Hey, I'm here yet again with another pointless fic. I hope that you guys like it, at least a little. I might actually be able to do more than a oneshot this time! I based like the first half of this fic on a Futurama episode, so if you recognize the plot, don't be surprised.

Just Wake Up

"Can't catch me!" yelled Shippo as he ran from Kirara. HE hid behind a tree, which was of no help because Kirara easily sniffed him out. They continued to run around until they heard Kagome's voice

"Hey you guys, it's time to eat!" Shippo and Kirara quickly hurried back to Kaede's hut.

When they got there, everyone was sitting around the pot of food. Inuyasha and Kagome were arguing about her exams that she had to take the next week, and Miroku was smiling, rubbing a red handprint on his face, because...well, do I need to tell you?

When the food was totally ready, they all dug in. Afterward, they all decided to go to sleep. Inuyasha took his usual place in the corner, while everyone else got out a mat.

Miroku, being the gentleman that he was, decided to give Sango a very heart felt goodnight...scratch that, make that a very ass felt goodnight. He, as usual, went to bed with a print on his face.

The next morning, everything was normal.

Shippo was playing with Kirara. He was running from her yet again, but this time, be tripped and scraped his knee against a very sharp rock. He fell on the ground and started to cry. Kirara quickly transformed and took him back to the hut.

In the village, the whole gang was rounded up by one of the villagers and taken back to Kaede's.

"What do you need from us NOW you old hag?" said Inuyasha. Kagome nudged him hard with her elbow for being so rude.

"It is not what I need from ye, it is what Shippo needs." The little kitsune was lying in a bed in a lot of pain.

"What happened?" asked Kagome in a worried voice.

"He was playing and he fell and got cut on a rock. Unfortunately the cut was deeper tan I thought and has now become infected. I need ye to go and find an herb for me, so I can heal him. Also, there is another herb I need. It may come in handy in the future." Kaede explained what the herbs looked like and where to find them. Within a few minutes the gang was off.

It only took them about 20 minutes to find the place. The y quickly gathered the herbs they needed and began to head back.

However, on the way back, things weren't as simple.

Kikyo appeared. She was ready now to take them all out. She quickly knocked out Kagome, which caused Inuyasha to join the fight head on, though she tied him to a tree with her soul carriers before he could get too close. That just left Miroku and Sango.

Thinking that she wouldn't need them, she left her weapons with Kaede. Kikyo drew her bow as fast as lightning itself. She was aiming strait for Sango.

"You're the demon slayer aren't you? Maybe it's about time you go slayed."

She let her arrow fly. It was aimed at Sango's heart. Suddenly though, when the worst seemed inevitable, Miroku jumped in front of her. However, the arrow had so much thrust that it went through Miroku and poked Sango in the chest, barely piercing it.

Miroku fell forward onto the ground. Kikyo was about to shoot again, but she felt Naraku near by and decided to check it out.

"Be warned." She said. "You're lives have been spared...today." She walked off into the distance.

He soul collectors let go of Inuyasha, and Kagome regained consciousness.

She saw Miroku's body on the ground. He wasn't moving.

Sango recovered from the shock and quickly turned him over. She felt for a heartbeat, but couldn't find one.

"Oh God...He's...He's dead..."

Hahahahahahahaha cliffy! Just another reason to hate Kikyo. Don't worry, she does die. Anyway, I hope you liked the first chapter! Review Review Review!