The title pretty much explains itself. All I can say is that I pity those poor Xiaolin people… INSANITY to the MAX!

I skip towards the temple, humming a meaningless song. (Unfortunately for the Xiaolin warriors, I have a tendency to say exactly what's on my mind.) I catch sight of Raimundo doing some weird kicking punching jumping thing. It looks like fun.

"Can I try?" I call.

"Um… sure." He replies, stepping out of the way. I try it and fall on my butt laughing.

"That was fun!" I cry enthusiastically.

"Who the hell are you anyways?" Rai asks.

"Weeeeeell," I say, taking in a deep breath. "In this fanfiction my name is going to be Amy, I like movies, dances and pie, I'm the dragon of … um… ooh! I'm the dragon of cheese! And…. I think you're cute but not cute enough sooooooo bye!" how I manage to say that in one breath he'll never know. He watches, completely confused as I skip away. (Skipping seems to be my thing.)

I soon find myself at the lair of Jack Spicer. I grin and dash in, eager to cause damage here. I find Jack busy at work. (Evil work of coarse.)

"HI JACK!" I shriek, making him jump a mile. "Wutcha doin?"

"What the- how'd you get in here?" he asks angrily.

"Through the door silly! How else to you get in an evil lair of a hottie?" I reply, undaunted.

"Hottie, huh?" Jack wonders. "I could get used to that."

Wuya floats in. "What are you doing? Who is she?" She snaps.

I take a deep breath. "My name is Amy! I'm the dragon of cheese, I like icecream and goth guys and … and… PIE!" I finish. The two of them stare at me, dumbfounded. That 'whole sentence in one breath' thing gets them every time!

"I don't believe your even a … dragon thingy." Jack says.

"Fine, I'll prove it." I reply. "CHEESE!" I scream, images of cheese coming up behind me and the Japanese symbol of cheese floating in front of me.

I shoot little yellow beams of light through my fingertips and… Wuya is now swiss cheese!

"AHHHH! What did you do to me?" Wuya screams.

"I made you delicious!" I answer.

Wuya takes a bite of her hand. "Hey, your right." She gasps.

As she continues to consume herself, I run over to Jack and link arms with him. "Let's go out together!" I cry.

"Let's not and say we did." He groans, unlinking our arms.

I start to pout. "But…. But… I wuv you!" I yell, starting to cry.

"Cut that out." Jack snaps.

"Stop yelling at me!" I scream. "I never liked you anyways!" I start to run out the door, but I stop. "I'll be back to make-up with you in the next chapter!" I call before dashing away.

"I can hardly wait." He sighs, turning back to his work. "Psyco."

Hmmm…. It doesn't seem like enough… it needs PLUSH! You'll see what I mean in the next chapter.