A/N: I've been watching House since the first episode, and yet I never thought to do a House story. Hmm. And another warning, in case you missed it the first time around: SPOILERS FOR SLEEPING DOGS LIE. That is all.
Disclaimer: I don't own. Woot.
Title: I've No Clue
Chapter 1: You know, they call these things one-shots for a darn good reason.
AND NOW WE MAY BEGIN
"Sorry, but you're staying in there until you've settled your differences. I've heard an insane person lives there. Possibly even more insane than me!" House gave a little cackle, shut and locked the door, and left.
Which left Cameron and Foreman in the author's house together. ((There will be NO romance between them, trust me.))
I was currently listening to music in my bedroom, therefore not hearing the voices and the door.
Until the screaming began. Well, one person's screaming, anyway.
"Alright, look, I have no idea why the crazed idiot did this to us-"
"The crazed idiot who you just happened to NOT get over yet," interrupted Foreman.
"WE WILL SPEAK NO MORE OF THAT. Anyway, I still feel that-"
"I can just see myself, writing a book maybe. 'Cameron Loves House. And Guess What? He Loves Her Back!'" Foreman giggled like a small child at that.
"WILL YOU PLEASE LET ME SAY WHAT I WANT TO SAY?" raged Cameron.
"No," stated Foreman simply.
"IT WAS MY ARTICLE! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO STEAL IT! NOW ONLY ONE OF US SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING, BECAUSE I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING THAT I SAID YESTERDAY!"
"So we're not friends?" asked Foreman hopefully.
Cameron sighed, then I burst out of my room and came running towards them.
"Wow, I never thought I'd get to meet you guys. I love your show, by the way. Where has Hugh Laurie gone?" I ask, turning circles around the room.
"He was never here," say Cameron and Foreman at the same time. They glare at each other.
I whimper slightly and retreat back to my room.
"Hey, who are you anyway?" asks Foreman.
"I'm the author," I reply simply, and then shut my door in their faces.
Both shrug their shoulders and return to their argument.
"I didn't steal your article. I borrowed it," said Foreman.
"YOU USED MINE TO WRITE YOURS!" Cameron screeched.
—And so it went for several hours. House came by to pick them up around 8:00 P.M.—
"So, have you finally figured everything out?" he asked.
Their response was a barrage of insults aimed at House, and each other.
"Good. I knew that would work," smiled House, as he drove steadily towards the mental facility.
The End
Strange and random. Hope you liked!
The Insane Lugian