Back with more! At last! All right, here comes the betest Xiaolin Showdown EVUR! Yes, I spelled ever wrong, but right now, I DON"T GIVE A DAMN! YEEE-HAW! LETS HAVE CORNDOGS!

Ashencry45: (injects anesthetic)

Phantomangel13: (falls asleep on the floor)

Ashencry45: No more sprinkles for you…

They all stare at me in disbelief. "All right, what's the challenge?" Rai asks.

I think about that. "Ummmm… I don't know. How about we all try to kill each other in a violent and graphic battle scene?"

"This is a kids show." Chase protests. "Not a Stephan King novel."

"Oh, all right. First one to get the shiny thing wins." I huff. "Kill-joy."

"We accept your challenge." Jack states. "Let the Showdown begin!"

I sigh. "He's sooo cute when he's determined to kick my ass."

"Dude, you have serious issues." Rai comments. But, ignoring that comment, we begin. The whole restaurant turns into a deadly maze of giant snails and frog legs.

"Yummy!" I cry.

"Eeew." The others moan. I grin; this is going to be fun.

We all start at the beginning. We're ready to go, when Omi hollers, "WAIT! What Shen Gong Wu does each of you plan to wager?"

I hadn't thought of that. "Umm… I don't have any." I admit.

"Me neither." Chase adds.

"Oh, let's just forget about it and go already!" Rai calls impatiently.

So this time we really start, all racing in different directions. Chase turns into a dead end and starts the other way. I run into a giant snail.

I take out something that looks like a twig. "AVADACADAVRA!" I scream. Nothing happens, because the thing that looks like a stick really is a stick. "Dang, that always works for Voldemort." I mutter. But, upon remembering that this is not a Harry Potter fanfiction, I run like heck to the shininess.

But, over my head, I see Jack Spicer in his little helicopter thing… whatever it is. "Later losers!" he sneers.

"Cheater!" I call, and try to catch up to him. But Chase is way ahead of me; he jumps and clings onto his legs like a tick. (Yuck!)

"Hey! Leggo!" Jack cries. He takes out a huge sword.

"Oooo… it's so pretty!" I exclaim.

"Sword of the Storm!" Jack yells. A big storm cloud comes up, and rains on them.

"Ooo, real scary." Rai laughs. "You gonna rain on me too?"

"Oh, give me that." I snap, snatching it from him. "I'll show you how to really use it." I lift it skillfully, and chop Chase in half at the waist. But since this is a kids show, it kinda looks like when you cut a whole ham in half.

Chase's upper half gets up on its hands. "Damn, I lose." He mutters. "Come on lower half." Both of him sadly walk out the door.

"That was messed up." Rai says sickly. He notices that I still have the sword. "She's nuts!" he cries, and runs away.

I turn to Jack. "Here's your sword back!" I say cheerfully.

"N-no, that's okay, you keep it." He replies nervously. "Just don't kill me!"

"Aww… I won't kill you!" I laugh. I notice that the new Shen Gong thingy is two feet away. I skip up the steps to it and take it in my hands.

"I win!" I yell happily. "I got… um… what is it anyways?"

Come to think of it, no one really knew. I looked closely. It was an egg. A golden egg.

"Hey!" I whine. "You guys cracked it."

"We didn't do that." Clay protests.

"Then it must be…" Kimiko starts. But before she can finish, it cracks open completely.

"Oh! It's soo cute!" I cry. In my hands is now a little fox, kind of like the emoticon ones on looks up at me with its big eyes and gurgles, "Cheese!"

"Oh no, not another one!" Jack moans. But I wasn't about to let them take away my little friend, so I ran off with him, eager to teach him what I am, and what we all are deep down… completely and utterly RANDOM!

Whew! What an awesome chapter! And to think it only took me one evening to write! Well, that's the end of my little story. But look for my sequel coming soon!