Whew! I'm back! Finally! YES! Back to computer land! (Sigh) I love computer land… oh well, here's chapter four!

Um… here's the disclaimer (I guess):

Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown or it's characters, or the Tiddely Pom song, or a fancy French restaurant. (But I wish I did!)

I soon came to a fancy French restaurant, towing Jack behind me. "Let's go in there!" I suggest. "It looks expensive, and romantic." I sigh. Jack groans.

I run in and am greeted by a man in a tuxedo. He has a teeny little mustache and a toupee. He's funny looking.

I clear my throat. "Table for two please." I say in a most dignified manner.

"Certainly, right this way." The waiter replies. He leads us to a small table.

After we're seated, (Or in this case, I'm seated. I have to practically tie him down.) I glance at the menu.

"OOHH! Let's get this!" I cry, pointing to the part labeled, escargot. Jack glances at it.

"Do you even know what escargot is?" he asks.

"… No." I reply. "And I DON"T CARE!" I practically scream at him. "YOU"VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ESCARWHUTCHAMACALLIT?"

"N-no… nope, no problem with escargot not a one." He says quickly.

I beam. "Good." We order our food and soon a steaming platter of snails is set in front of us.

"Pick one up and shove it in my mouth. Shell and all. Jack stares at me in disgust. I return that look with a smile, snail goo dribbling down my chin and bits of snail stuck in my teeth. Jack turns a sickly green.

"I'm gonna be sick." He moans, making a mad dash for the bathroom.

"You do that!" I say sweetly. I'm about to help myself to some more snails, when I hear glass shattering and several people screaming.

Chase Young has just burst through the window (like he couldn't use the front door) and was standing on the table by the nonexistent window.

"YOU WILL LOVE ME!" he hollers.

"No I won't." I reply, stuffing more snails into my mouth.

But Chase just grins. "You will… once I wipe out JACK SPICER!" he then begins his evil cackle.

I stare at him blankly. "Aren't you going to scream in terror and run to defend him?" Chase asks.

"I have a very tiny mind… it takes awhile for this kind of stuff to sink in." I reply. So, I sit and think… and think… and think. Then, 'click' it checks in at the Amy's mind Motel.

"Oh no!" I wail. "If you harm one crayola red hair on his head I'll…I'll… turn you into a bologna sandwich!"

Chase stares at me. Why does everyone do that?

"To continue…" he begins, but then Jack comes out of the bathroom, looking much better. That is, until he sees Chase.

"Aww crap." He groans. "What're you doing here?"

"I'm here to destroy you!" Chase sneers. Then comes the evil laugh.

"You're demented." Jack comments.

"I know." Chase replies simply. "Now, let's end this."

They don't get far in their little brawl, because it's the Xiaolin Warriors to the rescue! Well, not really. They just found a Shen Gong Wu here, and they need to pick it up.

"Hi guys!" I scream.

"Oh no." Kimiko moans. "Not you."

"Hey, how'd you guys turn normal again?" I ask.

"It is a most interesting story, you see-" Omi doesn't get far in his explanation.

"Alright, I get it, you're normal now and everyone's happy. Now can we get on with it?" I snap. Having Chase come in was one thing, but long explanations and big words really tick me off.

"Whutcha lookin for?" I ponder.

"It's a Shen Gong Wu." Raimundo replied. "So, if you see it, don't touch it."

I stick my tongue out at him, (Well, he deserved it!) and do a little searching of my own. By now, my small mind has long forgotten about Jack and Chase, who continue to try and beat each other up.

I notice something shiny on the ground at my feet. At the same time, Chase, Jack and Rai all make a grab for it.

"Ooh! OOH! I challenge you, you and you to a Xiaolin Showdown!" I cry.

"A four person showdown?" Kimiko wonders.

"Should be entertainin'." Clay says.

Kimiko smirks. "Five bucks says the weird girl gets creamed."

"Yer on!" Clay replies.

That chapter was looooooooooong! The four person Xiaolin Showdown should be interesting… um… bye!

P.S. Don't worry Rai lovers, I won't do anything too bad to him. As for Chase… well, let's just say that I'm terribly sorry to you Chase fans. ;)