Narnia: Let Carnage Reign
Narnia was always a happy land with many gay people running around I actually DO mean happy by gay at all hours of the night. After Peter, Lucy, Edmund, and Susan left Narnia through the wardrobe, things only went down-hill for the….Narnians? Tumnus the gay this time I mean homosexual fawn fell in a bush of thorns and died from the many cuts received from the briars. He was not rescued because everyone was laughing too hard to do anything. A girlie death for a girlie fawn. It turns out that the white witch actually didn't die from Aslan biting her in the face, she was just terribly mutilated. And by terrible I mean terrible. And you thought she was ugly before….ha. She was killed by the little dwarf guy because she sneaked up on him in the night and he thought it was the lady from darkness falls. Yikes. Now on to the children. Pay no attention to my diabolical laughter. Susan was the first to die; she fell down a flight of stairs shortly after returning home and was run over by Lucy who was running through the house with a doll carriage. Lucy who was just mentioned as the one pushing the doll carriage crashed into a wall and slowly bled to death from the broken clavicle sticking out of her neck. Peter and Edmund actually made it back to Narnia again a few weeks later, and were promptly eaten by Aslan: Peter for wearing pink and being a pussy, and Edwin for being a whiny emo kid. Everyone else instantly ceased to exist because Narnia never existed in the first place. Why the hell did I even just write this. Talk about wasting my life away.
w w w. myspace . com / ccv2765 - without the spaces -my friend and mine's video…thing. Just thought I'd put it up here.
Thanks to Iawen Londea for pointing out that it's Edmund not Edwin.