you get back from your Draco outing, wake me up or better yet, scratch that and let me sleep.
Later,
G.G
To: G.G.
From: S.L.
Re: Re: Little Info
You tripped and bumped your "heads" together? Come on! You can't tell me that's why you were in the Hospital Wing?
SL
P.S. The teacher part is pretty interesting though. Tell me more…
To: Scary Lady
From: G.G.
Re: Re: Re: Little Info
HOW DARE YOU! We have never had that problem! We are waiting, how long I don't know, but Harry and I are waiting! I happened to be escorting Harry because he had another "fit." The boy has it bad enough with Voldemort (yes I wrote it) but these fits are getting worse. Harry says that just being with me makes him feel better but I don't see how unless I suddenly became an empathy girl or something which seems unlikely since that doesn't run in my family, that I'm aware of.
I finally sent off my application to the WarMage academy this morning after breakfast, I'm kind of nervous though since I haven't discussed the future much with Harry but I know he wouldn't want me to be in such a dangerous profession. Grrrrr. One second there is an owl tapping at the window.
Okay, that was weird, Harry just asked me to go to Hogsmeade with him next time by owl, when he is just across the room playing wizard's chess with Ron, who is beating him by the way. While we are suppose to be using our study hour wisely by studying. Well, okay I give in, I find it very sweet. Poor Hedwig, she must feel lost since I just sent Harry a reply to his dorm room…
LOL Ron's queen just smashed Harry's castle! Oh God, he caught me staring at him! One second, he just motioned me to come over.
Later: Well, that was an interesting game of chess and such. Harry asked me to help him with the game and we ended up holding hands and playing footsie right there in front of (well under the table) Ron. We were rather distracted and lost rather quickly and now we are working on Potions (or at least they still are). I'm not quite sure where you are right now since you are meant to be here but I expect to be told soon. OMG! Harry is doing something really distracting right now and I can't think anymore so BYE!
Much later,
G.G
To: Gossip Goddess
From: S.L.
Re: Small Talk (and my where abouts)
You don't understand why you make him feel better? Are you dense? No everything happens because of magic. Knowing that you like him warms his heart and makes him feel better. (Becoming an Empathy Girl, OMG!)
Honestly, I don't know of anyone that would want you in such a dangerous profession. But if that's what you really want, I'm sure Harry will support you. You never know, he may even join you! It's not like he's never been through anything dangerous before!
As for the teacher getting that Slytherin girl pregnant, I bet you 5 gallons that it was Snape. Have you ever seen how he treats the Slytherin girls in Potions? It's more then obvious that he favors them. It wouldn't surprise me that it was him that was the father.
Speaking of Potions, is the second half hard? I've already done the first half of the work. You asked where I was this afternoon. The answer is very obvious! I was with Draco. He took me to a secret place that he says no one else knows about. Well, except for me now. You know, he really is a sweet person when he wants to be. I just wish everyone else could see that.
Lata,
S.L.
To: S.L.
From: G.G.
Re: Small Gifts (button included with Draco's face on it)
Maybe you've got a point about Harry, who knows. I really don't think that now is a good time to ask him since he isn't exactly been talkative since the recent fit. He's spending most of the day with Ron and Hermione, not that I mind really, they are his best friends.
I bet it was Snape. LOL maybe you could ask Draco who he thinks. Speaking of Draco, I found this in Colin Creevy's photo collection and told him I planned on making it sing Weasley is Our King, the Gryffindor version, and he gave it to me for free! Don't wear often, but I thought you would like it. The essay on dragon's blood, the second half needs to discuss the legal extraction of it from dragons. Read pages 274-280 and it will be all good. Just copy a few good quotes and you will be fine.
Later,
G.G.
To: G.G.
From: S.L.
Re: Re: Small Gifts
Thanks so much for the button. I love it! I guess Colin does get some good pictures every now and then. (Not that he's a bad photographer.) I asked Draco who he thought the teacher was and he just got a funny look on his face and said he didn't know. Then he changed the subject so chances are he knows something.
I really don't like how Harry is getting these fits so often. What does Madame Pop say? Is there anything she can do to help stop them?
BTW, thanks for the help with Potions work. Greatly appreciated!
Lata,
S.L.
To: Silly Lass
From: G.G.
Re: Sorry!
Hey I'm sorry I was't in History of Magic today, it's just Harry was sent to Dumbledore's office in Divination around 10:30 this morning and like you know he didn't show up in Transfiguration, well in the middle of study hour Professor Spout took me to Dumbledore's office too.
Well, when I got there Harry and Ron were there, shows you how much I noticed his absence, talking to the Headmaster. Well, when they saw me Harry went ridged and turned away and Ron just stared. Let me give it to you briefly.
In the two days since I sent my application, I was accepted to the Academy and Dumbledore thinks it's wise for Harry and Ron to join me in the training. NOW! We will spend 3-4 hours a day with weapons, hand-to-hand, wandless magic and cures for common wounds. And if things could be weirder, Harry tried to talk me out of it, (Ron seems to have succeeded in Hermoine's case) then got mad when I wouldn't!
Later when he was willing to speak to me again he listened to reason and all seems better. Tomorrow we will be meeting our "Master" and with what Dumbledore is hinting, it is someone the boys know well.
And with the fifth year, you were right, Draco did know something. He helped her! You need to know the facts so here it goes.
Lisa and Draco had a "special" relationship AKA arranged marriage but they didn't like it so Lisa and he decided to disregard it and date. Well Lisa got knocked up by some sixth year boy and went to Draco for help. Draco took her to Snape for a potion to "set things straight" and he refused, so they went to the Hospital Wing where I saw just Lisa. Next is a bit fuzzy but Lisa is still with child so the marriage is off! (lucky you) I thought you needed to know and OMG Quidditch practice in 5 minutes and Harry will skin me if I'm late.
Late,
Goddess
P.S. Don't be mad at your boy, he tracked me down in the halls because he couldn't find you to tell you personally and he wants to talk to you. It must be a big step if he will be seen talking to me.
It can only get goofier people. Great thanks to my pal Lauren.