To continue with my random story, I am now going to visit Jack. Um… do I need a disclaimer? Oh… well just in case:

Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown or any of the characters. Nor do I own Whinny the Pooh's song… you'll have to read to see what I mean.

I skip (wow, I'm skipping a lot) back to Jack Spicer's lair, singing a little song. It goes something like this:

No one knows, tiddly pom

How the wind blows, tiddly pom

In my nose, tiddly pom

…I can't think of anything that rhymes with nose, tiddly pom!

I finally reach the familiar gloomy abode. I tiptoe in, careful not to disturb Wuya, who is now reduced to only a floating head after eating herself. I spot Jack, working again.

"HI JACK!" I scream. "Wutcha doin?" (Wow, this seems familiar.)

"You again?" Jack scoffs. "Look, I don't have time for this. I have Xioalin Warriors to destroy.

"Oh, I already turned them into random things." I reply casually.

"Really?" Jack asks hopefully. Devious thoughts go through his head, believe me, I can tell.

I nod. "You see, I got really mad, and then this inner dragon thing came and-"

"Yeah yeah, I don't need the details." Jack snaps, cutting me off.

I throw a glance in Wuya's direction. She's helplessly floating around. Good. I start messing around with Jack's stuff.

"What's this do?" I ask, holding up a weird looking metal thing.

He snatches it from me. "It's a highly destructive laser, now GO AWAY!" He cries.

I giggle, "You make funny faces when you're mad." Jack gives me an exasperated look.

When I'm sure he's not looking, I take his laser thing. I randomly push a button. It starts shooting all over the place.

"Oh no!" Jack moans.

"Looks like I owe you." I sing happily. "What'll it be?"

"How bout you leave me alone." He mutters bitterly.

"Dinner it is!" I cry. "And I know just where to go…"

Aww… poor Jack. Oh well! I guess Amy is just smarter then she looks… YEAH RIGHT! More later, I promise!

Jack: NOOOO! Don't leave me with her! Stick her with Chase or something!

Me: Umm… no! But Chase will be there shortly! (evil smile)