A Tigerlily And A White Stag

Lily pulled James aside after Transfiguration, knowing Remus, Sirius, and Peter would follow. "When did you do that?" she asked, thankfully able to contain her amusement at the prank.

James threw up his hands. "Why does everyone think that was us?" he asked Sirius, his hazel eyes sorrowful. Sirius shrugged, looking the very picture of innocence. Remus rolled his eyes and answered Lily's question.

"Last night. We only got about two hours of sleep, too."

The shocked noises James and Sirius were making at Remus's admittance were drowned out by Lily's ponderings. "But that couldn't possibly have taken you all that long... what else did you do?" she said, turning to James, her emerald eyes flashing dangerously now.

He shrugged noncomittally. "Nothing designed to cause physical or emotional harm to any particular student or group of students," James answered, leaning against a wall. "They're overall things. The smallest is supposed to get... maybe ten people." He looked at Sirius for conformation of this fact. The other nodded. "And it's not even going to go off any particular time. It'll just... happen. It might even go off on us," he continued. "Let's just say it'll be an... interesting day." He gave Lily that cocky smile they all knew she hated.

She rolled her eyes, but smiled back and even kissed him on the cheek. "If you're lying to me, James Potter, I will make the next weeks of your life absolute hell."


AHHHHH. VERY sorry I haven't updated in ages... my muse kinda died and the only way I got this done is cause ofa HUGE guilt trip... and this is insanely short but I'll make it up to you... somehow... I've just realized I've done the thing I hate with fanfics (when somebody justkinda lets it die...) and I'm even more guilt-trippy now.

If you want something else to read while you're waiting for me to work on this... look at RAB (co-written with my friend) or Vignettes (done for school)... they're both somewhat funny, I think... and RAB has a lot of James/Lily... and a little Remus/OC but it's not Mary-Sueish or anything I don't think... anyways I would like to repeat that I am VERYYYY sorry and that I'm working on another story as well that I should have something up for soon... it's James/Lily from seventh year through Halloween '81 and then I'm doing an AU in which the Potters don't die (Longbottoms are targeted instead) so I'm working on that too... hope you people aren't too mad at me. ;-;