Oh Captain!

Disclaimer: Just a little fun bit of nonsense I thought up. Set at some point before Chuck and Sarah finally got their act together in season 3. Also, Chuck never shaved off his beard.

Summary: A particularly bad day at the Buy More finally causes Chuck to go a little crazy.

For whatever reason that only the Universe itself knew, things on this particular day at the Buy More had been a little more nuttier than usual. And for one Chuck Bartowski, the poor man was about at his limit with the whole entire thing. Even Hannah's amazingly wonderful self couldn't block out the insanity and he was certain she was starting to come to regret even considering applying to begin with thanks to the shenanigans that often occurred in the Buy More. "Guys! Knock it off!" Yelled Chuck as he tried once again to keep Jeff and Lester from doing any more crazy stunts.

And cursing the fact Casey had conveniently gotten sick earlier so that he wouldn't have to deal with the madness himself a minute longer. Unfortunately for Chuck, he'd get hit in the face with the red paint the two knuckleheads were messing with. "Uh-oh." Muttered Jeff with a wide eyed look on his face.

Chuck stood where he was as Lester carefully inched away as Hannah approached her hopefully soon boyfriend with a concerned look about her, "Chuck? Are you okay, sweetheart?"

A short laugh escaped him before he rocked his head back and laughed. "I'm suddenly very terrified." Gulped Lester.

For this was not a good reaction to have from Chuck Bartowski of all people! "I KNOW MY PATH NOW!" Yelled the bearded Nerd as he made train sounds.

Drawing looks from many in the store as Morgan came rushing towards his best friend. "Chuck! Just take a deep breath, buddy, okay? Deep breath!"

"I need not a deep breath!"

"Uhh, I kinda think you do in this case!"

"I AM CAPTAIN BUYMORIA!" Yelled out Chuck as he ran off towards the exit, singing nonsense at the top of his lungs.

Everyone watched on in shock, unsure of what to do or say while over at Castle, a grim faced John Casey made his way up to where Sarah was in the Double O. "Walker, we have a problem."

With raised eyebrows, Sarah turned to him. "What kind?"

"The Buy Morons have finally caused Bartowski to snap." He told her and got a doubtful look from the Blonde beauty in return.

Wordlessly, he pointed towards the window. "See for yourself, he's out there right now acting nuttier than a fruit cake."

"Casey, this is Chuck we're talking about."

If he hadn't snapped in the time he'd been there before he met her and Casey, Sarah felt Chuck was unlikely to snap now! "HAAAAA! I AM CAPTAIN BUYMORIA! A GOOD DEAL IS MY AIM FOR YOU!" Yelled out the very subject of their conversation from outside as he ran past in nothing but his boxers and socks.

Paint still on his face and for Sarah to stare in complete shock! "Oh my God…"

"I'll get the tranq gun. Besides, with how things have been between you two and Shaw sniffin' around you, it was only a matter of time before Bartowski finally snapped." Grunted Casey before he went back down below to get what he needed for the mission ahead.

Missing Sarah's completely unhappy look in the process before schooling her features to go outside and try and distract Chuck herself. "CHUCK! GET BACK HERE!"

"FAIR MAIDEN! I AM CAPTAIN BUYMORIA! HA HA HA HAAA!"

Author's Notes: Heh…