Chapter IV: Medical Investigating

"Colonel Carter, this is a surprise. The last time I checked, you had blue eyes." Landry said.

Sam just death glared Landry before sitting down in his office. Daniel sat down in a chair between two bookshelves, and Cameron sat down next to Sam…although he did scoot the chair a little bit away from her.

"Dr. Jackson…you run into a can of red paint?" Landry asked.

Daniel just smirked before rubbing the 'bracelet' that he had received from Jusenkyo.

Landry looked at Cameron and said, 'Colonel Mitchell, I think that you're the only one of the trio I sent that looks normal."

Cameron chuckled a little before saying, "I wouldn't bet money on it, sir."

Landry, not showing his apparent confusion, looked at Cameron before asking, "And why is that, Colonel?"

"Well, it's like this, sir…" Cameron began.

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"I'm not getting any shots, lady!" Ranma said to the wary Dr. Lam.

"Look, I need to take a sample of your blood. After that, I promise, no shots." Lam said with her fingers crossed behind her back.

Ranma looked at her for a second before rolling up his sleeve and presenting his arm. Dr. Lam, impressed, swabbed Ranma's arm with alcohol and pricked a vein. Ranma groaned for a moment before he settled in.

When Dr. Lam took the needle out she said, "See, did it hurt?"

"Yes, a lot, excruciatingly, now can I go?" Ranma asked with sarcasm.

"Nope, just a few more tests to run on you." Dr. Lam said with a somewhat smile.

Ranma gave a big groan before allowing the tests to be taken on him.

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"…and that's about it, sir." Cameron said, finishing the debriefing.

Landry looked as solemn as he did before they entered the room, but now they could tell that he was thinking it over.

Then he laughed while saying, "You honestly believe I would believe something like that?"

Daniel looked at the others before saying, "Would you like us to show you?"

"If you show me that you can not only change your entire appearance with just a splash of cold and warm water, I'll eat my hat!" Landry said with a smile.

Sam smiled a feral smile and said, "Alright, then. Daniel, Cameron…General, come with me to the infirmary. I need to check on my nephew/niece, anyway."

So they followed. Landry made a phone call first to tell his daughter/CMO to expect their arrival.

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When Carolyn stepped out of her office, Ranma said with sarcasm, "Was that a pardon from the governor? Can I leave now?"

"Quiet, you…your aunt is coming down with her friends and superior officer." Carolyn said.

When they arrived, Carolyn was surprised that Sam had a different color set of eyes and Daniel had a different color of hair. But, she stopped her questions when Sam asked her for eight glasses, four with cold water and four with hot water.

When she got back, Sam said, "Give Ranma, Daniel, Cameron, and myself each a cold glass and a hot glass."

While she was handing them out, Carolyn asked, "Is there a point to all this?"

"According to Colonel Mitchell, Colonel Carter, and Dr. Jackson, the four of them can change bodies when hit with cold water and change back with warm water." Landry said.

Lam shoved down a chuckle before saying, "Right, and next they'll probably say that pigs actually fly."

After the glasses were handed out, Sam dumped her cold water first. Her hair got darker and a little longer and her eyes got more menacing and redder. That got Carolyn and Landry's attention.

"Believe us now?" Ninja Sam said with a chuckle.

Landry shook his head a little but Carolyn shook her head no.

Ninja Sam dumped the warm water on her and said, "Who's next?"

Daniel shrugged and said, "Why not?"

When Daniel dumped his cold water, everyone was a little shocked. His red hair was still in its 'Daniel cut', but was a little darker. His eyes were more…woman like, and he physically changed into a woman on the spot. Before anyone could say anything, Daniel dumped the warm water and he changed back.

"That leaves you and Ranma, Cameron. Who wants the honor first?" Daniel said with a slight laugh.

Cameron and Ranma looked at each other and did a game of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. Cameron, being unlucky this week, lost the game and gave a slight groan. He picked up his cold water and dumped it over his head. His hair remained the same, just slightly tinted red, the rest was normal…except for the fact that he changed physically into a woman.

"Don't anybody say…anything." Cameron said with a cold voice.

He then dumped the warm water over his head and said, "Your turn, Ranma."

Ranma, who was starting to feel embarrassed asked, "Do I have to?"

"Everyone else did, now it's your turn." Sam said.

"Can't I just tell them?" Ranma asked again.

Before anyone said anything else, Cameron picked up Ranma's cold water and unceremoniously dumped it all over Ranma.

"WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR, JERK!" Ranko shouted.

"SO THEY'D SEE WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, DUMMY!" Cameron answered back.

Ranma grabbed the warm water and quickly dumped it over his head.

Carolyn and Landry looked at the four of them, then at each other. Landry went back to his office, mumbling something about grabbing his hat for lunch, and Carolyn did the only thing that came to mind: feinted.

"Well, that went rather well." Cameron said before turning back to Ranma.

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And that's chapter 4. I decided to go for a little humor this time around, but things will get serious soon, don't worry. Don't forget, Read and Review.

Disclaimers

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