I'm glad you liked my last chapter! Here's the second insane random chapter!

I continued down the path to the temple again. Master Fung was waiting for me.

"Did I do something wrong?" I ask.

"Apart from putting toothpaste in my shoes, no." he replies. "I have a special mission for you."

"GOODY!" I shout. "Tell me! Tellmetellmetellme!"

"All right! I'll tell you!" he cries. " I need you to… uh… get me a potato."

"A potato?" I wonder.

"Yes, a potato." He answers. "But not just any potato, a potato from CHASE YOUNG!"

"Oooo… do you want cheese on that potato?" I ask, my cheesy powers getting the better of me.

"Yeah, sure, whatever. Just go already." He mutters, shoving me away. I can hear the toothpaste squishing in his shoes as he runs as fast as possible to get away from me.

And so, I go skipping along until I spot him laying waste to a small town. (I've never actually seen an episode with him in it, so I'm making this up.)

"Can I have a potato?" I call.

He turns to look at me. "Why do you need a potato? And who are you anyway?"

I grin. "Weeeeeeeeeeeell," I begin, "My name is Amy, I like ponies and violins and bubbles and…. And… I'm the dragon of cheese and I LIKE PIE!"

Chase keeps staring at me like I'm a raving lunatic (Which I am). "Hey, aren't you turned on by my good looks and overall evilness?" he asks finally.

"Um… no." I reply.

"What? All the Xiaolin Showdown fan girls think I'm hot!" he cries.

"You are hot." I answer. "Just not hot enough."

"Oh come on!" he says, exasperated. "You don't even like me a little?"

"Weeeell…. No." I say before bounding away.

"Wait! NO! You have to think I'm irresistible!" he yells. "I will make you love me!"

I soon arrive back at the temple. "Amy? You're still alive?" Mater Fung gasps.

"Um… yeah. You see, I went to get the potato but then Chase started asking me stupid questions and then I ran away and now I'm here talking to you." I finish, gasping for air. I flash a big grin at him. He keeps staring at me.

Just then, Dojo slithers in. "EEEEEEEK! SNAKE!" I scream. I start trying to stomp on him.

"Hey!" he yelps. "Watch it!"

I look down at him. "Ooooh, it talks." I gasp. "Now it's not so scary anymore."

Unfortunately, Kimiko runs in. She's holding a piece of cheese that looks like a unicorn.

"You…" she growls. "Look what you did to my plushies!" she holds up the cheesy horse.

"You have plushies?" Master Fung asks.

"I did have plushies, but now they're just hunks of CHEESE!" she snaps.

"Oh yeah! I remember now." I state. "I was bored and I was digging through your room when I found those stuffed things and I turned them into cheese." I look at them both. "Why does everyone stare at me like that?"

"Lucky for me, I had a few friends help me plot my revenge." Kimiko says smugly. Clay, Omi and Raimundo all run in.

Clay lassoes me in. I fall on my butt. This time, I'm not laughing. Omi throws a water balloon at me and Rai… just stands there I guess.

I glare at Kimi. "You dare anger the almighty Cheese Dragon!" I boom. My voice sounds different, deeper. They have awakened the Dragon inside me. (And they pissed me off too.)

"Alright, now I'm angry!" I yell. I get up and miraculously break through the rope. I shriek this really weird battle cry: "AIYIYIYI!" and the whole room glows yellow.

When the light dies down, everything is weird. Kimiko has turned into one of her beloved stuffed animals, Clay's a cow, Omi is a… gingerbread man, Rai's a ferret, and Master Fung is a bunch of grapes. Dojo, now a small gecko, scurries out of the room.

I look around. "Cool!" I exclaim. "Let's do that again!"

"Change us back!" Kimi pleads. (Even in their weird forms, they can still talk.)

"We're sorry!" Rai adds.

"Ooooo!" I squeal. "A ferret! I love ferrets!" I pick Rai up.

"Put me down." He orders.

"Nope!" I reply, but I drop him anyways. It looks like I'm not just the Dragon of Cheese; I'm the Dragon of Randomness! Sweet!

"Look you guys, I would change you back, but I can't." I say. "So I'm going to go and find a cure. But not before I take care of some 'unfinished business'."

HA! Now I'm off to bug Jack! Stay tooned for more madness later! Amy: Mmm… gingerbread…